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From an যন্ত্রপত্র I got.



TAKING A WOMAN TO বিছানা

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- আপনি take her to বিছানা and tell her a story.

At 18 -- আপনি tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- আপনি don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells আপনি a story and takes আপনি to bed.

At 48 -- She tells আপনি a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- আপনি stay in বিছানা to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If আপনি take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
posted by isabelle_905
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More emails...

Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The গ্যারেজ is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. চকোলেট is just another snack. আপনি can be President. আপনি can never be pregnant. আপনি can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. আপনি can wear NO শার্ট to a water park. Car mechanics tell আপনি the truth.

The world is your urinal. আপনি never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. আপনি don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, আরো pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an যন্ত্রপত্র I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten দ্বারা his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, আপনি must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for আরো than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless আপনি actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free বিয়ার in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...
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posted by isabelle_905
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More lovely emails!! Guys, pay attention!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and আপনি need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five মিনিট is only five মিনিট if আপনি have just been প্রদত্ত five আরো মিনিট to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and আপনি should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t...
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I didn't write this. I got it in an যন্ত্রপত্র and it made me smile!!
Sorry guys, I just had to post it! :P



The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN প্রদত্ত LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD...
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