The Dark Knight Rises: Trailer #1 (HD)

Tarantino: Hi I'm the 1990s
Rest: And we're the 2000s.

QT: Oh please...what...you didn't hear of Kill Bill and Grindhouse? I'm the 2000s too, suckas.

Nolan: But we've already seen your চলচ্চিত্র before they come out in other countries and at the video store.

At that, Raimi snaps his fingers in z formation.

QT: And I read all the comic stories you're now taking credit for. As WELL as seeing all my চলচ্চিত্র at the video store already. That's why Kill Bill Vol. 2 was even a better sequel then Dark Knight and Spider-Man 2!

Rest: Oh please, it was a pistache! আপনি even গাউন the সঙ্গীত from Good Bad and...

Captain Stacy: Hi I'm a Marvel
Gordon: ...Hey what are আপনি doing here at Commissioner Loeb's funeral?
Stacy: I'm coordinating it! Alright, first things first. The Joker threatened to kill our beloved mayor, so for the funeral, I think it's best to have it in a location with an obscene amounts of windows.
Gordon: ...but what about sharpshooters?
Stacy: Please. We're doing our job.
Gordon: No you're not doing your job. At DC, we get to the bottom of the matter. Like detectives. We're not here to let people off with a warning in order to set good examples for children
Stacy: Yes clearly from watching...

Symbiote: Hi I'm a Marvel
League of Shadows: And we're a DC
Symbiote: I provide good with temptations to be bad
League: I provide good no other option then to be bad
Symbiote: I like to snuggle
League: I like to swordfight
Symbiote: Spider-Man meets me while up in মহাকাশ
League: Bat-Man meets us while in the mountains
Symbiote: But we can find ninjas that fight poorly and awkwardly in any movie
League: And we can find সুপারম্যান III at your local Best Buy for $4.99
Symbiote: How the hell was what I do anything like what that laced Kryptonite did? Peter didn't become a jerk, he becomes whatever is...

doc ock: ladies and gentlemen, I am a marvel.
ra's al ghul: and I speak for the one known as DC.

doc ock: how comes your company thinks all villians talk like shakespeare?

ra's al ghul: perhaps you'd prefer I be a side-effect of another one of your experiments that are carried out with such evidence of understanding of the subject matter.

doc ock: what i don't understand is, why watch আপনি for nine dollars when Mountain Dew commercials can be seen for free? The thirst is nothing! The will is everything!

Ra's: Nice এল-মৃত্যু পত্র train scene

Doc ock: Nice monorail scene

Ra's: .....good story structure. I liked...