From an যন্ত্রপত্র I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten দ্বারা his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, আপনি must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for আরো than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless আপনি actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free বিয়ার in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...

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9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and আপনি need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five মিনিট is only five মিনিট if আপনি have just been প্রদত্ত five আরো মিনিট to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and আপনি should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t...

I didn't write this. I got it in an যন্ত্রপত্র and it made me smile!!
Sorry guys, I just had to post it! :P


The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN প্রদত্ত LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD...

Another যন্ত্রপত্র I got and ABSOLUTELY ADORE.

To the nice guys left:

To every guy that regrets hurting অথবা losing her.

To every guy who knows which girl he wants.

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."

To every guy that was never too busy TO DRIVE across town (or across the STATE) (or across the country) to see HER.

To every guy that gives her ফুলেরডালি and a card when she’s sick.

To every guy who has প্রদত্ত her ফুলেরডালি just because.

To every guy that ব্যক্ত he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that did what she wanted to do.

To every guy that cried in front of her....

Here’s another যন্ত্রপত্র guys! হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ Enjoy!!

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine অথবা feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher বিভক্ত করা the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine অথবা a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that...