আপনি know very well that আপনি will never have read to much of Harry Potter!!! ::sniffs::
আপনি say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter বই out so far ten অথবা আরো times!!! (I have!!!)
আপনি follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
আপনি often call a teacher আপনি don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when আপনি ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because আপনি often ride around your প্রথমপাতা on a ঝাড়ু trying to fly.
আপনি try every দিন to get people to সরানো in pictures.
আপনি have a wand that আপনি use a lot.
Your teachers keep wondering why আপনি turn in your homework on parchment.
আপনি have two sets of each book and send off আরো copies to বন্ধু and penpals (me!) and recommend the বই to relatives who are weirder than you.
Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.
Your বন্ধু wonder where আপনি got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." ::sniffs:: They laughed at it the first ten times আপনি ব্যক্ত it. ::sniffs:: (I will be saying it when I actually talk to anybody!!!)
আপনি constantly pester your family to সরানো to Britain so আপনি can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
আপনি write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and আপনি used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! (No, not me. :-))
আপনি talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
আপনি scower the libraries around your town and school for বই like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling আপনি "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"
আপনি constantly pester your artsy বন্ধু to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.
আপনি go to Harry websites every day. (ME!!! ::grumbles:: When I'm not in trouble)
আপনি have tons of papers on Harry Potter that আপনি printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.
আপনি have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.
Your ডেস্ক area always consists of Harry Potter things. (oh, me!)
আপনি made আপনি parents (or parent) read Harry Potter.
আপনি constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the পরবর্তি book is coming in (ME!!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again.
After finally getting a straight answer from these people, আপনি place a hold on the two books.
আপনি try to make your eighteen বছর old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!" (Sadly, me.)
আপনি go to the zoo and try to speak to the অজগর constrictor.
আপনি go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
Your বন্ধু are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why আপনি have it.
Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.
আপনি keep going to খুঁজুন engines, trying to find আরো অনুরাগী sites.
আপনি don't care much for the Scholastic site. (Me, but it's a lot better than the Animorphs and Everworld, at least. :-))
আপনি want a prequel!!!
আপনি want আরো than seven books!!! (EVERYONE!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied)
আপনি wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard দ্বারা J. K. Rowling. (Is he?)
আপনি get excited দ্বারা any Greek/Roman mythology characters mentioned.
আপনি saw the movie "The Haunting" & ব্যক্ত flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
আপনি got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie!)
আপনি thought a place আপনি went with lots of trees & a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts.
আপনি have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.
আপনি say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Maybe me, when school starts . . .)
আপনি constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
আপনি have seven bottles. (Uh, I have blue bottles, but I doubt that counts. :-))
আপনি stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
আপনি have a mirror আপনি call "Erised."
আপনি beg your parents to get আপনি an owl.
আপনি want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.
আপনি constantly quote characters.
আপনি bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (::grins sheepishly::)
আপনি wear black robes and pointed hats.
আপনি glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.
Your attemps to try to fly have gotten আপনি hurt and special appointments . . . :-)
আপনি try to make the Polyjuice Potion.
আপনি get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .)
আপনি get a diary and never write in it.
আপনি are slightly amused দ্বারা me. :-)
Your language arts/English teacher hands আপনি a Harry Potter poster, when, though আপনি hadn't asked, আপনি were about to . . . (ME!)
আপনি scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news অথবা anyplace else.
আপনি eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; আপনি get the idea . . .
আপনি automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter sucks!"), & know they deserved it. (::looks around innocently, then raises her hand::)
আপনি tell adults that they have to read the বই and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (I swear to everything possible, me; it just happened)
আপনি dress up as a witch অথবা wizard for হ্যালোইন to প্রদর্শনী off your spirit. (I've been a witch for হ্যালোইন for nine years! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
আপনি break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones. (Not me; I've never broken a bone in my life, even though I fall down every day!)
আপনি say that despite the fight, আপনি and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid গান গাওয়া egg."
আপনি often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys আপনি and আপনি aren't able to use "colorful" language. (::grins::)
Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (::refrains from screaming::)
আপনি scare reporters দ্বারা sending them অনুরাগী mail for doing a blurb about Harry.
আপনি and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon আপনি find with reference to Harry Potter (Family Circus, Close to Home, etc.).
আপনি are an avid অনুরাগী fiction writer/reader.
Any mention of Harry Potter makes আপনি scream, laugh, applaud, অথবা সামগ্রিক just become rather giddy.
Your বন্ধু refer to আপনি as "that Harry Potter maniac."
আপনি can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999 (there were only ten of us!).
আপনি meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points.
আপনি enter every Harry Potter contest available.
আপনি start getting mad and begin to scream if there is any hint the পরবর্তি book is going to take longer to come out than আপনি think it should!
আপনি actually won a Harry Potter scarf from the 2001 Sears movie contest (my mom, hehe!).
আপনি believe that আপনি know আরো about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.
আপনি beg your chemistry teacher to help আপনি make a "potion" and s/he tells আপনি to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered দ্বারা আপনি any longer (sorry, Mr. Green!).
আপনি find it hilarious that your teachers work at Renaissane Faires because they look a little like the extras running around Diagon Alley in the movie.
People at school call/know আপনি দ্বারা your Harry Potter screenname.
Anyting remotely related to Harry Potter is gold.
আপনি say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter বই out so far ten অথবা আরো times!!! (I have!!!)
আপনি follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
আপনি often call a teacher আপনি don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when আপনি ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because আপনি often ride around your প্রথমপাতা on a ঝাড়ু trying to fly.
আপনি try every দিন to get people to সরানো in pictures.
আপনি have a wand that আপনি use a lot.
Your teachers keep wondering why আপনি turn in your homework on parchment.
আপনি have two sets of each book and send off আরো copies to বন্ধু and penpals (me!) and recommend the বই to relatives who are weirder than you.
Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.
Your বন্ধু wonder where আপনি got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." ::sniffs:: They laughed at it the first ten times আপনি ব্যক্ত it. ::sniffs:: (I will be saying it when I actually talk to anybody!!!)
আপনি constantly pester your family to সরানো to Britain so আপনি can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
আপনি write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and আপনি used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! (No, not me. :-))
আপনি talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
আপনি scower the libraries around your town and school for বই like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling আপনি "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"
আপনি constantly pester your artsy বন্ধু to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.
আপনি go to Harry websites every day. (ME!!! ::grumbles:: When I'm not in trouble)
আপনি have tons of papers on Harry Potter that আপনি printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.
আপনি have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.
Your ডেস্ক area always consists of Harry Potter things. (oh, me!)
আপনি made আপনি parents (or parent) read Harry Potter.
আপনি constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the পরবর্তি book is coming in (ME!!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again.
After finally getting a straight answer from these people, আপনি place a hold on the two books.
আপনি try to make your eighteen বছর old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!" (Sadly, me.)
আপনি go to the zoo and try to speak to the অজগর constrictor.
আপনি go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
Your বন্ধু are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why আপনি have it.
Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.
আপনি keep going to খুঁজুন engines, trying to find আরো অনুরাগী sites.
আপনি don't care much for the Scholastic site. (Me, but it's a lot better than the Animorphs and Everworld, at least. :-))
আপনি want a prequel!!!
আপনি want আরো than seven books!!! (EVERYONE!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied)
আপনি wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard দ্বারা J. K. Rowling. (Is he?)
আপনি get excited দ্বারা any Greek/Roman mythology characters mentioned.
আপনি saw the movie "The Haunting" & ব্যক্ত flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
আপনি got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie!)
আপনি thought a place আপনি went with lots of trees & a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts.
আপনি have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.
আপনি say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Maybe me, when school starts . . .)
আপনি constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
আপনি have seven bottles. (Uh, I have blue bottles, but I doubt that counts. :-))
আপনি stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
আপনি have a mirror আপনি call "Erised."
আপনি beg your parents to get আপনি an owl.
আপনি want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.
আপনি constantly quote characters.
আপনি bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (::grins sheepishly::)
আপনি wear black robes and pointed hats.
আপনি glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.
Your attemps to try to fly have gotten আপনি hurt and special appointments . . . :-)
আপনি try to make the Polyjuice Potion.
আপনি get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .)
আপনি get a diary and never write in it.
আপনি are slightly amused দ্বারা me. :-)
Your language arts/English teacher hands আপনি a Harry Potter poster, when, though আপনি hadn't asked, আপনি were about to . . . (ME!)
আপনি scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news অথবা anyplace else.
আপনি eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; আপনি get the idea . . .
আপনি automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter sucks!"), & know they deserved it. (::looks around innocently, then raises her hand::)
আপনি tell adults that they have to read the বই and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (I swear to everything possible, me; it just happened)
আপনি dress up as a witch অথবা wizard for হ্যালোইন to প্রদর্শনী off your spirit. (I've been a witch for হ্যালোইন for nine years! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
আপনি break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones. (Not me; I've never broken a bone in my life, even though I fall down every day!)
আপনি say that despite the fight, আপনি and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid গান গাওয়া egg."
আপনি often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys আপনি and আপনি aren't able to use "colorful" language. (::grins::)
Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (::refrains from screaming::)
আপনি scare reporters দ্বারা sending them অনুরাগী mail for doing a blurb about Harry.
আপনি and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon আপনি find with reference to Harry Potter (Family Circus, Close to Home, etc.).
আপনি are an avid অনুরাগী fiction writer/reader.
Any mention of Harry Potter makes আপনি scream, laugh, applaud, অথবা সামগ্রিক just become rather giddy.
Your বন্ধু refer to আপনি as "that Harry Potter maniac."
আপনি can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999 (there were only ten of us!).
আপনি meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points.
আপনি enter every Harry Potter contest available.
আপনি start getting mad and begin to scream if there is any hint the পরবর্তি book is going to take longer to come out than আপনি think it should!
আপনি actually won a Harry Potter scarf from the 2001 Sears movie contest (my mom, hehe!).
আপনি believe that আপনি know আরো about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.
আপনি beg your chemistry teacher to help আপনি make a "potion" and s/he tells আপনি to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered দ্বারা আপনি any longer (sorry, Mr. Green!).
আপনি find it hilarious that your teachers work at Renaissane Faires because they look a little like the extras running around Diagon Alley in the movie.
People at school call/know আপনি দ্বারা your Harry Potter screenname.
Anyting remotely related to Harry Potter is gold.
