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Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put. The গ্যারেজ is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. চকোলেট is just another snack. আপনি can be President. আপনি can never be pregnant. আপনি can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. আপনি can wear NO শার্ট to a water park. Car mechanics tell আপনি the truth.
The world is your urinal. আপনি never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. আপনি don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, আরো pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional, well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, অথবা mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 সেকেন্ড flat. আপনি know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. আপনি can open all your own jars. আপনি get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he অথবা she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are আরো than enough. আপনি almost never have strap problems in public. আপনি are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. আপনি only have to shave your face and neck.
আপনি can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. আপনি can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. আপনি can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife. আপনি have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
আপনি can do বড়দিন shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put. The গ্যারেজ is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. চকোলেট is just another snack. আপনি can be President. আপনি can never be pregnant. আপনি can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. আপনি can wear NO শার্ট to a water park. Car mechanics tell আপনি the truth.
The world is your urinal. আপনি never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. আপনি don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, আরো pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional, well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, অথবা mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 সেকেন্ড flat. আপনি know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. আপনি can open all your own jars. আপনি get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he অথবা she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are আরো than enough. আপনি almost never have strap problems in public. আপনি are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. আপনি only have to shave your face and neck.
আপনি can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. আপনি can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. আপনি can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife. আপনি have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
আপনি can do বড়দিন shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!