Five coffins shot out of the ground. The lids slowly fell down revealing Nagato, Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori, and Itachi. Suddenly the bodies awaken.
Deidara steps অগ্রবর্তী and looks around saying, “Where am I?” He looks to his left and sees Sasori in a coffin and Kakuzu to the right of him. “Oh no,” Deidara said, “I’ve been buried alive un! This is my worst nightmare come true un.”
“Shut up brat,” Sasori said, “If আপনি were buried alive then আপনি wouldn’t be above ground.”
Deidara stared at Sasori for a moment. He then reached অগ্রবর্তী and poked Sasori’s face. Sasori grabbed Deidara’s finger and bent it backwards, causing Deidara great pain. Sasori asked, “What exactly do আপনি think you’re doing brat?”
“I was checking to see if it was really your human body un,” ব্যক্ত Deidara as he fell to his knees in anguish.
Sasori let go in surprise and looked at his hands. He really was human.
“Hey,” Kakuzu whispered to Deidara and Sasori, “You guys want to buy my coffin. I’m the tallest so it is nice and roomy. It’s like a luxury coffin.”
“We already have coffins un,” Deidara said.
“Oh come on guys,” Kakuzu insisted, “You really can’t take money with আপনি when আপনি are gone. I have an entire fortune to rebuild.”
“If আপনি don’t have money then we don’t have money either আপনি greedy idiot,” Sasori said.
Kakuzu launched his hand at Sasori’s throat, but Sasori managed to dodge. “You also can’t take puppets with আপনি either,” Kakuzu said, “I’m way stronger then আপনি now shorty so don’t piss me off.”
Sasori ran অগ্রবর্তী and kicked Kakuzu in the groin, causing him to fall back into his coffin. “Like I would waste the energy of using one of my puppets on someone like you,” Sasori mocked.
Deidara looked over at the coffin on his far left and saw Itachi still quietly standing in it. “Hey Itachi,” Deidara said, “Are আপনি revived too un?”
Itachi remained perfectly still.
Deidara had an idea to check for sure. “If আপনি aren’t then I guess আপনি won’t mind me destroying your Sharingan un,” Deidara ব্যক্ত as he reached forward.
Itachi swiftly kicked Deidara back. “I’m alive moron,” Itachi admitted, “I was just hoping আপনি fools would think I was still dead and leave me alone.”
Deidara laughed to himself. “I can’t believe আপনি died,” Deidara said, “Who killed আপনি un?”
“Sasuke,” Itachi mumbled.
“Hahahaha! I killed Sasuke! That means my art is superior after all un,” Deidara rejoiced.
“If আপনি had killed Sasuke then I wouldn’t have fought him in the first place. Besides I had a fatal disease at the time. So in truth your so called art is still vastly inferior to my hate,” Itachi explained.
Deidara stopped for a সেকেন্ড and took out some clay. “Well I’ll just have to প্রদর্শনী আপনি my art is superior then un,” Deidara said.
Nagato shouted, “Enough! It is no wonder আপনি all died with the sorry behavior আপনি are all displaying here.”
All four of them stared at Nagato. Deidara then asked, “Who are you?”
“What are আপনি talking about? I was the leader of Akatsuki,” Nagato insisted.
Deidara thought for a moment and said, “No. Pain had কমলা hair and আরো piercings then a goth chick un.”
Nagato became annoyed as the others laughed and said, “Those were bodies I controlled from a distance due to my poor health. I’m the real leader. Look at my eyes.”
Nagato’s Rinnegan convinced them of he was indeed Pain.
“Actually he was just a figurehead,” ব্যক্ত the voice of someone coming towards the Akatsuki, “I am the real leader and my name is Madara Uchiha.”
The newly white masked Tobi revealed himself to the group. Sasori, Kakuzu, and Deidara stood perfectly straight out of fear. Itachi and Nagato remained unaffected.
“Looks like Kabuto did a good job of bringing আপনি all back,” Tobi said.
Nagato commented, “Not all of us are back. Where is Konan?”
Tobi replied, “We thought she had served her usefulness.” Rather Tobi didn’t want to reveal how he almost হারিয়ে গেছে to her embarrassingly.
Deidara remarked, “I also see Tobi isn’t among us un.”
Sasori asked, “Who is Tobi?”
“Tobi was this idiot that replaced আপনি as my partner un,” Deidara explained, “He was probably considered too stupid to revive un.”
The white masked Tobi stared at Deidara for a moment as Itachi and Nagato did a simultaneous face palm.
“I see আপনি don’t recognize me,” Tobi said, “Perhaps this will help.”
Tobi then began talking in his fake childish voice. “Sempai! Oh Tobi is so happy to see you,” ব্যক্ত Tobi, “Tobi missed আপনি so much.”
Deidara started to sweat profusely as he asked, “You mean all this time I was being a jerk to the leader?”
Nagato remarked, “I kept telling আপনি to be nicer to him.”
“Don’t worry,” Tobi ব্যক্ত in his Madara voice, “I’m not one to hold a grudge.”
Deidara looked relieved as he asked, “Really?”
“Really,” Tobi said, “I’m one who acts on a grudge!”
Tobi then teleported Deidara into the air and shot him with a fireball jutsu.
After Deidara landed on the ground Tobi walked away saying, “It is good to have আপনি all back in my service. You’ll be useful to me in the days to come.”
Kabuto emerged and said, “Alright it is time for আপনি to return to your coffins. You’ll need your rest.”
Sasori responded, “You look much uglier then I remember Orochimaru.”
Kabuto squinted and said, “I’m Kabuto. I was your spy for a while.”
Sasori looked closer and said, “Oh yes. I see you’ve come along way.”
Kabuto smiled replied, “Well thank you.”
“You’re welcome,” Sasori said, “Not many can go from being an Orochimaru fanboy to an Orochimaru poser.”
Kabuto attempted to attack Sasori, but Tobi held him back. “Just get in your coffins and rest,” Tobi said.
They all returned to their coffins, which disappeared.
Tobi looked at Kabuto and asked, “You do have other reanimations right?”