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Zetsu

posted by SilentRevelry

Partner: None
Seiyu: Nobuo Tobita
Voice actor: Brian Beacock (white side), Michael Sorich (black side)

Zetsu (ゼツ, Zetsu?) functions as a spy for Akatsuki, a role made easier দ্বারা his ability to merge with anything and instantly travel to a new location. He has been shown able to সরানো his body and take part in the tailed beast sealing ritual simultaneously which, in addition to being unique to him, allows him to act as a lookout while the sealing takes place. Because of the role he plays, Zetsu is the only member of আকাটসুকি to act without a partner on a regular basis. Despite this, Zetsu...

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Konan

posted by SilentRevelry

Partner: Pain

Konan (小南, Konan?) is the only female ninja in Akatsuki. She is also the only member to call her partner and the আকাটসুকি leader, Pain, দ্বারা his name. When she was younger, Konan, Nagato, and Yahiko were left orphaned দ্বারা one of Amegakure's many wars, forcing them to fend for themselves. The three eventually encountered Jiraiya, who looked after them and taught them basic ninjutsu. Jiraiya had believed Konan to have died with Nagato and Yahiko some time later.

Konan has a natural talent for origami, as seen with the paper ফুল she keeps in her hair. This talent extends to her...

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Kakuzu Retires! Hidan is Running Wild.

posted by AlexWhittier

“Yo Pain,” Hidan shouted, “Where the f*** is Kakuzu? I checked his room and all his s*** is gone.” Pain was sitting in his office with Konan standing পরবর্তি to him.

“Kakuzu decided to take advantage of our retirement plan. He no longer works for Akatsuki,” Pain explained.

“When the f*** did we get a retirement plan?” Hidan asked.

“Kakuzu set it up. He was our treasurer after all,” Konan said, “Zetsu is also retiring. I heard he even moved into the same assisted living facility.”

Pain added, “Until we can find an adequate replacement for Kakuzu আপনি will be working alone.”...

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আকাটসুকি Mission: Tobi's Nightmare

posted by AlexWhittier

“Ahh!” Tobi awoken and realized he had a bad dream. He looked around his room and sighed. He tried to go back to sleep, but kept having the same nightmare. Tobi thought for a মিনিট about what to do. “Of course. Senpai will help Tobi.” Tobi got out of his বিছানা and walked out of his room to Deidara’s room across the hall and slowly opened the door. He tiptoed in quietly and snuck into Deidara’s bed. “Hopefully senpai won’t mind if Tobi sleeps with him.” Deidara turned over and slowly opened his eyes and saw Tobi’s mask inches away from his face. Deidara jumped out of বিছানা yelling...

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ফুলেরসাজি are red

posted by to0ota111

Zetsu: ফুলেরসাজি are red, Kisame is blue

Screw this poem, I want to eat you!

Kisame: ফুলেরসাজি are red, Zetsu's a tool

Ignore what he said, that's just cruel.

Itachi: ফুলেরসাজি are red, I killed my whole clan

I may be pretty, but I'm still a man.

Sasori: ফুলেরসাজি are red, বার্বি is plastic

So am I, and I think it's fantastic!

Deidera: ফুলেরসাজি are red, my art explodes

I'm into boys, do আপনি think it shows?

Kakuzu: ফুলেরসাজি are red, money is green

I wish I could kill you, but that would be mean.

Hidan: ফুলেরসাজি are red, I like religion

I pray আরো often, but Kakuzu keeps bitchin'!

Konan: ফুলেরসাজি are red, I'm into origami

I'm the only girl in the akatsuki, why don't the boys hit on me!

Pein: ফুলেরসাজি are red, I like my piercings

Anyone who makes fun of them, will be one of my killings!

Tobi: ফুলেরসাজি are red, Deidera's arm went missing

When I saw it had a mouth, I tried to practice স্নেহ চুম্বন ...

Deidera: O.o ...ew.

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আকাটসুকি vs. Oranization XIII

posted by Sasuke_Fan17

At the Organizations castle

The 13 members were all in their thrones in the room of Where Nothing Gathers.

"As আপনি all know a portal opened just a matter of a few days ago. We also decided to conquer this world. However, a group known as আকাটসুকি rules this world. We will need to eliminate them in order to সরানো অগ্রবর্তী with our plan. Axel, Demyx, and Larxene will be scouts into their territories." Xemnas explained

Axel and Larxene accept this quietly but Demyx does not.

"Ah mannnnn. Why do I have to go? I just went after that huge heartless that was about to attack the castle! Where is my break!...

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Ways to annoy the আকাটসুকি অথবা get get killed

posted by Itachi_lover

Deidara: Compliment Deidara's good looks.
Kisame: Make a new addition to your aquarium.
Itachi: Give Itachi a taste of his own madicine.
Zetsu: Confuse the cannibal with cheesy lines.
Hidan: Spread the joy of খ্রীষ্টধর্ম and Convert all non-believers.
Tobi: Tell Tobi he's a bad boy rawr.
Kakuzu and Konan: Harass the team's financial worker and origami artist with cruel and demented torture.
Konan: অথবা আপনি can throw water on her(makes her soggy)
Sasori: প্রশ্ন Sasori's artistic beliefs
Pain: Improve your aim with a bit of dart practice.
Then.............

RUN IF আপনি WANT TO LIVE!!!

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Deidara's little problem!

posted by fangirl404

This is another thing that i thought would be nice. I hope that আপনি guy's enjoy it! ^^

Deidara: What to do today un?
Sasori: Why don't আপনি go out and wander around.
dedara: That sounds like a good idea sasori my man!
Sasori: will go and don't bother me!!
Deidara: Okay Okay! *gezz i hope that he won't be mad when i come back!*
_deidara walks around and then he sees a figure lieing on the ground._
Deidara: o my gosh! Why is there a person lieing on the ground?
kimiko: umm.....NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!!! I WILL KILL YOU!.....ummmm
Deidara: woh!why is she talking in her sleep? And i hope that is a girl!

*to be continued*

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Konoha B*tch:She HAD to take Sasori!

posted by saso_dei_hi

WELCOME ALL আকাটসুকি FANS!!!!

This is a rant in honor of all the fallen Aka Suna no Sasori,who was murdered দ্বারা the Konoha B*tch *drumroll* Haruno Sakura

I hope আপনি enjoy this!

Well...Let's go shall we?

Name:Haruno Sakura (A.K.A)Fohead
Killed:Aka Suna No Sasori
Reason:Bipolar b*tch who's p*ssed her so-called bf left her and angry cuz sasori looks younger than her

Haruno Sakura was put into this exsistance for one reason:To reck h*ll in all the lives of the following:

1.Sasori
2.Ino
3.Naruto
4.Sasuke

Hmm...I'll begin with her life story.As a child,Sakura had a HUGE a** forehead.When Yamanaka Ino miraculously...

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আকাটসুকি Mission: The Vacation

posted by AlexWhittier

Kisame and Itachi waved goodbye to the rest of আকাটসুকি as they headed out for vacation. Kisame seemed to be sulking. “Why did আপনি volunteer us to stay behind to guard the base. We’re going to miss out.” Itachi looked up at him. “We will have a great time when our dates get here. I used my genjutsu to make sure your তারিখ thinks you’re a wealthy সাঁতারের পোষাক model rather than a sadistic মাছ man.” Kisame smiled at that idea. “Besides something tells me they’ll be back very soon.” Pein continued to read the map as the rest of আকাটসুকি followed from behind. “We are almost at the...

chapter 12:kyo-chan the servant at ur service?

posted by hinata3125

Chapter 12:kyo-chan the servant,at ur service!?

This sux.pein grounded me for putting spicy mustard in the eye hole of tobis mask when he slept last night.when the guy woke up I let the fireworks shine.its not my fault,the guy's a total pest!!! He's funny,hell yeah but he wouldn't let me sleep.he kept whispering (loudly) about how much of a 'good boy' he is.pein says as punishment I have to be kakuzus servant for 2 weeks.I CANT STAND THAT GUY! He's always picking fights with hidan and calling deidara a girl....he once ব্যক্ত to sasori and deidara that 'art is for pussies,if u wanna be convinient...

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আকাটসুকি Board Game: How to Play

posted by AlexWhittier

Set Up - In order to play আপনি will need two six-sided dice, a board with twelve spaces which includes a start and finish space, and game pieces to symbolize the characters আপনি are using.

Object of the Game - Your character must be either the first character to reach the finish মহাকাশ অথবা be the only one to still have health.

How to Play - Roll the dice to see who goes first. Once the player order has been established the game begins. Each player rolls the two dice and adds up the totals. Depending on what the total is determines what in a series of possible events happens to your character. Each...

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আকাটসুকি Mission: Rescue Hidan

posted by AlexWhittier

Hidan was running down a path that led to a nearby village. “S*** I’m late. Kakuzu is probably going to দুশ্চরিত্রা about how I didn’t get there in time to help him.” “You have bigger things to worry about than that.” Hidan looked over to his left and saw a sound ninja wearing glasses. “Who the hell are you?” The sound ninja pushed his glasses up on his face and exclaimed, “My name is Kabuto and I believe আপনি will be coming with me.” Hidan laughed. “Like some nerdy ninja can take me.” Hidan grabbed his scythe and swung at Kabuto, cutting him in half instantly. “F***! This...

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নারুত

posted by kisamefangirl

Chapter 2:Rescue Mission

নারুত ran into Sasuke,and Sakura. He was so scared it creeped Sasuke out."GUYS!"He yelled,Sakura covered her ears,and Sasuke told him to calm down. "What is it Naruto?" Asked Sakura,then she noticed Tanahi was not with him."Wait a মিনিট where's Tanahi?"asked Sasuke,then নারুত got wide eyed. "THAT'S THE PROBLEM,THE আকাটসুকি KIDNAPPED TANAHI!"He yelled then lee and সিকামারু came running around a corner."We heard that Tanahi-san is kidnapped!" ব্যক্ত সিকামারু then he saw Sakura and নারুত look at him."Er,I mean we heard নারুত say that Tanahi is in danger what happened?"asked সিকামারু embarrassed.

At the আকাটসুকি base: Akasana was looking at his sister and she smiled at him. "I প্রণয় আপনি brother." She said,Akasana was suprised when she ব্যক্ত that he started crying. "I.......love আপনি too,little sister!"

Would team 7,team 10,and team 9 save Tanahi before she turns to a আকাটসুকি member? Find out পরবর্তি time

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আকাটসুকি Mission: Crush the Rebels

posted by AlexWhittier

“Shouldn’t Kakuzu be here দ্বারা now un?” Hidan looked over at Deidara. “It’s not my f****** fault old stitch face is late. Besides I can think of someone else’s partner who I’d prefer was late.” Hidan pointed at Tobi who was chasing a butterfly. Deidara became annoyed. “Tobi! Stop playing with that প্রজাপতি un!” Tobi looked at Deidara. “I wasn’t playing with it senpai. I was scaring it. Tobi was being a good boy.” “Ugh,” Deidara grabbed Tobi and dragged him over, “one of these days Tobi un.” Kakuzu was now strolling down the street. Hidan saw him. “Well look...

life of an akatsuki, chapter 1

posted by akatsuki_lover9

it was a normal দিন in the akatsuki. Konan was practicing origami, Deidara was blowing things up behind the base, Tobi was bugging deidara. The rest of the members were sitting watching TV. Hidan and kakuzu were in one of their arguments again. “well I don't see why I can't do rituals in our room, I deserve rights too.”hidan ব্যক্ত angrily. “you can't because আপনি always get blood all over everything!” kakuzu snapped. “i do not!” hidan yelled back. “besides, your the one who leaves money lying everywhere.” Pein turned to hidan and kakuzu and punched them both in the head. “will...

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আকাটসুকি Poem of weirdom

posted by SasoriLV

When Itachi Loved Pickles

Itachi loved his pickles,

more than any other dared.

He ate them with pleasure everyday,

without a single care.

He crunched into them slowly,

and savored every bite.

Then drank the টক juice,

and did so with delight.

His fingers smelled of vinegar,

his hair in disarray.

For all he ever did in life,

was eat pickles everyday.

His mouth began to turn bright green,

from his teeth unto his tongue.

His life was seeming out the door,

and then the door ঘণ্টা rang.

There stood an elderly woman,

with hair so stiff and gray.

She gave Itachi a smile and said,

"Hello sir, good day."

Itachi stared at...

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আকাটসুকি Mission: Find Tobi

posted by AlexWhittier

“I should have been the one left in charge. I’m the আকাটসুকি treasurer after all.” Itachi replied to Kakuzu, “Pein doesn’t want আপনি turning the base into a casino like last time.” Kakuzu muttered something under his breath and sat back down with the other আকাটসুকি members as Itachi continued. “Anyway Konan and Pein went to a spa retreat for some… privacy.” Tobi raised his hand. “Yes Tobi?” Tobi stood up. “Why didn’t they bring Tobi? Tobi is a good boy.” Hidan chuckled. “Because Pein wanted to be a dirty boy.” Tobi pointed at himself. “Tobi can be a dirty boy.”...

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আকাটসুকি Mission: Better Partners

posted by AlexWhittier

“Cut it out!” Pein yelled at his আকাটসুকি subordinates. Once again his meeting was interrupted দ্বারা Kakuzu and Hidan’s fighting as well as Deidara and Sasori debating what art was. They continued in spite of him, so Konan threw several paper bomb airplanes at them. They exploded causing them to panic, Hidan in particular. “What the f*** was that about?” “Pein was speaking and আপনি were all fighting like children on a playground!” Kisame laughed at the others getting in trouble and Itachi rolled his eyes. Sasori responded, “Well Deidara and I were just having a lively debate. Kakuzu...

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আকাটসুকি Mission: Assassinate Orochimaru

posted by AlexWhittier

“Art is an eternal beauty. It is meant to be this way so that the artist’s soul can continue to exist and bring the lessons of his life to others.” “No. Art is beauty that exists in a single moment so that the artist will have inspiration to seek even greater heights un.” Kisame looked behind him as Sasori and Deidara continued to bicker. “Art is an eternal beauty.” Suddenly Kisame made a large sweeping motion with his Samehada forcing Sasori and Deidara to jump back a few yards. “Your argument has been giving me and Itachi an ‘eternal’ headache! Do আপনি two ever stop?”...