Credit: link. I didn't write it, I thought it was pretty hilarious though!
"As an atheist, আপনি will occasionally meet a non-atheist who wishes to argue against your belief system. If আপনি are interested in discussing the matter, আপনি may want to prepare yourself দ্বারা learning these simple responses to common anti-atheist arguments.
The Bible says that atheism is wrong.
"The Bible also says some guy's donkey talked."
If আপনি believe in God and are wrong, then it's no big deal, but if আপনি don't believe in God and are wrong, you'll be punished eternally, so it's not a good idea to be an atheist.
