I read this really funny poam like story about what to look for to be insane.. And remake I made...

* you ask we're I been I hit you with a shover

* I mistake blood for cherry juice and give it to my mom on mothers day

* I bring a louded shotgun to show and tell class in Kindergarden

* I ask about 'thevbirds and the bees' to people I never met

* I laugh at people's pain

* I convince myself I'm the tooth fairy

* I sleep while standing up and with my eyes open

* I speak in Japenesse

* I think of cute rabbits as evil

* I have socialpathic thoughts

* I have conversations about wolves

* I show fear when I see stop signs

* I have meaningful conversations with my toaster

* I tell the cops I committed a crime I didn't even know about

* I scream in your face when you compliment my clothes

* I laugh at my own jokes

* I realize I made this message!