Furry/Funny Reaction

humphrey:It's time to ride the slide and taste the wind.

salty:Humphrey, আপনি are totally genius.    

humphrey:Come on. Let's do it.    

everyone: air wolf!!

Humphrey: Guys! Guys! we're not.. MOVING!!!

kate: that caribou is mine!

lilly:Kate, I'm not a caribou. I'm your sister!    

kate: gotcha!

lilly: omegas don't play like this!

kate: can't escape the greatest alpha ever!

lilly: well i just did

one of the guys: we're gonna die!

humphrey: keep it steady! keep it steady!

one of the guys: what was i thinking??

humphrey: that was great! We are really...

butthead: HUH HUH HUH নমস্কার BEAVIS আপনি KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO.

beavis: UHHH WHAT?

butthead: WE SHOULD GO TO THE FOREST.

beavis: ummmm why? ha ha ha

butthead: আপনি know like look at mothernatures boobs.

beavis: whoa... he he he... lets go!

they went out to the forest.

beavis: damn it butthead when are we gonna see mothernatures boobs!

butthead: damn it beavis calm down! (slaps beavis.0

beavis: নমস্কার look its a wolf

hutch: get out of here you!

beavis: whoa cool! ha ha ha

butthead: whoa are আপনি like... from final fantasy?

hutch: (attacks beavis)

butthead: whoa... huh huh beavis আপনি wuss... your getting your ass...

chapter 1

A grey নেকড়ে walked through the halls of the white house. He stepped into a room with a beautiful, young, goldish-tan নেকড়ে known as Kate, texting on her phone.

"Hey sweety" The grey নেকড়ে greeted.

"Hey dad" Kate greeted.

"How are আপনি holding up?"

"I'm bored, when can we go home?" Kate asked.

"Soon".

They heard heavy footsteps walking towards the door. Two নেকড়ে in black স্যুইটস্‌ walked in.

"Winston, we need to talk".

"Okay, bye Kate. I'll see আপনি in a little while" Winston said."Okay bye dad" Kate said.

Winston walked with the two নেকড়ে down the hall, and through a door. In the small room, where...

Author's note:I just want to make this clear to everyone. In real life I rarely ever drink red wine except on special occasions like Thanksgiving, Christmas, and sometimes New Years Eve. Even then it is in very limited quantaties. (shot glasses অথবা small wine glasses) I dont want everyone thinking I am an alcaholic! This প্রবন্ধ will contain some minor sex but nothing major! আপনি are hereby warned for that!

October 21, 2011

It is Kate's 3rd birthday (19 in নেকড়ে years) and she is feeling happier than ever! I have just treated her to a nice, juicy tenderloin মাংসের ফালি at her পছন্দ restaraunt and...

Holy Shit! Humphfrey is now the most wanted suspect in the pack! Eve, and Kate were strolling around and Kate saw Humphfrey's shawdow with somone else and he was groaning pleasurely. Kate broke out in tears, and eve asked, "whats wrong!"Kate pointed in the distance, and in a সেকেন্ড Eve took off faster than a bullit, and yelled Humphfrey YOUR DEAD FOR BREAKING MY DAUGHTER'S HEART! When Eve got there , whoever humphfrey was with desapeared, and Humphfrey said, "it's not what it looks like!" since eve was still charging after humphfrey, humphfrey started to run, but Eve took a rock, and pegged...

( this takes place the morning after the dream and the nightmare)

Opening my eyes was such a chore after last nights horrible nightmares;: the hellish fires, the rape and death of my beloved and the vision of the evil scar wolf. as difficult as it was to open my eyes the world made sure i did; the gleaming sun shine bursting through my window and onto my face, the birds গান গাওয়া there beautiful songs outside in the trees and a beautiful নেকড়ে lying in my বিছানা and in my arms right পরবর্তি to me; her পশম tickling my face in a way that made me shiver.

i looked around after struggling to open my weary...

Kate landed with a thud and she opened her eyes to face the dreaded Minos. He was positioned under a giant arch and he had two large tentacles for feet and one for a tail. Kate looked to see that he grabbed a damned soul, who was pleading for mercy. Minos sniffed him and licked him with his serpent tongue.

Minos: Hmmmmmmmm...... VIOLENCE!

He then Threw him over the edge and the soul fell into a void. Kate was terrified, but maybe he knew where her family was. Minos was about to grab the পরবর্তি soul, when a strange scent filled his nostrils.


Minos: Who comes into my house of pain and sorrow?...

(Lyrics in this chapter are adjusted for purpose)
(links in this chapter are to ইউটিউব and the actual songs, lyrics লিঙ্ক are added as well)

The দিন of the festival was finally here and the golden sun in the sky shone it's beauty onto jasper to where an evil Kayne was awaiting his fate. After all he has done-shooting lily in the heart-almost killing Garth and torturing him until he bled a river of blood- Kayne deserved to die.

To rub salt into kaynes wound he would be executed in front of the whole of the valley before the metal festival begins; humiliated and with a death befittingly chosen...