Stupid things আপনি ever heard from non-anime fans...

"Weird." <.<
"Why would আপনি pay seventeen dollars for a freaking hat?" Because it was Urahara's...
"When they're mouths move, it looks like they're sucking a dick." *sigh* Hidden. Anyone remember her?

"Why do আপনি read those Chinese mangos?"

I had to laugh at that.

Girl: draw me an anime
Me: জীবন্ত who?
Girl: নারুত ?
me: that's it? that's all ya know?
girl: um......
3 weeks later (no, really)
girl: i got nothin'.
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me:wats your fav anime?
pal: PowerPuff Girls!
me:that's a cartoon.
pal: they're the same.
me: nah- uh
pal:fine, the one where they grow up and live in china
me: that's PowerPuff Girls Z and that's Japan.
pal: fine, then its "Sayaka"
me: whats that about?
pal: a half human - red lion samurai that flies with a giant hairy knife.
me:thats not Sayaka, that's InuYasha.
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me:i like books, how bout you?
pal:me too!
me: i really like জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা ,comics and novels
pal:me too, except i like জীবন্ত stories more.
me: জীবন্ত stories? আপনি mean manga? the one with awesome big-eyed people where আপনি have to read it backwards, right?
pal:yup! i got lots of 'em
me: oh goodie, like what?
pal:i forgot their names, all i remember was "Sayaka"
me:for the 50th time, his name is not Sayaka!
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me:Death Note.
guy: what's that?
me: its a really awesome জীবন্ত about a guy who finds a notebook that kills people when he writes their names in it.
guy: weird.
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jerk: তালিকা all the Pokemon আপনি know for me!
me:why?
jerk:i want.
me:you don't even know Pikachu?
jerk:pika-who?
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person: why do আপনি watch anime? all it ever shows is sex and violence.
me:yeah, because Mirmo Zibang and Pokemon has a lot of it.
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me: what's your fav anime?
gal: anime? sorry, i don't watch Naruto
me: umm... নারুত isn't the only anime
gal: but i thought that জীবন্ত means নারুত in japanese.
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dude: blah, blah, blah.............
me: baka!!!
dude:did আপনি just call me a cow?
* Baka means "cow" in tagalog (philippine language).
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mom: (to my bro)i bought a পিকাচু শার্ট for you!
bro: yehey!where?
mom: here! (brings out the "pikachu" shirt)
bro: Yeahhhh!!!! it may not be Pokemon but Keroro Gunso is also my favorite!!!
*She mistook পিকাচু for Keroro
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me: so what do আপনি think about the story?
sis: (stares at the InuYasha notebook i'm holding) inooyasah.
me: ?
sis: i was just পাঠ করা your notebook but what's that on HER head?
me: that's not a "she" he's a "he" and those are his ears
sis: oh really? but why does he have long hair and his name ends with an A. what do আপনি have to say about that?
me: (facepalms)
3 weeks later..........
sis: oh, your watching your notebook "inooyasah"
me: (continues watching)
sis: why aren't his বন্ধু helping him? why are they just observing him while he does all the hard work? what is he? why does that gut over there look funny? who's that cute guy over there is he inooyasah's brother (Miroku)?
me: seriously, আপনি think that that pervert is his brother?
1 দিন later..........
sis: why do so many people like InuYasha (she finally gets it right) what's so special about it?

This one I heard from my dad:

"I don't want আপনি watching anime. আপনি know how inappropriate that shit is? জাপান is fucked up, Tay. It's basically 10% plot, and 90% blood, gore, and sex."

Let's keep in mind; I live in Iowa, the হৃদয় and soul of redneck America.
All things outside of America are shunned here.
I hate stereotypes. SO MUCH আপনি JUST HAVE NO IDEA LASDJFHASKD.

what relly gets me mad is when my friend says "chinese" stuff. like,"youre always watching those chinese cartoons" অথবা "do they say,"Ping Pong Hong Long Ching Chong?"
god i HATE china,chinese অথবা anything to do with them now. ITS JAPANESE! GET IT RIGHT!

" জীবন্ত is the worst thing ever invented "
my response: you're the worst thing ever invented!
" Can't আপনি get that shit out of your mind?!? "
my response: think of it this way, it's like trying to get your crush of your mind
" জীবন্ত guys suck they are so stupid and useless!!! "
my response: dude আপনি know what আপনি just don't get it. i know everyone is entitled to their opinions but at least intellectual people know what will offend others and what will not so just drop it
" Can't আপনি talk about something else like pokemon অথবা something? "
my response: idiot! pokemon is an জীবন্ত BITCH! just leave me alone and FO!

"Are আপনি watching those Asian কার্টুন again?"

"Why do আপনি like those Chinese বই so much?"

"Is that Naruto?"- They say that when I'm watching ANY anime, like Inuyasha, Death Note, Hetalia, ect... its so damn annoying!

"Anime is just কার্টুন দ্বারা the Chinese why dont আপনি like American things?"

"Your not Asian! Stop watching Anime!"

"Isn't জীবন্ত just cartoon porn?"

"You shouldn't watch জীবন্ত they have porn." I asked them how would they know and if they looked that up XDD They were quiet~

"Man...ga? So its like a comic book but backwords?" I GET THAT WHENEVER I TAKE ONE OUT -_-'

"Why do আপনি do that 'XD' thing? Is it a জীবন্ত অথবা Asian thing?"

"I dont wanna see any আরো of that Asian cartoon **** anymore its really annoying."

And MANY আরো things that get on my last nerve -_-'' why must non-fan people be so...stupid? Literally STUPID.

"anime is so stupid"
"why are আপনি so obsessed with anime?!"
"anime sucks"
"those cartons are stupid"
"why do আপনি watch those cartons?"
"i like normal tv better"
"anime has really weird animation"
"anime sucks ass"
"go read your stupid anime!"
"why the hell would আপনি watch anime? just watch tv"
"what the f*uck is a otaku? জীবন্ত is stupid"
"anime like naruto? that's weird"
"what the f*ck is mange?"
me:*reading my manga*
my little sister:"isn't that a comic?"
"anime is sick and so are the japanese"
that pissed me off i'm japanese!
just a pic for my fellow জীবন্ত প্রেমী : )

non-fan: "Are আপনি for Team Edward অথবা Team Jacob?"
me: "I'm for team Edward Elric."
non-fan: "Edward who?????"

Okay so nobody actually ব্যক্ত that to me. I read it somewhere. I live in the middle of nowhere, where hardly anyone knows what জীবন্ত is.

" It's for 12-year-olds and perverts."

ok i only remeber one of them because when some ppl bad mouths জীবন্ত i zone out
"y dont u go and read ur anime!"
i was like grl u dont read জীবন্ত u read জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা stupid lolz

Non-Fan: "Hey, Whatcha Readin'?"
Me: "Soul Eater."
Non-Fan: "Soul-Whatter?"
Me: "Soul-EATER!!!!"
Non-Fan: "An Anime?"
Me: "Uhh, Yeah."
Non-Fan: "Anime Sucks! Normal TV'S Better. Watch That."
Me: "NOOOOO!!!!!!"

I see নারুত 2 years ago, its cool
-MMMhh muchs
-No i´m 12 years, why?
-Kai beyblade...♥
For know, fuck you
I প্রণয় জীবন্ত
B-I-T-C-H

non-fan: what are আপনি পাঠ করা নারুত how lame
me: don't like it get df out of my face
non-fan: well I was just saying
&
"you watch নারুত isn't that for weirdos"
"I only know boys that like anime"
"anime is stupid"
"isn't জীবন্ত the same as cartoons"
" I only see nerds and weridos read জীবন্ত that means your one"
me: first of all আপনি can't read জীবন্ত only watch it called জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা and i'd rather be nerd than a stupid গাধা like you."

mom: why are আপনি alaways watching that stuff its bad for আপনি go read a book
me: okay go read জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা dosn't matter আপনি know
that was then now she dosen't care

"The lip-synch and the dialogue don't match. Therefore it sucks"

Okay, that isn't EXACTLY what he said, but it's pretty much what he means.

My brother: "Stop watching that জীবন্ত crap and grow up."

Classmates: "Whatcha doing?"
Me: "Drawing anime"
Classmates: "weird...."

"Anime's stupid."
"Anime's for people that have no life."

Me: STFU. জীবন্ত is freaking awesome!

my classmate: "Who's that guy in bleach again? Y'know, the one with the hair... and the black kimono... and the sword..."
me: "Umm... EVERYONE?!?! ...except for Ikkaku..."
=.=" lol

This came from my mother,
So I'm sitting down watching bleach on T.v. in my room, she comes in and says:
Mom: Your watching bleach again?
Me: YEP!
Mom: I will never understand আপনি and your chinese manga's
Me:*Facepalm*

SO I'm watching Full metal alchemist and my brother comes in,
Me: OH NO WAY!
Bro: What are আপনি doing? *Looks at t.v.*
Oh, your watching নারুত again?
Me: WTF?

I will never understand how he mistaked Fullmetal alchemist for Naruto.

I have a lot of stupid instances.

For example:

Me: *drawing Momiji Sohma in rabbit form*
Baka 1: Are আপনি drawing Pikachu?
Me: Seriously? How does a RABBIT look like PIKACHU?
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Me: *drawing the Ouran Host Club*
Baka 1: Are আপনি drawing Yu-Gi-Oh?
Me: *head-desk* You're a failure. A baka and a failure.
Baka 1: What's a baka? Is that like Bakugan?
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Me: *reading Vampire Knight*
Baka 2: Is that Naruto?
Me: HOW THE HADES DO আপনি CONFUSE THE AMAZING OF VAMPIRE KNIGHT FOR THE SUCKITUDE OF NARUTO?!?!
Baka 2: ... *walks away*
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Me: *watching Ouran*
My Mom: Ugh, why do আপনি watch that show? It's got double meanings with their "pleasing the ladies".
Me: Mom... it's about a host club. Host সংগঠন are সংগঠন where lonely girls go when they want people to pay attention to them.
My Mom: *something very innapropriate about sex that I'd rather not type*
Me: o.O
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Me: *reading Fruits Basket*
Baka 2: Is that Naruto?
Me: *face-book*
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Me: *reading Soul Eater*
Baka 3: Is that নারুত অথবা something?
Me: *sigh* Maka... CHOP! *Chops Baka 3 with book*
Baka 3: OW!
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That's all I remember right now. But I have some hilarious instances with my জীবন্ত Buddies, but most of them end with me being glomped for some reason. For example:
Me: *walks up to জীবন্ত Buddy 1 wearing a শার্ট with a British flag on it* নমস্কার Steph, what's-
*is glomped*

So when I was bored I turned on a pretty cheesy anime, but I kind of like cheesy things and it was a romantic comedy anime, আপনি could say then my sister walks into the room and sees it.

Sis: What in the fuck are আপনি watching?
Me: Anime.
Sis: Isn't that stuff cartoon porn?
Me: No, that's hentai, get your facts straight.

Later on she's talking to her boyfriend and says:
"So this guy was like 'I got an A, now suck my dick!' And then he whipped out his cartoon penis."
Me: >.< Shut up, dumbass

The sad thing is, she watched জীবন্ত when she was little. Like Sailor Moon and stuff

"Anime is for anti-social weirdos who have no life"
"It's not Animation"
"Anime is sick"
"Anime is for babies"
"What are আপনি 5?"
"Anime অনুরাগী need a life"
"It's not a cartoon"

Anybody remember that Anti-Anime jerk Hidden? I couldn't stand her, thankfully us জীবন্ত অনুরাগী ran her off.

When someone googles "Anime Boy" অথবা "Anime Girl" not knowing any REAL জীবন্ত characters -.-

My Father: "What's with those কার্টুন আপনি watch? They're nothing like what I used to watch like Speed Racer. Now that was a good American cartoon."

Me: "Dad, আপনি know that's anime, right? It came from Japan."

My Father: "Not uh... you're kidding me, right?"

Me: "Nope."

so im just sitting in my room পাঠ করা ইনুয়াসা and then my dad comes in and said: "is that naruto? doesnt নারুত have ears অথবা something?"

me: no dad, thats not naruto.

dad: im pretty sure thats naruto

me: no! ino way in hell is that naruto!!!!!!

dad:honey thats naruto!

so then i go on গুগুল and i প্রদর্শনী him pics of নারুত and he says: dude! i think u got the wrong guy! thats naruto!

later im sitting in my room watching death note on my laptop and my mom comes in and says: so whos that? নারুত (and she points at L)

me: NO! thats not freaking naruto! does this guy look like নারুত to you?! (points at L)

mom:no well i dont know
mom: (points at ইনুয়াসা poster) is that naruto?
me: NO!!!!!!

then there was this time: im sitting in my room watching ইনুয়াসা and them my friend comes in:

friend: so thats naruto. ohh i always wondered.
friend 2: is she watching naruto?
friend 1: yea i think she is. man, নারুত is for babies.

me:NO! THIS IS NOT FREAKING NARUTO!!!!!!!!!!!

so in the end i had to প্রদর্শনী both my parents who নারুত is and now they know. but does this look like নারুত to you?!

from my father,
me: *watching hetalia*
father: what is that stupidmai?

me: *watching ouran*
father: why are আপনি watching ouran highschool homosexual club?

me: *brought out my usa-chan plush*
father: why did আপনি bring out huchachuchi?

from my mother
me: *brought out an জীবন্ত plush*
mother: why did আপনি bring out pikachu?
me: for the 5th time, its not pikachu!

from a bunch of যেভাবে খুশী people
people: why do আপনি watch that crap? it sucks. -.-

when i say i read জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা and they jumo to the conclusion that its eather জীবন্ত porn অথবা tenticle rape.its like no its জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা like jappannese comics

"why do আপনি like those backwards books?"\
and i hate it when people have only seen like 1 অথবা 2 episodes of the জীবন্ত they প্রদর্শনী on adult swim and act like they know everything about the show

My bro always says, "dude আপনি watch cartoons, aren't আপনি a lil' too old for them"
I say "Go watch your jersey shore, preppy f*ck, It's a free country so I'll watch whatever the hell I please, and Afro Samurai, Cowboy Bebop, and Blood + ain't exactly kiddie shows. So go f*ck yourself a$$hole!"

i dont like that the only জীবন্ত my বন্ধু know r নারুত and bleach D: and i hate it when they say "i dont want baby কার্টুন for little kids" (its so not for little kids D:)

*Watching Bleach*
Dad: Are আপনি watching that stupid Hentai again !?
*facedesk*

Talking about নারুত and a friend says: নারুত ? I don't watch that fake shit. I watch WWE; thats REAL television.
¬_¬

i got many answer coz my sis is an anime-hater Lol.. (stares at her)
"Eww.. anime.. whats that? dull"
"Shugo chara? Hmp. stupid"
"Doraemon is the Number one জীবন্ত in the world!!! (wrong sis the number 1 is naruto.. ^ ^")

I wear a নারুত headband to school, and people ask:
1. What are আপনি trying to be, a ninja?
2. What's that your wearing?
and this...........
3. What's a Naruto?

IT'S FANGEAR PEOPLE, AND IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Most of my বন্ধু TRIED to watch anime, but it failed -_-
friend:Manga! lemme see!
me:K!wait, your পাঠ করা it the wrong way
friend:What?why is it backwards?How do I read this?!
after 20 times of trying to explain I just took my জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা back

Friend:chun chin Chu
me: what.the.hell. Julie?
Friend:I'm speaking Chinese like the Animes!

জীবন্ত friend: Do আপনি remember there names? Liz, Patty, Soul, Death the Kid?
Dude: ugh!why are they're so many Japanese names!?

dad: Clann-aid?

Friend: STOP TALKING ABOUT ANIME!you're so Asian!
other dude:All it is, is porn!
me and my friend: Were we talking to you?! No!Don't make me Maka-chop you!

also, my friend got confused, and thought Tomoya was Tomoya (Clannad)

me: *Watching Maid Sama of course~)
Friend: Is that Naruto?I thought আপনি didn't watch that,!

How does Takumi look like Naruto?


The rest give me head-aches since only 5 people in my school like anime, so I'd rather not say it~

When older people pronounce নারুত "Nerudow"

*Me পাঠ করা Death Note*
Douche bag: আপনি know those comics are for little kids right?
Me: Look at the title, "Death Note"
Douche bag: Thats a stupid name for a children cartoon book!
Me:You idiot! hundreds of people die in this book!
Douche bag: Your such an idiot!
Me:*Nothing worse then a douche bag who's too immature to admit he's wrong*

Me: I wanna watch anime!
Baka: All that is, is Asian tentacle porn!
Me: What the hell?! No it's not!!
Baka: Yeah right. I know আপনি watch cartoon porn!
Me:I don't watch porn, idiot. Besides জীবন্ত porn is called Hentai.
Baka: THAT PROVES IT! আপনি WATCH PORN! *Yells out to everyone that i watch porn*
Me:(makes sure that everyone hears this)YOU FUCKING RETARD! I DON'T WATCH PORN অথবা HENTAI!
(thinks to self: i hope he dies.)

The funny part of that story^ is that earlier he ব্যক্ত that he jerks off often and that he does not believe anyone when they say they dont watch porn অথবা that they never masturbated.He is a hardcore addict.


Baka:Anime is so stupid!
Me:People have committed suicide over the disappointment of not living an anime
Baka:those idiots, why dont they do something that's not stupid?!
Me:Many, Many people would kill আপনি right now.
Baka: That's what those stupid idiots get for being so dumb.
Me:(Thinks to self: I hope আপনি die a painful slow death.) (I've dedicated my life to anime, manga)

Idiot:You watch anime? isn't that those kids কার্টুন like pokemon?
Me: i don't watch the children anime's. ANIME'S not cartoons!
Idiot: no it's not. all cartoon are for children
Me:*Facepalm's as i walk out the room*

It's also annoying when people see a japinese commercial Like this one ~ link ~
Then they think japan's a fucked up place but we have commercials like that too. for instance Old Spice ~ link ~

Him:Anime is for perverts!
*later that week he makes me watch the girl with the dragon tattoo (its a mavie about a rapist murderer, There's a lot of sex in it)
Me: These are the kind of বই and চলচ্চিত্র your always watching?! O.o
Him: Yeah?
Me: Now আপনি can't call me a pervert since আপনি watch and read stuff like this! :D
Him:...-_- You're still the pervert out of the two of us.
Me: D:<!!


Her:Anime? Is'nt that the stuff where there eye's are like, there entire faces? and there heads are bigger then there body's?
Me: Sometimes when its a chibi. অথবা a really Moe anime?
Her: Those are stupid words
Me: Idiot's these days...

The people who only ever play games like Call of Duty অথবা Halo say that your wasting your life দ্বারা watching anime.

....Man iv had alot of these conversations!

Usually when I'm drawing জীবন্ত in public, I have to hide it অথবা everyone will mention অথবা judge me from it...
"Cool, আপনি draw anime. So you're a nerd with no life who doesn't care about anything else."

Wrong. Maybe I am a nerd, but I care about things other than anime. I dislike it when people generalize like that!

And I also hate
"eww, isn't all জীবন্ত some dirty freaky hentai?"
"eww, isn't all জীবন্ত mindless?"

I have no idea what gives them that impression, but 99% of GOOD জীবন্ত is not like that at all!

"Why do আপনি read those Chinese manga?"
"do আপনি know that can rot your brain?"
"You should stop watching all your little cartoon shows and focus on real life!!"

These are some of the মতামত people have told me but i am always going to প্রণয় জীবন্ত and Manga!!

Especially when they think it's chinese. অথবা one time I was drawing some anime, I can't remember who it was exactly, but some kids went up to me and ব্যক্ত is that a pokemon? Um..Pokemons are জন্তু জানোয়ার and no. And then he had the nerve to say, "you're a good drawer but আপনি shouldn't draw stupid things like that, draw awesome things like sports and stars wars." ..Good god I hate my school and those little s**ts. (Sorry if cursing is not allowed in this মতামত but I was a little pissed at that.. ^^;) Once I brought a Dragon Ball Z জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা to me and another kid told me "Why would anyone want dragon balls? That's gay." ..??!?!? I just don't understand people anymore.

"Isn't জীবন্ত what all those weird kids watch? I feel like they're going backwards instead of forwards..."
"Why would আপনি watch something like that? It's so weird... just watch a regular movie!"
"Uh... anime? Isn't that, like... porn..." *cue looking at me in disgust* "With, like... tentacles..."

I've heard a lot of stupid things. One time someone called me a communist for watching anime... -_-

"Your watching জীবন্ত again, go get a life."

"Your watching that crap."

"Go read a book instead of that stupid আম অথবা whatever আপনি call it."

"Look at them, they look so stupid."

"That is so gay."

"Anime is for 6 বছর olds"
"Why do আপনি read জীবন্ত in the wrong direction?"
"Why do they have big eyes?"
"Why do আপনি Draw them?"
"Anime and জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা is for stupid 6 বছর olds!"
"Why do আপনি watch that shit?"
"Its a Waste of time watching cartoons"
ect ect ect.... and so it goes forever. Darn annoying
*Gets annoyed just thinking about it*

Oh boy have i heard some crazy stuff:
জীবন্ত is all violence and meaningless
The way the mouth's সরানো are stupid
Your to old to like this!
জীবন্ত is inappropriate and shows nudity.
জাপান is a no good country and প্রদর্শনী filth.
An জীবন্ত can't possibly effect আপনি in a positive way and change your life (many have for me!)
The stupidity of people......

পাঠ করা manga:
"You're a little too old to be পাঠ করা comics aren't you?"
"Dude, why are আপনি পাঠ করা that book backwards?"
"So... You're পাঠ করা mangoes? How does that work?"

Watching anime:
"Watching those weird chinese কার্টুন again?"
"Pokemon is for little kids"

Also other crazy stuff... but this is the gist of most of it.
Haters প্রণয় me.

I just got finished watching a manga
What animes do আপনি watch *name of প্রদর্শনী on cartoon net work*

My older brother asked about নারুত and ব্যক্ত that Madara was Naruto's dad and that Minato was the Uchiha who fought with the first hokage.....

My stepdad basically calling anime, just like many others, "cartoons." Also sometimes tells and asks me why I'm still watching those, according to him again, "cartoons"

my parents call my জীবন্ত plushies dolls
weirdos
childish shows
immature
cant fall in প্রণয় with জীবন্ত characters
আপনি cant learn from anime
its just a প্রদর্শনী its not real
আপনি can record them on your dvr
stop wasting your money on anime
what the hell are আপনি wearing
what in the hell are আপনি listening 2
speak English were not in japan
eat normal খাবার
talk about normal stuff
why are আপনি পাঠ করা আপনি book backwards
do আপনি really need that

"Anime is for kids"

"I hate জীবন্ত because it gives bad influences to the children."

"Anime is satan"

"Ben 10 and Dora The Explorer are anime"

"Anime is just a drawing"

It's childish >< !!!

Somebody once asked me what জীবন্ত was in school cause she saw my friend drawing some জীবন্ত in art class cuz we had a free দিন to draw what ever we want she just looked at us like we were stupid when she told the girl she was drawing anime, and I'm like what the actual fuck dude my grandfather knows what জীবন্ত is and he doesn't even watch it!

So this is something that happened once about me and Ava and Sasha
vs Andreas and Ryan and Lukas (AKA stupid fat gorilla
Baka perverts)

Me and my friends:*too busy chatting about anime
Andreas and his friends: *gets into a line and barges in*
Me: Stop interrupting our জীবন্ত conversations
Ryan: জীবন্ত is for babies!
Ava:what did আপনি say?!?!?!!!!!
Me: watch attack on Titan and high school dxd and আপনি cowards will cry in a tantrum and run away from the inappropriateness!
Lukas: We are brave!
Me: *takes out Ipad and ties them all to a chair, forcing them to watch attack on Titan* watch this then!
Andreas and his friends: * When it gets scary* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!*i untie them* I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!!!*runs home*

And that's what they get for calling জীবন্ত for babies!