Harken, gentle readers, and I will tell আপনি a tale of abiding প্রণয় and beauty, dark deception and intrigue, and harrowing adversity and endurance. Vestem virumque cano. This is the story of episode eight of America's Most Smartest Model.

This chapter continues the heroic epic of the competition to win the glory and reward of being crowned the nations' most intelligent model. The contestants include, among others, two arch-rivals: comely Brett Novek and determined VJ Logan. Brett has used his inherent qualities of প্রণয় and charisma to charm the judges and become one of the শীর্ষ contenders while...

As expected, VJ Logan was proclaimed "America's Most Smartest Model" in the finale of the show, beating Andre Birleanu. VH1 had described the প্রদর্শনী as a খুঁজুন for "the perfect combination of Beauty and Brains". অগ্রদূত Jameson did well enough in the modeling challenges to put him safely in the শীর্ষ tier of the best models, but it was on the brains side that he really excelled. He may not have had the intelligence অথবা book smarts of a Daniel Schuman, but his application of his innate cleverness blew out the competition and left them amazed and sore (as in a kind of loser).

During the taping of the...