*in feudal japan*

kagome: hey InuYasha, how do you think our friends are doing?
InuYasha: i think their doing....

*door opens*

Rin-ne: InuYasha! kagome!
kagome: whats wrong rin-ne?
rin-ne: you have to come with me! something feels wrong
*rin-ne turns around exposing lum, ten, and ranma*

ranma: guys i think rin-ne is right. we have to go back


(hey do you guys mind if i add shampoo from ranma 1/2 into this a bit later?)

(I'm cool with that)
Sebastian:*knocks on door*
ciel:*wakes up*enter
Sebastian:*walks in*today I have perpared rose tea and scones*hands tea to ciel*
ciel:*takes tea and sips it*
Sebastian:is that ok or does it not suit your taste my lord?
ciel:it's fine*drinks tea*
Sebastian:*gets ciel ready*

ranma: we have to find them!
a voice: RANMA! where are you my husband?!
ranma: no! it cant be!
InuYasha: cant be who?
shampoo: RANMA! there you are husband!
ranma: sh-sh-shampoo! why are you here?!
shampoo: i wanted to see you *smiles and gives ranma a hug*
Ranma: *sighs* well guys this is shampoo. she is my...
shampoo: husband! *smiles*
all: WHAT?!
ranma: *whispers to all but shampoo* no shes not. she thinks we are but were not
kagome: well nice to meet you shampoo!
ten: sham-chan! *jumps in shampoo's arms*
shampoo: what a little cutie!

(pic is shampoo. wait sebastian dresses ciel?)

Jemuzu walks into the kitchen and sees Bard with a flamethrower.
Jemuzu: Bard... For the last time... Stoves were invented for a reason!
Arekkusu: Yo!!! Something smelling good in here! (walks toward pancake batter.)
Jemuzu:(not even looking) When I turn around you better not have your fingers in that pancake batter.
Jemuzu turns around and sees Arekkusu licking his fingers.
Arekkusu: Ooops. (Starts running away)
Jemuzu: Bard! No flamethrower... Arekkusu!!!! (chases after Arekkusu)
Kyle walks in the kitchen and sees the bowl of pancake batter. He grabs a spoon and starts chowing down.
Kyle: ALL RIGHT CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!

InuYasha: *sniff* *sniff* guys we are going to the person closest to us. everyone, follow me! *kagome gets on InuYasha*
lum: wait where are we going?
InuYasha: just follow!
shampoo: whispers: pushy
InuYasha: i heard that!

*30 minutes later*

ok guys im sure we will get some help here
shampoo: whats going on in their? i hear someone using a flamethrower.
InuYasha: *shakes his head* this is going to be great.
kagome: wait InuYasha! we can just barge in there like...
*inuyasha opens soor*
InuYasha: hey jemuzu!
kagome: you idiot! SIT BOY!
shampoo: jemuzu?
ranma: he is a good friend of ours
InuYasha: *snickers*
ranma: *soaking wet and girl form* you shouldnt have done that! 3, 2 ,1 *points at shampoo*
shampoo: WHY YOU!!!
InuYasha: woa *dodging whip*
kagome: EVERYONE SIT!
InuYasha: *on the floor* great thinking!
shampoo: *snickers* ok lets just see jemuzu
InuYasha: jemuzu we need your help!

(man shampoo is just graceful when she uses a ribbon whip)

Arekkusu: Inuyasha! Save Me!!!!!!!!
Jemuzu: I don't care if you're a soulreaper! You're not getting away from me that easy!
Arekkusu hides behind Inuyasha.
Jemuzu:*sees Inuyasha and stops* Inuyasha! hey what's up guys.
Arekkusu K.: Dad the kitchen's on fire!... Again!
Jemuzu:*facepalm* Sorry about the mess, just trying to get breakfast ready.
Kyle walks up with a messy pancake batter grin
Kyle: It's ok Dad! I already ate.
Jemuzu: Anyone up for Denny's?
Arekkusu: I am!
Jemuzu gives Arekkusu an evil eye.
Arekkusu: Ah! Let it go man!!!

(yes Sebastian dresses ciel every day and night because ciel can't do it right haha he fails when he try's)
ciel:what the hell is all the yelling!?!?!?!?!?!*comes down stairs*oh it's you
Sebastian:*comes down stairs*well this is bothersome
ciel:do you need something? and who is that?*points at shampoo*
Sebastian:I'll take care of the mess...and bard*go's to kitchen*
everyone hears bard and Sebastian yelling then Sebastian comes back
Sebastian:it's clean my lord*smiles*
ciel:stupid demon

kagome: it's fine about the mess trust me. *gives InuYasha the evil eye*
InuYasha: hey that wasnt my fault! that was all miroku!
rin-ne: anyways, we need yours and arekkusu's help.
the other day i was walking down the street and i sensed something wrong. something evil coming our way. we need your help to stop it
InuYasha: why them? i could have beat them my self!
kagome: *sighs* SIT SIT SIT!
shampoo: *to ranma* SIT! what?
kagome: sorry shampoo it doesn't work on ranma. it only works on really stupid people like InuYasha!
lum: here ranma *hands ranma hot water*
ranma: thanks lum *smiles*
rin-ne: so will you guys help us?

(wow i never knew he dresses ciel)

ranma: *to ciel* this is my friend shampoo
shampoo: you mean husband?
ranma: *air quotes* *sarcastic voice* sure
ten: what? sebastian cleaned up the mess? aww man. i wanted to lick some
lum: *gives ten container of pancake mix*
ten: yay lum-chan!
lum: dont even think about getting it on the floor

ciel:hello I'm Earl ciel phantomhive*smiles*
may-rin:young master!!!!!!!*runs down stairs*I'm so sorry I destroyed one of the rooms again!!!!!
Sebastian*really annoyed*I told you to be more careful!
ciel:hmm...so even you lose it
Sebastian:whatever just clean it up but if I come up and it's still messed up then I'll make you just as messed up *smiles*
may-rin:i-i'm sorry Sebastian!!!
ciel:*laughs*

Arekkusu: Hell yeah!!! Bring it on evil force!!!
Jemuzu: Do we even know what it is?
Kyle: Cool we're gonna play superheroes!!!
Jemuzu looks at Arekkusu K.
Arekkusu K.: Hey Kyle that sounds like an awesome idea... Let's play it in the yard!
Kyle: I'm The good guy and you're the bad guy!
Arekkusu K. runs into the yard with Kyle following him
Arekkusu K.:*joking* You'll never catch me Spiderman!!!
Kyle: *laughing*
Jemuzu: What kind of evil are we dealing with?

Ai: *to man* who are you?
the man looks up at her
man: my name is Jiro...Mochizuki.

rin-ne: to be honest im not sure yet. as i was walking down the street, i felt something evil following me close. but i saw nothing. then when i got home it stopped. i have a feeling its against me.
InuYasha: well its nothing we cant handle!
kagome: jiro?
ranma: why are you here?

ciel:why do things like this keep happening?
may-rin:*runs to clean up*
sebastian:I'd think you'd be used to it my lord with your vangence and everything
ciel:shut up demon!!*slaps Sebastian*is there any way we can help?

Jemuzu: Is their any way you can lure this thing in without it becoming a danger to us?
(I gtg for a lil bit, but I'll be back)

Jiro then faints
Ai: *yelling* come here you guys!

rin-ne: sadly no
InuYasha: well we can just wait till it comes to us!
kagome: see this is why naraku always beats you! you always wait until he comes to you!
InuYasha: THIS IS NO TIME FOR THAT BASTARD NARAKU!
kagome: *whispers* just saying
ten: Ai-chan whats wrong?
shampoo: what happened?

Ai: i don't know. he just fainted. he says his name is Jiro Mochizuki. i have no idea where he came from.

ranma: JIRO MOCHIZIKU?!? what?
InuYasha: you know him?!
ranma: he challenged me and ryoga one day! but i defeated him but i have no idea why he challenged me.

Ai: why is he here? we have to help him. he obviously is in no stage to pose a fight. he seems harmless right now.

shampoo: *slaps jiro in the face* hey wake up!!!
InuYasha: shampoo! why the hell are you doing that?!
shampoo: he must wake up!
ranma: stop shampoo!

Jiro: *opens one eye* what the hell?
Ai: are you okay?
Jiro: yeah, i think so. just a little tired.

ciel:(to shampoo)stop that

Jiro: i just understand why you interrupted my slumber. it is only natural for a vampire to sleep during the day.
Ai: vampire?!

ranma: what your a vampire?! man i know so many people who dont look like what they really are

Jiro: oh, i like being a vampire. *smiles to reveal to long fangs*
Ai: and out of all the things we've encountered... i would have never expected to meet a vampire.

InuYasha: you just took the words right out of my mouth
kagome: well what ever you are its nice to meet you! im kagome

Jiro: the pleasures all mine. *tries to stand up but collapses again* damn it!

ciel:do you need help?

Jiro: no, like i said i am just a little tired. *stands up again* please do not concern yourself.

ciel:ok
sebastian:hmm interesting *smirks*
ciel:what are you smirking about?
Sebastian:nothing really
ciel:baka

ranma: *to jiro* you seem so different from when we fought. well yet again that was 6 years ago, when i was 10.

Jiro: *to Ranma* what are you talking about? i have never fought you before.

ranma: what?! then who was that other person?! they claimed that their name was jiro mochiziku. i wonder who it was

Jiro: it was someone who obviously knew me then...Cassa.

rin-ne: cassa?
InuYasha: im guessing you dont like them

Jemuzu: Cassa?

Jiro: my sister. she betrayed me a long time ago. she, like me, is also a vampire and is working with the evil vampires i try to fight; the kowloon children.

Arekkusu: Aw sh*t man, must be some rotten lil punks huh?
Jemuzu: I don't think he means they're really children Arekkusu.

Jiro: no, they are not. the difference between us black bloods and the kowloon children are the only way we can turn somebody is by giving them our blood then killing them, then they will be reborn as a vampire. but the kowloon children can turn someone by only sucking their blood. i thought i had killed them all in Japan ten years ago, but i was wrong. one got away and started a whole new set of them.

rin-ne: they could be that evil force that was following me

Jiro: why would they follow you?
voice: brother!
Jiro: oh great... oh, hello Katorou.
Katorou: brother, brother brother brother! who are these people?

ranma: *whispers to jiro* how many siblings do you have?

Jemuzu: That is possible.
Arekkusu: So what do we do? Get some wooden steaks and holywater or something?
Jemuzu: How would we defeat them? Is it that simple? Holywater and a crucifix?
(Jemuzu gets close to Ai, and Arekkusu looks out sharp)

Jiro: *to Ranma* two. *to Jemuzu* no, it's not that simple. they know your weakness just by looking at you. the only way to kill them is to find theirs.
Katorou: *Runs up to Ten* hi, my names Katorou.

Arekkusu: So much for that Underworld bullsh*t.
Jemuzu: Damn...

ten: hi kat-chan! *jumps in katorou's arms* its great to meet you! this is my cousin lum-chan!
lum: hi!

Jiro: and you would think since Cassa is my sister i would know her weakness... but i don't.
Katoru: hey brother, i'm hungry again.
Jiro: really, you're such an annoyance! *moves one of his fingers and Katorou flings to the ground*
Katorou: hey, that wasn't very nice! *rubs head*

ten: *to katoru* do you like pocky? i have a box *waves around a box of pocky*

Jemuzu: How do they attack? Groups, One on one, from behind? The more we know, the better we can handle this.
Arekkusu: I wonder if my zanpaktou could do some damage.
Jemuzu: That over-sized butter knife!?!
Arekkusu: F*ck you Jemuzu.