Bellatrix Lestrange EPICNESS!

”Avada Kedavra”
And Harry Potter, the boy who lived…died.

But just like Dumbledore had said, he returned to life, though he had to good sense to pretend he was still dead. Lord Voldemort stood at the head of his army of Deatheaters, he sent Narcissa Malfoy to see if Harry still breathed. Narcissa lied to protect her son because she really didn’t care who own anymore, she just wanted to be নিরাপদ with her family. The Dark Lord knew that her allegiances no longer lay completely with him, so he sent his forever faithful servant, Bellatrix Lestrange, to নিশ্চিত her sister’s observation....

How to annoy, agitate, অথবা freak out Lord Voldemort.
WARNING: Attempt these at your own risk. লেখক is not responsible for any deaths অথবা torture from trying these.

1. Tell him that Bellatrix is waiting for him to propose.

2. Tell him that Harry is in প্রণয় with him.

3. Write an apology letter to the Daily Prophet that looks as though it's from him.

4. Turn his Dark Mark into a tatoo of a kitten.

5. Ask him just WHEN did he last take a shower?

6.Anonymously send him a wig.

7. Constantly wink at him, and tell him that his secret is নিরাপদ with you.

8. Steal Nagini. When he demands her back, claim she likes...