1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If আপনি don't straighten up, I'm going to knock আপনি into the middle of পরবর্তি week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I ব্যক্ত so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If আপনি fall out of that দোল and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure আপনি wear clean underwear, in case...
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