*Theme*
Announcer: BIG TIME RUSH ROLECALL!
Kendall: I'm Kendall!
James: James!
Carlos: Carlos!
Logan: Logan!
Katie: Katie!
Ms. Knight: Mom!
Tyler: Tyler!
Camille: Camille!
Jennifers: Jennifer! And Jennifer!
Kelly: Kelly!
Gustavo: And I'm..FAT!
Everyone: Yeah, it's Big Time Rush! We're gonna have some fun, in the PalmWoods! We're gonna cause some trouble, in Hollywood! We've got music, and guest stars, and PIE! Yeah, it's Big! Time! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSH!
*Kendall plays his guitar*
Everyone: YEAH!

James: Hi everyone! James here! TDIfangirl decided that since BTRA got so many good reviews, we decided to do a সেকেন্ড episode! SO HOLD ON TO YOUR-
Me: JAMES! *glomps James*
Kendall: So..um...enjoy...
*In the Palmwoods*
Logan: No, I প্রণয় আপনি more!
Katie: No, I প্রণয় আপনি more!
Logan: I প্রণয় আপনি আরো than I প্রণয় cream cheese!
Katie: I ADORE CREAM CHEESE!
Logan: Me too! ♥♥
Katie: I প্রণয় you! ^^
Logan: I প্রণয় YOU-
যেভাবে খুশী guy: OMG WILL আপনি TWO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP??!!
K+L: *making out*
RG: "-.-
James: *comes in quickly and locks the door*
Me: আপনি CAN'T HIDE FROM ME JAMES-KUN!!!
James: I'm not James, I'm..uh....KENDALL!
Kendall: EXUSE ME?!
James: Oh, hi James!
Kendall: YOU'RE JAMES!
James: Um...uh..LOGAN'S স্নেহ চুম্বন YOUR SISTER!
Kendall: And I'd have a reason to be mad about that because?
James: ....
Gustavo: *comes in* নমস্কার GUYS GUESS WHO ORDRED A NEW BOX OF WEIGHT LOSS CRAP?!
James, Kendall, Logan, and Katie: "-.- We're not even gonna guess.
Me: *comes in and looks at Gustavo* GOD DAMN! আপনি NEED SOME NUTRISYSTEM!
Gustavo: *starts to cry* SHUT UP!
K+L+K+J: *laugh*
Me: SERIOUSLY! অথবা AT LEAST GO TO THE GYM!
Carlos: *comes in* WHO PAINTED MY HELMET?!
Kelly: I did. আপনি গাউন my Hot Wheels cars.
Carlos: What the heck? Hot Wheels? Don't girls like আপনি play with Barbies?
Me, Katie, and Kelly: WHAT?!
*This part has been cut out for the sake of Carlos fans*
James: Well....that's the episode...maybe if this one is as good as the last one she'll make another one-
Me: JAMES! *glomps him again*