tarantino: নমস্কার I'm like a marvel

spike lee: and I'm like a dc

tarantino: I cater to the অনুরাগী

spike lee: I educate the অনুরাগী on what they should like

tarantino: my চলচ্চিত্র are two-and-a-half hours long MAXIMUM.

spike lee: my চলচ্চিত্র are two-and-a-half hours long MINIMUM.

tarantino: x-men origins kind of smacks of my handiwork. I would have totally sacrificed boring crap and plausibility for kick-*** action sequences আপনি pay your hard earned money for, kids.

spike lee: and ওয়াচম্যান kind of smacks of my handiwork. It's three hours long, controversial as hell, and raises alot of intellectual subjects. It's the ultimate restaurant conversation movie.

tarantino: yeah, I think comic book audiences would have a better sense of fun then to go to a fancy restaurant afterwards. They'd get পিজা অথবা an oily sub স্যান্ডউইচ and talk about how the explosions were শীতল then the ones in the last batman.

spike lee: so let's get to the matter at hand
tarantino: that's right. Casting Christopher
Nolan's Riddler, পেংগুইন and Harley Quinn roles for ব্যাটম্যান 3

tarantino: the riddler should be jason hervey

lee: who?

tarantino: jason hervey. from the wonder years.

lee: WAYNE?!!!!

tarantino: dig it

lee: that's a terrible choice! The Riddler should be the guy from Desperate Housewives, the older husband.

nolan: আপনি guys are both off. It's gonna be Brian Austin Green.

tarantino and lee: FROM 90210?!!

tarantino: Jeez Nolan, why don't আপনি have shannon freaking daughterty play harley quinn?

nolan: done and done

tarantino and lee: WHAT?!