Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.
I live with রামধনু Dash, and we were going to সরানো into a very nice house দ্বারা a কেক factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.
রামধনু Dash: *Putting bags into the ট্রাঙ্ক of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
রামধনু Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
রামধনু Dash: *Closes trunk* What আপনি really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on শীর্ষ of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
রামধনু Dash: I can't wait to try it out.
We got into রামধনু Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.
Scootaloo: আপনি know what else would be great?
রামধনু Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
রামধনু Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for আপনি to practice.
Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.
রামধনু Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.
Song: link
Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.
রামধনু Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass রামধনু Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
রামধনু Dash: That's because we're awesome.
Surprisingly, রামধনু Dash, and that টাট্টু in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew রামধনু Dash would win.
Unknown Pony: *About to pass রামধনু Dash*
রামধনু Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*
This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the শীর্ষ of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.
রামধনু Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
রামধনু Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & রামধনু Dash: AWESOME!!!
রামধনু Dash: I প্রণয় this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
রামধনু Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.
When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
রামধনু Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to কেক factory* I work over there across the রাস্তা from your house. আপনি can come over anytime আপনি want, but remember, আপনি must not eat কাপকেক on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat কাপকেক on Sunday?
রামধনু Dash: Let me tell আপনি after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing রামধনু Dash. It slowly passes দ্বারা which makes her nervous*
রামধনু Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* আপনি alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so আপনি can tell me why I shouldn't eat কাপকেক on Sunday.
Me, and রামধনু Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why আপনি shouldn't eat কাপকেক on Sunday.
রামধনু Dash: A few weeks ago, a টাট্টু was eating a কেক on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
রামধনু Dash: She got attacked দ্বারা some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
রামধনু Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of অনুরাগী fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
রামধনু Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway, Jeff saw the টাট্টু eating a cupcake, and he decided to turn her into one. Just before she died, Jeff told the টাট্টু to go to sleep.
Scootaloo: What the heck?
রামধনু Dash: I know. It's terrible.
Scootaloo: Not that, I'm angry with where আপনি put my scooter. *Goes to the scooter, and moves it away from the flatscreen TV* It shouldn't be leaning on that TV.
রামধনু Dash: What did আপনি think about that story I told you?
Scootaloo: I think it's a rumor you, and Pinkie made up to scare me. Save that for Nightmare Night, will you?
রামধনু Dash: Okay, if আপনি don't believe me, it's your loss.
I never did believe রামধনু Dash, then I looked at the calender. Tomorrow was a Sunday, so I decided to get a cupcake, and see what happened.
পরবর্তি morning, I woke up. I wanted to eat a cupcake, and see if রামধনু Dash's story was true, but I couldn't do it with her watching me. I waited until she was watching television.
Scootaloo: রামধনু Dash? *Taking money from her suitcase*
রামধনু Dash: *Watching ponies fly airplanes* Yeah, what's up?
Scootaloo: I'm going to ride my scooter. I'll see আপনি later.
রামধনু Dash: Alright. Have fun.
Scootaloo: *Gets on her scooter, and rides away*
রামধনু Dash: Wait a second!!
Scootaloo: What?
রামধনু Dash: Nothing, it was just something I saw on the television.
Scootaloo: *Leaves the house*
The কেক factory was right across the রাস্তা from where I lived, but if I told রামধনু Dash I was riding my scooter, she would assume that I was far away.
Scootaloo: *Leaves her scooter দ্বারা a আগুন hydrant, and enters the কেক factory*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag. What can I get you?
Scootaloo: A cupcake.
Pinkie Pie: But it's a Sunday. Are আপনি sure about that?
Scootaloo: Just get me the কেক dummkauf!!
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* No one has ever cursed to me in my own language. *Grabs a cupcake, then becomes happy again* Enjoy.
Scootaloo: Danke.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! আপনি thanked me in my own language! This makes me feel very happy. *Bounces away*
All আপনি gotta do to make Pinkie Pie get on your good side, and leave আপনি alone is to speak German, her language. She gets very happy, and leaves to let আপনি do whatever আপনি want.
Scootaloo: *Eating a cupcake*
Ponies: DON'T EAT কাপকেক ON SUNDAY!!
Jeff The Killer: *Arrives*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
And that was the last time I ever saw anything again. In other words, I died.
The End............
Scootaloo: Whoa whoa whoa wait a second!!! *Walks in front of the end* It's obviously not the end. How can I die, and stay alive to narrate the rest of the story? Think people!!!
When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... আপনি know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.
Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of টাট্টু would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're রামধনু Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of রামধনু Dash, do আপনি remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes.
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill আপনি two if আপনি lost, but since আপনি ate a কেক on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I ব্যক্ত go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make আপনি fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* আপনি are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, আপনি will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* আপনি do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot আপনি with this, and make আপনি fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do আপনি have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the দেওয়াল behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! আপনি ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!
He dashed off shouting out a lot of obscenities, and after five সেকেন্ড he returned with a plastic knife, a rubber band, a broken watch, and a spoon with Teletubbies on it.
Scootaloo: This is what you're gonna use to cut out my bodyparts?
Jeff: *Smiles* Yes. I'm such a genius!
Scootaloo: *Sarcastic* Right.
Jeff: And now, to cut off your wings. *Grabs the plastic knife, but then he trips, and cuts the rope*
Scootaloo: Thank you. *Breaks free, and escapes*
Jeff: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard 1: Yes sir.
Jeff: There was a little filly I had here tied up. Go find her!
Guard 5: Sir, please be আরো specific. What does this filly look like?
Jeff: It's orange, and has purple hair. Kill her.
Guard 3: Yes sir.
They all ran off to try, and find me.
I ran out of the কাপকেক factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.
Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another টাট্টু riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
টাট্টু on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* রামধনু Dash ব্যক্ত there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious দিন for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard 3: Get the snowboards!!
Chase song: link
Scootaloo: *Skiing downhill*
Guards: *Catching up to Scootaloo. They're in a single file line behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Slows down*
Guards: *Moving left, and right*
Guard 4: *Crashes into a tree*
Guard 2: *Right পরবর্তি to Scootaloo on the left side*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
Guard 2: *Aims his gun*
Guard 1: *On Scootaloo's right side, aiming his gun at her*
Scootaloo: *Ducks*
Guards 1 & 2: *Shoot each other*
Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo, and the other guards far ahead of him. He stands up, and starts going down the পাহাড় again on his snowboard*
Scootaloo: *Sees a road in front of her* oh no.
Guards: Look out!!
Scootaloo: *Attaches her ski pole to the back bumper of a car, and it pulls her away from the guards*
Guards: That road turns right. We'll go down the পরবর্তি part of the hill, and catch her there.
They crossed the road.
Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo on the road* What are those other guards doing? *Jumps onto the back of a pick up truck, and aims his gun at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Sees the road going to the right*
Guard 4: *Shoots three bullets at Scootaloo*
Truck Driver: *Stops his truck*
Guard 4: ehhh..
The 4th guard goes flying into the air after being punched.
Scootaloo: *Sees the guards waiting on the right side of the road*
Guards: *Shooting the car*
Scootaloo: *Flies to the left side of the road* নমস্কার it's working! *Lands on the snow*
Guards: *Cross the road, and go down the পাহাড় on their snowboards*
Scootaloo: Okay. Only two of them left. How will I lose them?
Guard 5: *Fires 1 bullet*
Scootaloo: *Sees the bullet miss her*
Guard 3: *Pulls the trigger on his gun, but it's jammed*
Scootaloo: *Sees another road* Not this again.
Guard 5: Not this again.
Scootaloo: Well. I'll just have to fly. *Uses her wings to fly over the road* Haha!
The two guards were too busy staring at me, that they weren't paying any attention to the road.
Pony: *Driving a 1955 Beetle*
Guards: AHH!! *Crash into the beetle*
Guard 3: *Flying into the air, and manages to shoot only one bullet at Scootaloo, but he misses*
Scootaloo: HAHA!! *Hums along to the song* I hope they use that song for a TV show, because it sounds catchy.
After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the রাস্তা from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.
Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell আপনি something.
Jeff: আপনি look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if আপনি don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill আপনি two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4: *Falls through the ceiling* I didn't. I got punched.
Jeff: I don't even know how আপনি just did that, because we are in a basement.
Guard 3: Well if that's on your mind, I guess আপনি forgot about everything else আপনি were telling us, right?
Jeff: Oh no. আপনি are not going to leave me. I want আপনি to find that filly, and kill her.
Guard 5: Right away sir.
Meanwhile, at my house.
Scootaloo: *Sitting at a table*
রামধনু Dash: *Arrives* Where's your scooter?
Scootaloo: Somepony গাউন it.
রামধনু Dash: Why didn't আপনি tell me as soon as আপনি got here?
Scootaloo: I don't know.
রামধনু Dash: How did আপনি get back here without your scooter?
Scootaloo: Remember when I told আপনি that I always wanted to fly?
রামধনু Dash: Wait. Are আপনি saying your wings work?
Scootaloo: Yep.
রামধনু Dash: That's incredible! We can fly together, and look for your scooter.
Scootaloo: That's a great idea.
So we started flying above our street, and looked for my scooter. We were hoping it wasn't far away. অথবা at least, I was, because of Jeff The Killer. Currently, he was dancing to some song: link
Guard 3: Sir?
Jeff: *Ignoring the guards*
Guard 5: Sir!
Jeff: Ignore me. I want to dance.
Guard 4: SIR!!! *Turns off music*
Jeff: Do আপনি want to die?
Guard 4: *Points his gun at Jeff* Oh please. All আপনি have to kill me is a plastic knife, and I'm a robot.
Jeff: I must be a proffesional then.
Guard 3: Okay really? আপনি pronounced it wrong. It's professional.
Jeff: Have আপনি found Scootaloo?
Guard 5: Wow, he actually remembered the filly's name.
Guard 3: আপনি owe me twenty bucks.
Guard 4: We haven't found her yet.
Jeff: Then what are আপনি doing here? Go back outside, and find her!
Guards: *Leaving*
Me, and রামধনু Dash found my scooter. It was stolen দ্বারা some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.
রামধনু Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .
It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.
Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
রামধনু Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
রামধনু Dash: Go প্রথমপাতা Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo: Don't! They're not after you, they're after me!!
রামধনু Dash: *Kicks one of the guards*
Guard 4: *Aiming his gun at রামধনু Dash*
রামধনু Dash: *Grabs his gun, and points it at the other guard*
Guard 5: AH! *Runs away*
রামধনু Dash: Coward.
Guard 4: No. আপনি are a coward.
রামধনু Dash: Excuse me?
They stopped fighting.
Guard 4: I ব্যক্ত আপনি are a coward.
রামধনু Dash: Do আপনি even know what that word means?
Guard 4: It means to be afraid.
রামধনু Dash: Do I look like a coward? Because I'm not afraid of anything. Your friend on the other hand? He's the coward.
Guard 3: *Grabs রামধনু Dash from behind* Are আপনি sure you're not afraid of anything?
রামধনু Dash: *Kicks guard*
Guard 3: *Lands on a আগুন hydrant, and then water comes from the hydrant, onto him*
রামধনু Dash: Yeah, I'm sure.
Guard 4: Please surrender.
রামধনু Dash: I don't want to.
Guard 4: We'll give আপনি $35,000 if আপনি let us take out your bodyparts for cupcakes.
রামধনু Dash: I'm worth আরো then that. *Walks away*
Guard 4: *Lands on the ground, and holds onto রামধনু Dash's back legs* You're not going anywhere! Let us kill you.
রামধনু Dash: *Flies*
Guard 4: *Falls, and breaks when he lands on the ground*
রামধনু Dash: Too easy. *Goes to her house*
রামধনু Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.
Song: link
Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.
Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was আরো like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.
রামধনু Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To রামধনু Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
রামধনু Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
রামধনু Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
রামধনু Dash: Why are আপনি just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
রামধনু Dash: What did আপনি do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
রামধনু Dash: Scoots, আপনি okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
রামধনু Dash: আপনি do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
রামধনু Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!
He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.
At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a টাট্টু that had dynamite.
Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether আপনি like it অথবা not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, আপনি got a point there. How about, we have আপনি further away from the explosions?
Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.
Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether আপনি like it অথবা not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Back at the house, রামধনু Dash was not happy with me.
রামধনু Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a কেক today.
রামধনু Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn আপনি not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
রামধনু Dash: I think we should সরানো back to the মেঘ house. After that, you're grounded.
Oh well. Life isn't fair.
The End
I live with রামধনু Dash, and we were going to সরানো into a very nice house দ্বারা a কেক factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.
রামধনু Dash: *Putting bags into the ট্রাঙ্ক of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
রামধনু Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
রামধনু Dash: *Closes trunk* What আপনি really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on শীর্ষ of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
রামধনু Dash: I can't wait to try it out.
We got into রামধনু Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.
Scootaloo: আপনি know what else would be great?
রামধনু Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
রামধনু Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for আপনি to practice.
Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.
রামধনু Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.
Song: link
Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.
রামধনু Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass রামধনু Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
রামধনু Dash: That's because we're awesome.
Surprisingly, রামধনু Dash, and that টাট্টু in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew রামধনু Dash would win.
Unknown Pony: *About to pass রামধনু Dash*
রামধনু Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*
This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the শীর্ষ of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.
রামধনু Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
রামধনু Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & রামধনু Dash: AWESOME!!!
রামধনু Dash: I প্রণয় this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
রামধনু Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.
When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
রামধনু Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to কেক factory* I work over there across the রাস্তা from your house. আপনি can come over anytime আপনি want, but remember, আপনি must not eat কাপকেক on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat কাপকেক on Sunday?
রামধনু Dash: Let me tell আপনি after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing রামধনু Dash. It slowly passes দ্বারা which makes her nervous*
রামধনু Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* আপনি alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so আপনি can tell me why I shouldn't eat কাপকেক on Sunday.
Me, and রামধনু Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why আপনি shouldn't eat কাপকেক on Sunday.
রামধনু Dash: A few weeks ago, a টাট্টু was eating a কেক on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
রামধনু Dash: She got attacked দ্বারা some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
রামধনু Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of অনুরাগী fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
রামধনু Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway, Jeff saw the টাট্টু eating a cupcake, and he decided to turn her into one. Just before she died, Jeff told the টাট্টু to go to sleep.
Scootaloo: What the heck?
রামধনু Dash: I know. It's terrible.
Scootaloo: Not that, I'm angry with where আপনি put my scooter. *Goes to the scooter, and moves it away from the flatscreen TV* It shouldn't be leaning on that TV.
রামধনু Dash: What did আপনি think about that story I told you?
Scootaloo: I think it's a rumor you, and Pinkie made up to scare me. Save that for Nightmare Night, will you?
রামধনু Dash: Okay, if আপনি don't believe me, it's your loss.
I never did believe রামধনু Dash, then I looked at the calender. Tomorrow was a Sunday, so I decided to get a cupcake, and see what happened.
পরবর্তি morning, I woke up. I wanted to eat a cupcake, and see if রামধনু Dash's story was true, but I couldn't do it with her watching me. I waited until she was watching television.
Scootaloo: রামধনু Dash? *Taking money from her suitcase*
রামধনু Dash: *Watching ponies fly airplanes* Yeah, what's up?
Scootaloo: I'm going to ride my scooter. I'll see আপনি later.
রামধনু Dash: Alright. Have fun.
Scootaloo: *Gets on her scooter, and rides away*
রামধনু Dash: Wait a second!!
Scootaloo: What?
রামধনু Dash: Nothing, it was just something I saw on the television.
Scootaloo: *Leaves the house*
The কেক factory was right across the রাস্তা from where I lived, but if I told রামধনু Dash I was riding my scooter, she would assume that I was far away.
Scootaloo: *Leaves her scooter দ্বারা a আগুন hydrant, and enters the কেক factory*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag. What can I get you?
Scootaloo: A cupcake.
Pinkie Pie: But it's a Sunday. Are আপনি sure about that?
Scootaloo: Just get me the কেক dummkauf!!
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* No one has ever cursed to me in my own language. *Grabs a cupcake, then becomes happy again* Enjoy.
Scootaloo: Danke.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! আপনি thanked me in my own language! This makes me feel very happy. *Bounces away*
All আপনি gotta do to make Pinkie Pie get on your good side, and leave আপনি alone is to speak German, her language. She gets very happy, and leaves to let আপনি do whatever আপনি want.
Scootaloo: *Eating a cupcake*
Ponies: DON'T EAT কাপকেক ON SUNDAY!!
Jeff The Killer: *Arrives*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
And that was the last time I ever saw anything again. In other words, I died.
The End............
Scootaloo: Whoa whoa whoa wait a second!!! *Walks in front of the end* It's obviously not the end. How can I die, and stay alive to narrate the rest of the story? Think people!!!
When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... আপনি know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.
Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of টাট্টু would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're রামধনু Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of রামধনু Dash, do আপনি remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes.
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill আপনি two if আপনি lost, but since আপনি ate a কেক on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I ব্যক্ত go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make আপনি fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* আপনি are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, আপনি will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* আপনি do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot আপনি with this, and make আপনি fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do আপনি have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the দেওয়াল behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! আপনি ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!
He dashed off shouting out a lot of obscenities, and after five সেকেন্ড he returned with a plastic knife, a rubber band, a broken watch, and a spoon with Teletubbies on it.
Scootaloo: This is what you're gonna use to cut out my bodyparts?
Jeff: *Smiles* Yes. I'm such a genius!
Scootaloo: *Sarcastic* Right.
Jeff: And now, to cut off your wings. *Grabs the plastic knife, but then he trips, and cuts the rope*
Scootaloo: Thank you. *Breaks free, and escapes*
Jeff: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard 1: Yes sir.
Jeff: There was a little filly I had here tied up. Go find her!
Guard 5: Sir, please be আরো specific. What does this filly look like?
Jeff: It's orange, and has purple hair. Kill her.
Guard 3: Yes sir.
They all ran off to try, and find me.
I ran out of the কাপকেক factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.
Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another টাট্টু riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
টাট্টু on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* রামধনু Dash ব্যক্ত there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious দিন for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard 3: Get the snowboards!!
Chase song: link
Scootaloo: *Skiing downhill*
Guards: *Catching up to Scootaloo. They're in a single file line behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Slows down*
Guards: *Moving left, and right*
Guard 4: *Crashes into a tree*
Guard 2: *Right পরবর্তি to Scootaloo on the left side*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
Guard 2: *Aims his gun*
Guard 1: *On Scootaloo's right side, aiming his gun at her*
Scootaloo: *Ducks*
Guards 1 & 2: *Shoot each other*
Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo, and the other guards far ahead of him. He stands up, and starts going down the পাহাড় again on his snowboard*
Scootaloo: *Sees a road in front of her* oh no.
Guards: Look out!!
Scootaloo: *Attaches her ski pole to the back bumper of a car, and it pulls her away from the guards*
Guards: That road turns right. We'll go down the পরবর্তি part of the hill, and catch her there.
They crossed the road.
Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo on the road* What are those other guards doing? *Jumps onto the back of a pick up truck, and aims his gun at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Sees the road going to the right*
Guard 4: *Shoots three bullets at Scootaloo*
Truck Driver: *Stops his truck*
Guard 4: ehhh..
The 4th guard goes flying into the air after being punched.
Scootaloo: *Sees the guards waiting on the right side of the road*
Guards: *Shooting the car*
Scootaloo: *Flies to the left side of the road* নমস্কার it's working! *Lands on the snow*
Guards: *Cross the road, and go down the পাহাড় on their snowboards*
Scootaloo: Okay. Only two of them left. How will I lose them?
Guard 5: *Fires 1 bullet*
Scootaloo: *Sees the bullet miss her*
Guard 3: *Pulls the trigger on his gun, but it's jammed*
Scootaloo: *Sees another road* Not this again.
Guard 5: Not this again.
Scootaloo: Well. I'll just have to fly. *Uses her wings to fly over the road* Haha!
The two guards were too busy staring at me, that they weren't paying any attention to the road.
Pony: *Driving a 1955 Beetle*
Guards: AHH!! *Crash into the beetle*
Guard 3: *Flying into the air, and manages to shoot only one bullet at Scootaloo, but he misses*
Scootaloo: HAHA!! *Hums along to the song* I hope they use that song for a TV show, because it sounds catchy.
After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the রাস্তা from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.
Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell আপনি something.
Jeff: আপনি look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if আপনি don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill আপনি two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4: *Falls through the ceiling* I didn't. I got punched.
Jeff: I don't even know how আপনি just did that, because we are in a basement.
Guard 3: Well if that's on your mind, I guess আপনি forgot about everything else আপনি were telling us, right?
Jeff: Oh no. আপনি are not going to leave me. I want আপনি to find that filly, and kill her.
Guard 5: Right away sir.
Meanwhile, at my house.
Scootaloo: *Sitting at a table*
রামধনু Dash: *Arrives* Where's your scooter?
Scootaloo: Somepony গাউন it.
রামধনু Dash: Why didn't আপনি tell me as soon as আপনি got here?
Scootaloo: I don't know.
রামধনু Dash: How did আপনি get back here without your scooter?
Scootaloo: Remember when I told আপনি that I always wanted to fly?
রামধনু Dash: Wait. Are আপনি saying your wings work?
Scootaloo: Yep.
রামধনু Dash: That's incredible! We can fly together, and look for your scooter.
Scootaloo: That's a great idea.
So we started flying above our street, and looked for my scooter. We were hoping it wasn't far away. অথবা at least, I was, because of Jeff The Killer. Currently, he was dancing to some song: link
Guard 3: Sir?
Jeff: *Ignoring the guards*
Guard 5: Sir!
Jeff: Ignore me. I want to dance.
Guard 4: SIR!!! *Turns off music*
Jeff: Do আপনি want to die?
Guard 4: *Points his gun at Jeff* Oh please. All আপনি have to kill me is a plastic knife, and I'm a robot.
Jeff: I must be a proffesional then.
Guard 3: Okay really? আপনি pronounced it wrong. It's professional.
Jeff: Have আপনি found Scootaloo?
Guard 5: Wow, he actually remembered the filly's name.
Guard 3: আপনি owe me twenty bucks.
Guard 4: We haven't found her yet.
Jeff: Then what are আপনি doing here? Go back outside, and find her!
Guards: *Leaving*
Me, and রামধনু Dash found my scooter. It was stolen দ্বারা some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.
রামধনু Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .
It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.
Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
রামধনু Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
রামধনু Dash: Go প্রথমপাতা Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo: Don't! They're not after you, they're after me!!
রামধনু Dash: *Kicks one of the guards*
Guard 4: *Aiming his gun at রামধনু Dash*
রামধনু Dash: *Grabs his gun, and points it at the other guard*
Guard 5: AH! *Runs away*
রামধনু Dash: Coward.
Guard 4: No. আপনি are a coward.
রামধনু Dash: Excuse me?
They stopped fighting.
Guard 4: I ব্যক্ত আপনি are a coward.
রামধনু Dash: Do আপনি even know what that word means?
Guard 4: It means to be afraid.
রামধনু Dash: Do I look like a coward? Because I'm not afraid of anything. Your friend on the other hand? He's the coward.
Guard 3: *Grabs রামধনু Dash from behind* Are আপনি sure you're not afraid of anything?
রামধনু Dash: *Kicks guard*
Guard 3: *Lands on a আগুন hydrant, and then water comes from the hydrant, onto him*
রামধনু Dash: Yeah, I'm sure.
Guard 4: Please surrender.
রামধনু Dash: I don't want to.
Guard 4: We'll give আপনি $35,000 if আপনি let us take out your bodyparts for cupcakes.
রামধনু Dash: I'm worth আরো then that. *Walks away*
Guard 4: *Lands on the ground, and holds onto রামধনু Dash's back legs* You're not going anywhere! Let us kill you.
রামধনু Dash: *Flies*
Guard 4: *Falls, and breaks when he lands on the ground*
রামধনু Dash: Too easy. *Goes to her house*
রামধনু Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.
Song: link
Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.
Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was আরো like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.
রামধনু Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To রামধনু Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
রামধনু Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
রামধনু Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
রামধনু Dash: Why are আপনি just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
রামধনু Dash: What did আপনি do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
রামধনু Dash: Scoots, আপনি okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
রামধনু Dash: আপনি do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
রামধনু Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!
He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.
At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a টাট্টু that had dynamite.
Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether আপনি like it অথবা not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, আপনি got a point there. How about, we have আপনি further away from the explosions?
Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.
Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether আপনি like it অথবা not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Back at the house, রামধনু Dash was not happy with me.
রামধনু Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a কেক today.
রামধনু Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn আপনি not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
রামধনু Dash: I think we should সরানো back to the মেঘ house. After that, you're grounded.
Oh well. Life isn't fair.
The End