Numbah 5: so Blossom, who else is comin to this sleepover anyways?

Blossom: hmmm, I sent out a myriad of invitations.....it could be a lot of people.

Baily: let's just make sure nobody breaks the roof so Dexter has to come over and ruin it!

(everyone laughs except Blossom, somebody knocks on the door)

Blossom: ugh, i'll get it.

(blossom opens the door,Dexi,Hexa,Fletch,Sammy and Sierra are there)

Dexi:Hello Blossom, as you can see, I have been forced against my will to come to this dumb slumber party.

Sierra: Shut up Dexi.

Dexi: NEV-wait its Dexter thats supposed to say that!

Sammy:well then, maybe you should just break the roof.

Baily: already made the joke Sammy, sorry.

Hexa: UGH! can you guys hurry up! IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!

Dexi: no, that's just your heart getting colder.(laughs)

Blossom: Ugh, just come in.

(Dexi,Hexa,Fletch,Sammy,and Sierra come inside)

Sierra: so blossom, hows Dexter doing?

Blossom: can't we talk about something else?

Sammy: Oh please, theres only four things you talk about at an all girl slumber party.Abigail, if you would tell us the first.

Numbah 5: Make up.

Hexa:Gossip.

Sierra: Celeb crushes.

Sammy: and of course....

All girls except Blossom and Baily: BOYS!

Baily: wow, I never knew girl talk was so limited.

Blossom: welcome to my world.
(someone else knocks on the door)

Baily: GRRRRR WHO IS IT THIS TIME!?
(Baily opens the door, sees Mandy,Gaz and some girl)

Mandy:...ugh, your the newbie......barnaby right?

Baily: it's Baily, thank you very much.

Mandy: look. just tell me where my stupid cousin Dexi and her dumb half sister Blossom runnin the slumber party is!

BlossoM: Oh, hey Mandy, hi Gaz.

Gaz:(is playing a new handheld game)....

Blossom: riiiiiiiiiiight. and hi....uhhhhhhh who are you?

?????: oh, I'm...

Mandy: this is Shady. short for shadowchic.she's here from......somewhere else.

Blossom: right, and Shadowchic.

Shadowchic: please, Shady if you must.

Blossom:okaaaaay um..come in!(Shady,Mandy and Gaz come in)
(and as soon as Blossom shuts the door DING DONG!)
Blossom:Uggg!(opens door and it's Suzy and a girl who looks like Dexi only she wore purple)
Blossom:Hi Suzy!and....whats with all the new chicks today?
Suzy:Tell me about it!This chick will not tell me who she is!
Blossom:Who are you?
?????:Im um(under breath)lets see....Um Daily!yeah thats it Daily!
(Darxy comes to the door)
Darxy:Tell me again why you had to invite Dexi!
Blossom:Shut up!
(Darxy runs back to the sleepover)
Blossom:okay come in.
(they go in and when Blossom gets in OF COURSE DARXY AND DEXI WERE ALREADY CLOBBERING EACH OTHER AND SIERRA IS TRYING TO STOP THEM BUT IT WON'T WORK)
Suzy:Darxy!
Darxy:(stops clobbering Dexi)Suzy!um I was just um....hehe pillow fight?
Suzy:Uggg!okay so I know almost everyone here except.....you(pionts to sierra just thought I would mix it up hehe)
Suzy:So who are you?

Sierra: uhhhhhh..... friend of the family.

Dexi: uhhh Sierra, you being stoopid.

Sierra: I know that! but I can't say im a genius can I?

Dexi: your not genius though.

Sierra: EXACTLY!

Shady: ugh, why don't both of you- uh-oh (sees......Daily, ya, thats it, Daily.)

Daily:.....

Blossom:whats wrong Daily?

Daily:.....nothing, who by any chance is that Blossom?(points at Shady)

Blossom: Shadowchic. she makes you call her Shady though.

Mandy: yo, Daily. you look like you could be Dexter in a dress. where ya from?

Daily: Dexter? who is this Dexter you speak of? I don't know any Dexter.

Shady: ugh, lame.

Gaz: agreed.

Numbuh 5: so, Shady. Where are you from?

Shady:........ around town.

Dexi: strange, never seen you around.

Darxy: ya, and you look like Dexi with Black hair.

Daily: .... hmmm shes kinda right Shady!

Shady: hmph, complete. coencidence.

Blossom: look, let's just try to have some fun ok girls?

Sierra: I'm with Blossom.

Suzy: I'm hungry.

Mandy: I'm bored.

Gaz:.....

Shady: I'm too lazy to do anything.

Darxy: I second Shady.

Dexi: I hate you all....... except Mandy and Gaz, them I like.

Baily:........ I forgot what I was gonna say.

Daily: ummmm I'm..... MAN I FOR GOT WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT!

Numbuh 5: I second that emotion.
(everyone except Mandy,Gaz,and Shady laugh)

Sierra: hmmmm Daily...

Daily: Ya?

sierra: you know, there's just something not right about you.

Daily: HEY!

Sierra: sorry, it's just you sound like a boy. In fact you sound like-

Daily: OK! WHO WANTS TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE?

Everyone execpt Blossom and sierra: NO!

Sierra: did she just stop me from saying what I was about to say on purpose?

Mandy: hmmmmm.... seems very likely.

Gaz: I second that emotion.

Shady: (staring aT Dexi)....hpmh.

Suzy: I say we tell spoooooooky stories!

Sierra: Shady... why are you staring at Dexi?

Shady:...OH! I ummm.... it is none of your busine- DARN'T!(covers mouth)

Sierra:(thinking) did she just have an accent slip?

Blossom: Ugh, fine. we'll tell dumb scary stories. everyone get in the circle.

( everyone runs to get into the circle, Daily pushes Dexi to sit next to Blossom)

Dexi: HEY! WATCH IT!

Daily: ooopsies! sorry dexi.

Hexa: NOT. COOL!

Fletch: Ya! noboduy pushes our sister with out fillin out papers certifying us to kick there butts!

Blossom: CALM DOWN ALREADY! SHE ONLY PUSHED HER! SHEESH YOU TWO ARE ANNOYING!

(Hexa and Fletch shut up immeadiatly, Daily scoots further from Blossom)

Sammy: ok, whos going to not scare me first with a dumb story I've heard a billion times before?

Suzy:Okay this story is about....THE SURIKIZU!
Baily:(slaps her forehead)
Suzy:A long time ago in japan there was an out break of scientists kept in prison for trying to mutate people.
(Daily and Baily groan)
Suzy:What?
Baily:Well scientists are not scary!
Suzy:Shut up and listen before I tell your secret!...now the scientists had taken a black cat and used chemical x to get it hyper and crazy finally they harassed a girl walking home from school and injected a blast of the cat's blood into her own blood stream!
Sammy:boring!
Suzy:IM NOT DONE!...any ways! at night the full moon came up and black fur went down her back and spread until she was covered in fur she soon began to grow into a panther like structure until she looked like one with glowing red eyes and a red scratch mark on there left leg to the top by day she could choose weather to be a black cat or a human she chose human normally and the girl could never find a way back to normal!
(someone screams)
Blossom:Hey were did Daily go?(turns to see Daily hiding behind her shaking in fear)
Blossom:Don't be afraid Daily!(hugs "Daily")
(Daily faints)
Dexi:that was awkwardly weird.
Baily:I can't believe you told them that dumb story!....that you made up mite I add!
Suzy:Trust me I know that girl!
Baily:Then whats her name?
Suzy:.....
Baily:See!
(Suzy's eye's glow red like a cat's)

Sierra: uhhhhh... ok..... well, I don't see why that would be scary. but still. Maybe Daily should tell the next one.

Daily: ME? ARE YOU CRAZY? I CAN'T TELL A STORY TO SAVE MY LIFE! ARE YOU REALLY THAT STOOPID!?

Dexi: yours might be better then hers.

Sierra: CAN SOMEBODY HURRY UP AND TELL ONE!?!?

Suzy:grrr I don't think "her's" would be better than mine but go for it Daily!
Daily:Um I don't have scary stories....
Blossom:Then what kind?
Daily:um lemme think....ROMANCE yeah thats it romance!
Blossom:Sounds cool tell it!
Daily:Okay for you blossom okay once there was a beautiful girl,an evil girl,and a girl who was always trying to destroy mankind!
also there was a servant boy who was at the bottom and always taken for granted but there was something about this boy....he had a crush on the beautiful girl-
Blossom:What were their names?
Daily:um lets see um...cherry was the girl and the boy had such an odd name...
Blossom:what?
Daily:Left!
(Baily giggles)
Blossom:shhhhhh!
Daily:and Left always tried to win cherry's heart but um bri-I mean bash always stopped him the two rolled over each other punching and kicking but bash always seemed to come out on top!Cherry was a princess and her father(who was a king)kept all men out of the castle when all Left wanted to do was find out what his true love liked....
Blossom:Then what?
Daily:Well Left dressed himself in a female get up and then sneaked into the castle with an invited guest.
Dexi:named?
Daily:um named um....Sue.
Blossom:Did Left win cherry's heart?
Daily:Nobody ever found out.....
Sammy:I think I liked Suzy's story better!
Darxy:I think they both stink!
Blossom:I loved it but....POOR LEFT!IF I WERE CHERRY I WISH I WOULD KNOW THAT THAT WAS HIM THEN I WOULD THINK IT WAS SOOOO SWEET!
Daily:Okay blossom I have a confession to make....

Dexi: Your a banana?

Daily: no..........I'm.......DEXTER! (takes wig off and throws it to the floor)

Blossom:O_O

Dexter: blossom, I AM SORRY! I COULD'NT HELP IT! I HAD TO FIND OUT ABOUT SOME OF THE THINGS YOU LIKE!

Blossom:...... you..... ruined.... my slumber party........ to... FIND OUT SOMETHING I LIKED? ARE YOU CRAZY?

Dexter:..... maybe a little.

Dexi: dexter your wearing a dress.

Dexter: Oh puh-lease I am not-OH! oO_Oo

Numbah 5: uhhh maybe I should take you home Dexter.

Blossom: no abigail. I want a word with Dexter be fore he leaves.

Dexi:OOOOOOOOOOH! your in trouble!

Dexter: shut up! oh, by the way... your wearing Mandark's glasses.

Dexi:AH! how the- HEY!

Dexter:ha! that's what you get!

Gaz: are you really wearing Mandark's glasses?

Dexi: no thank god.

Mandy: you know, the sad thing is, if he was'nt still in love with you. well that and a complete dork, I'd date Mandark.

Dexi: SAY WHA?

Gaz: hmmm true, if he were cool and dark, then he would be totally datable.

Dexi:OMG! why the heck did'nt you guys ever tell me you liked my boyfriend!?

Mandy: we don't. but we'd date him if he ever became cool, and asked us.

Dexi: so your saying that if my boyfriend was cool, you date him!?

Gaz: boyfriend?

dexi: I-I.... I MEANT EX-BOYFRIEND! besides... I'm dating Manwell, who is way better then Mandark.



Meanwhile, with Dexter and Blossom....

Blossom:I cant believe you did that!

Dexter:Blossom im sorry!

Blossom:......wait a second was that story-

(dexter nods a quick yes)

Blossom:ok(blushes)but still I'll see you in school monday and then we can decide torture!...(kisses Dexter on the cheek)

(numbah 5 enters)

Numbah5:should I TAKE HIM HOME NOW?

Blossom:yep!(they leave)

(blossom enters the room again)

Blossom:what the?

(Darxy is tackling Dexi)

Blossom:WHAT HAPPENED!?!?

Dexi:Nothing I just said Manwell was way better than Mandark and she jumped on me!

Blossom:(takes Darxy off of her)now anyways I think this is a good time to talk about guys!


Dexi:we kinda already started!

Blossom:oh well...you all know what happened with me and Dex back there...(blushes)

(Blossom sees Baily's face turn red)

Blossom:whats the matter Baily?

Baily:Well I didn't wanna say anything but do you remember last week when you went on vacation?

Blossom:yes.

Darxy:Oh you mean when Dexter had a crush on you?

Baily:....uggggg DARXY!

Darxy:hehe.

Blossom: wait a sec...... Darxy why did you jump on Dexi for saying Manwell is better than Mandark?

Darxy: none of your beeswax!

Mandy: hmph easy excuse.

Darxy: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

Dexi: I think she means........DARXY AND MANDARK SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-

Darxy: you finish that your dead!

Dexi: G! HA!

Darxy: grrrrrrrrrrrrr RAH!( jumps on Dexi........again)

Blossom:SSSSSSSTTTTTTTOOOOOOPPPPP!
(Darxy stops, realizes Blossom is about ready to punch her into last week, which she was. Gets off Dexi, goes over to the other side of the circle)

Blossom: Ok. now, who agrees we should talk about boys?

Dexi: eh, what the heck.

Mandy: sounds stupid, but if you say so.

Gaz:....

Baily: I like the idea.

Shadowchic: meh.

Blossom: ok..... so, who should we talk about?

Sierra: why not ask Shadowchic, she seems bored.

Sammy: wow, somebody actually makes a good suggestion.

Blossom: OK then, Shadow chick?

Shadowchick:.... oh I dunno. oO_Oo

Dexi: aww come on Shady! it's just boys!

Shadowchic:Ummmmm well his name is.......Detiriorate.

Suzy: really?

Shadowchic: OH FINE! his name is.......Lil.

Dexi:....lil? HIS NAME IS LIL?

Shadowchic: ALRIGHT I'LL TALK! I'LL TALK! HIS NAME IS MARK! short for Markdark. Hes not a guy I like hes my annoying twin brother!

Dexi: Markdark? sheesh who has a name like Markdark?

Shadowchic: who has a name like Dexterina?

Dexi: shut up.

Blossom: ummmm ok, so this is your brother?

Shadowchic: yes, he is completely STOOP- DARN'T!(covers mouth)

(somebody knocks on the front door)

Dexi: must be Abigail. I'll go get it.

(Opens door,a shadow of someone is standing in the doorway.)

Dexi: who on earth are you?

??????: I am..........Markdark ( lighting strikes behind him)

Shadowchick: MARK! get out of here!

MarkDark: Dad said you have to come home now Sal!

Dexi: Sal? her real name is SAL?

Markdark: ugh. I don't have time for all you stoopid imbecolic females. I just need my stoopid SISTOR!

Shadowchich: wow,accents so full you can't even say sister correctly, becky.

Markdark: grrrrrrrrrrr SHADY!

Blossom: look, can't your dad just let her stay the night?

Markdark:(eyes open wide)....your.....your Blossom are'nt you?

Blossom: yes.yes I am.

Markdark: wait, that means your ( points over at Dexi) Dexterina Amanda Bellum, right?


Dexi: yes. how did you guess?

Markdark:..........Shady..........we're leaving......now.

Shadowchic: NO!YOU AND DAD ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

??????: SHADY!

Markdark: uh-oh.

Shadowchic: MOM?

( Shady and Mark's mom comes in......she looks strangely alot like adult Dexi)

Shady's Mom: Shady, your father wanted you home an hour ago! what on earth are you doing here! I leave you out of my sight for two seconds in my lab and you have to-(sees dexi)

Dexi: WHAT IS WITH ALL THE STARING!?

Shady's Mom:........Mark........take Shady home.

Shadowchic: but mom-!

Shady's mom: NOW Miss. ASTRONAMANOV!

Dexi: Astronamanov? are you guys relaqted to Mandark or something?

Shady's Mom: UM! NO!....I have no Idea what you are talking about. Who is this Mandark you speak of? I sure don't know him!oO_Oo
( Mark and Shady leave, Shady's mom stays)

Shady's mom:.... I need a word with you. ( points at Dexi)

Dexi: oh great, what now?

Baily:Wait a second I remember you your-(shady's mom covers Baily's mouth)
Blossom:You know her?
(Shady's mom gives her the "look")
Baily:No I don't know anything about this not at all!
(Blossom gives her the same look)

Dexi:Okay so um who are you and why are you talking to me I don't even know you!
Shady's mom:you know me better than you think!
Dexi:Uggg sheesh!so who are you?!?!

Shady's mom:Listen the point is just please don't talk about this!and don't hang out with shady it could cause more k-oas than you think!
Dexi:Yea sure I just delt with an annoying boy imbecile in a wig and a dress I have also hit an annoying girl imbecile with a truckload of footballs and am currently gonna hit you with-.....wait what is your phobia?
Shady's Mom:Don't have any!
Dexi:Darn it!

(the door opens)
Baily:You what are you doing here?
?????:I heard that something was going on with Mark!
Blossom:You know shady's brother?
??????:Yes man shady can just be so stooopid(covers mouth)dang!
Baily:Okay not sayin im proud of this but THE SLIPS ARE MY THING MIIIIIIIIINE!
Blossom:whatever!who are you anyways?
??????;My name is Mattwell.
Baily:Then again I know why your at the all girls sleep over matt!ha!
Mattwell:Shut it!
Blossom:Man will someone just get this guy outta here?!
Baily:No he ooops sorry im mean "she" can stay it is in fact an "all"girls sleepover!
(Sahdy's mom sees Mattwell)
Shady's mom:Sarah? is that you?
Suzy and Sierra:His name is Sarah?(both burst out laughing)
Mattwell:It's not funny and yes it's me Mrs.A.
Shady's mom:shhhhh!
Dexi:so you are an austronamanov!
Baily:Wow this looks bad for everyone!the only thing that could make this worse was if my dad were here!(Older Dexter comes crashing though the roof)
Baily:uuuuuuugggggg!
(hides behing Blossom)

Blossom: OH COME ON! WHY IS IT SOMEBODY ALWAYS HAS TO BREAK THE ROOF!

Shady's mom: Dex-I mean!.....ummmmm mr. tomphson?

Baily: DAD! WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU HERE!?

Older Dexter: ME!? a better question is why you tried to duck out of YOUR puni-(sees Shady's mom and Dexi)O-O

Dexi: what!? WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP STARING AT ME!?

Mattwell: who knows.

Dexi: shut it, Sarah.

OlderDexter: Baily, we are leaving go with your aunt.

Dexi: aunt? who on earth is he talking ab-

Shady's mom: NO! I AM NOT TAKING YOUR LITTLE BRAT HOME! YOU DO IT!

Blossom: your Baily's AUNT?

Mattwell:yea course she is, did'nt you guys know shes-

Shady's mom: You say it and I will get my daughter to dump a full truckload of baseballs on YOUR HEAD!

Mattwell: ok I'll be quiet now....

OlderDexter: grrrrrrr, what on earth are you doing here anyway Dex-

Shady's mom: NO!DON'T SAY IT!

Dexi: Alright,thats it......I AM TIRED OF THIS! YOU ARE GOING TO TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON NOW!

Shady's mom:.......I........I..

Older Dexter: look you are'nt gonna say it I will Dexi.

(Everyone gasps)

Dexi: SAY WHA!?

Shady's mom: DARN'T DEXTER!

(everyone gasps, again, blossom faints)

Sammy: wait, does'nt that mean Baily is-

Baily:NO! NO! NOO!OOOO! I AM IN NO RELATION TO THAT GUY AT ALL!

Dexi:So......wait.........if your me....

Adult Dexi: uh-huh.

Dexi: and your last name is......Astronamanov......

Adult Dexi: yup.

Dexi: THEN I MARRY SUSAN!?

Adult Dexi:......ya pretty much.

Older Dexter: you should've seen this coming. I mean, it's not that ama-

Dexi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH­HHH­HHH­HHH­H!(­run­s away screaming)

Darxy: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Adult Dexi: don't worry about it so much darxy. you end up with Manwell, in fact, Mattwell...

Mattwell: nuh-uh, not getting involved.

Mattwell:sheesh! Im mean im not gonna tell her that im a quad!
Darxy:Say what?!
Mattwell:Um nothin I don't have a nother sister named sharxy or anythin nope not at all!
(Darxy faints)
Baily:Really I don't get why you had to come crashing through the roof and....wait a second how did you end up crashing through the roof?!
Older Dexter:Um....
Baily:You exploded your lab and went flying didn't you?(her face lights up)
OlderDexter:No!...Maybe....you still need to get your butt home!
Baily:Okay I thought this was only like a thing with shady but now you have to come in and once again ruin my life!
OlderDexter:Oh man I forgot why I exploded my lab...
Baily:You did it for something?
OlderDexter:Yep....Oh yea I needed to stop myself from(Baily covers his mouth)
Baily:(whispers)you idiot!mom didn't know!!!
OlderDexter:The point is you need to go home and finish the punishment!
Blossom:What did she do?
OlderDexter:She blew up her secret lab.
Blossom:You have a secret lab Baily?!
Baily:No and even if I did...YOU BLEW UP YOUR OWN AND THEN YOUR PUNISHING ME?!?
Shady:Can we get back to my problem!?
Mattwell:I should go now huh?
Shady:Why?
Mattwell:...I....I forgot.
Shady:grrrr.
Darxy:Ewwwwww!
Mattwell:what is it mom?
Darxy:don't call me that!and I cant believe I marry Manwell eeeeeewwwww!
Baily:You remind me of Dylan you wake up FAST!
Darxy:Stay outta this daughter of a dork!
Baily:Hey who calling daughter ouf a dork you future bride of a dork!(everyone but Darxy and mattwell burst out laughing)
(Mattwell and Baily begin to back out)

Older Dexter and adult Dexi: OH NO YOU DON'T!

Baily: RUN AWAY! (runs away)

Mattwell: DARN'T BAILY YOU CHICKEN!(starts chasing Baily)

Baily: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(continues runing)

Baily:Wait did you just call me a chicken?!
Mattwell:oopsys.(they turn around now Baily is chasing Mattwell)
????????:Ha this is funnier than I thought!
Baily:Oh man not this chick!
Mattwell:Hey at least you don't have to live with her!
Sharxy:You should consider it an honor to be my brother!
Mattwell:Grrrrr...I hate you Saul!
Baily:Man all this miss match gender naming never gets old!ha!(bursts out laughing)
Sharxy:grrrrr!

OlderDexi: OH GREAT! this means-
(Older Manwell comes crashing through the roof)

Blossom: AW COME ON!

Mattwell: DAD! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE!?

OlderManwell: I had to warn Dexter not to tell dexter not to-

OlderDexter: already done man.

OlderManwell: DARN'T!

Dexi: UGH! WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON!???

OlderDexi: why should we? I mean, your just gonna forget this even happened anyway!

(Younger Dexter comes back with Numbuh 5)

Dexter: Umm sorry to return but I forgot my w-WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON IN HERE?

OlderDexter: this is all a dream, we are actually weird aliens from the planet.... awww who cares! you already know this is real! bad enough your still wearing a dress!

Numbuh5: HEY! I TOLD HIM HE SHOULD'VE AT LEAST GONE HOME AND PUT ON SOME PANTS!

older Manwell: sheesh Dexter, you look like dexi with a shorter haircu-OW!(gets hit in the head by both Dexis)

Mattwell:HAHA!

OlderManwell: Sarah your grounded!

Mattwell: NEVA! (runs away)

OlderDexi:Sorry, he spends waaaaaaaaaayyyy too much time with Dexter.

OlderManwell: grrrrr GET BACK HERE SARAH!( starts chasing Mattwell)

Mattwell: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!( keeps running)

OlderDexi: it'd be funny if it were'nt so sad!

Dexi: no kiddin.

Baily:Hey why do you think I moved to the past to get away from that dude!(points at olderdexter)
OlderDexter:grrrrr!

Mattwell:Stooooop chasing me and why am I grounded again?

OlderManwell:I forgot but while I catch my breath Saul Miranda Cy-

Darxy:Shut up I cant take it anymore this MUST BE A DREAM BESIDES MANWELL IS DATING DEXI LIKE I WOULD EVER TAKE HIM BACK!!!!!

OlderManwell:Love is a crazy thing!

Darxy:aaaa!(slams her head on the floor)

Dexi: well....actually Darxy....

Darxy: WHAT?

Dexi: I'vvvvvvvve.........been trying to...............dump Manwell for a week now.

Darxy: WHAT!?!?!?!?

OlderDexi: Oh ya, I remeber now, oh by the way somebody should get the door

Blossom: but theres nobod-(someone knocks on the door)

Dexi: lucky guess.

OlderDexi: i'm you from the future, what did you expect?

Dexi: the mailman.

(both Dexis laugh)

both Dexters: Cut.Print.LAME!

Older Manwell: no kiddin.

(Blossom opens the door, its Mandark and Younger Manwell)

Dexi: OH GREAT! THESE TWO!

Manwell: Hi Dexi.

Dexi: ....(ignores him)

Manwell:.....ok then....

Darxy:UGH! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE!

Mandark: Manwell has something to-what the heck is going on?

OlderDexi: explanation, later.

Mandark: DEXI!? IS THAT YOU?

Dexi: ya, its me from the future.

Mandark: sheesh, you got-

Manwell: HEY! I HAVE'NT BROKE UP WITH HER YET DODO BRAIN!

Dexi: Broken up with me?

OlderDexi: Oh ya....this is when I got dumped by Manwell. big jerk

OlderManwell: LANGUAGE!

Dexi:Oh,right...Estoopido grande Jerko Manwell!( she got two words right, how you say jerk in spanish I don't know. as for elstupido,I'm not sure thats how you say the stupid, and also ACCENT! LOL)

OlderManwell: NOT WHAT I MEANT!

both dexis: Shut up Manwell.

Dexi: your....breaking up with me?

Manwell: if its any constalation, Mandark wants to get back together with you.

Mandark : I WAS SUPPOSED TO TELL HER THAT IDIOT!

Manwell: ya well its true!

Darxy: NO! NOT FAIR! NOT COOL! I'm the one that like Mandark!

Mandark: ya well your nuts!

Darxy: grrrrrrAHHHH!(attacks Mandark)

Mandark: AHHHHHHHHHH!(runs away)

Manwell and Dexi: HA-HA!

MAndark: SHUT U-OW!( gets tackled by Darxy)

bothDexters: HA! YOU GOT SERVED SUSAN!

Darxy:He's about to get served a knuckle sandwitch!

Mandark:help!!!!!

(the door bell rings)

Blossom:Please no one that will come crashing through the roof!

(opens it to see Bella)

Blossom:Bella!your supposed to be at camp!!!!!

Bella:I got blamed for B.C's prank so I got sent home!!!......WOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ROOF!!!!

Blossom:Don't ask someone used the time tweaker!

Dexter: ya, and Mandark is getting reduced to a pulp!

Bella:......why are you in a dress Dexter?

Dexter:...don't ask.

Mandark: Sh already did Gen-OW!( gets punched by Darxy)

OlderDexter:ahhhhh the memories of Mandark getting turned into a punching bag.

Bella:....maybe I should go...

Blossom: nah, its cool. just be careful of the falling pieces of roof debris.
(Markdark comes running back in)

Markdark: STOP! DON'T DO IT!

Darxy: What? beat up your soon to be loser father?

Markdark:NO!......well actually yes.

Mandark: Loser father?

OlderDexi: Markdark, I told you to stay with YOUR FATHER!

Markdark: hes right there(points at younger Mandark)

Dexi: NOT THAT ONE YOU IDIOT! SHE MEANS YOUR ACTUAL DAD THATS FROM YOUR TIME!

Markdark: Ohhhhhh....hes over there(points toward a shadow in the doorway)

OlderDexi:......Markdark...

Markdark: Yea mo-

both Dexis: YOU STOOOOOOPID IMEBCILE!!!

OlderMandark:please Dexi sweetheart, your embarrasing yourself.

Mandark:Ummm what the heck is this guy talking about?

OlderDexi: Oh shut it Susan, why are you even here anyway!? you were supposed to be helping Markdark Finish his sciencefair project!

OlderMandark:I was worried because you'd been gone for three hours.

Mandark: Dexi....CAN I PLEASE GET A-OW!( gets slapped by Darxy again)

Dexi: GET OFF OF HIM ALREADY DARXY!

Darxy: grrrrrr...hmph(gets off younger Mandark)

Mandark: phew

Dexi: your welcome, Mandork.

Bella:......you sure I should'nt-

Blossom: are you crazy!? this is just getting good! though the roof is getting annoying.

Manwell:So wait, Markdark......why are you here?

Markdark: Because I brought someone, not just dad.

Darxy:who?

Markdark:......sharxy.(lighting strikes outside)

Mattwell: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RUN AWAY!(runs away)

olderdexter:....even I'm not that bad! if your act like me at least have some sense.

OlderManwell: dexter.

both Dexters: Ya?

both Manwells: You never had common sense, WE ALREADY KNOW YOU NEVER WILL HAVE COMMON SENSE.....AND! YOU DO DO THAT ALL THE TIME!

bothDexters: SHUT UP!

BothManwells: NEV- oh wait, thats your line.

OlderMandark:.......you know they never get smarter.

Mandark: I kinda guessed that.

Older Mandark:I'm just glad I married Dexi, much less crazy.

Mandark: So tr- YOU WHAT!?!?!?

Dexi: SNAP OUT OF IT!(slaps both Mandarks)

Older Mandark: OW! I GET HIM BUT WHY ME!?

Dexi: because you are him.

OlderMandark: UNDERSTOOD.

Markdark: ahem.

everyone else: WHAT!?

Markdark: I believe I said I had something important.

OlderMandark: so, importance to you is a sandwich!

Dexi: he gets that from me.

OlderDexi: nope, he gets that from the deli guy across the street of our house.
(Both Dexis burst out laughing)

Mandark: IS THIS REALLY A GOOD TIME FOR-(lighting strikes again)

Mattwell: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!(tries to run away)

OlderManwell: DARN'T SARAH YOU COWARD!(starts chasing after Mattwell)

Sharxy: father please....such foolishness is so.........stoopid.

Mandark: wow........THATS WHO HES AFRAID OF?

Darxy:Weird....

OlderManwell:Sharxy why are you even here?

Mattwell:She's not as calm as she appears she's pure evil!

Sharxy:Me?evil?ha!

Darxy:and who are you?

Sharxy:Im Sharxy who are.....wait a second you look just like my mother only your a child...

Darxy:I prefer the term kid thank you...AND THIS CANT BE RIGHT!!!I CANT MARRY MANWELL!

Sharxy:hehehehehe(laughs just like Darxy's evil laugh)

Baily:creeepy!

Bella:Hey Blossom are you sure I shouldn't-

Blossom:were else would you go this is your house?!

(Bella blushes)

Bella:um maybe to a friends house....

Baily:omg I just thought of something!

OlderDexi:omg a thompson thought of something IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

Baily:grrrr....
the point is-(another person steps out of the shadows with brown hair and sunglasses who looked a lot like Katie)

Younger Dexi:who the heck?

Girl:Oh Dexi you mean you don't remember me?

YoungerDexi:I swear I've never seen you!

Girl:It's me...Dougsi...

YoungerDexi:Dougsi?!

Baily:who the heck?

Dougsi:We knew eachother before I moved I heard her stupid half sister was having a sleepover thought it would be my only chance to see her again but I thought there might have been trouble once I saw the hole in the roof....

younger Dexi:Wow it's been a while...anyways you look nothing like jean boy any more...

Bella:why would she looks anything like my boyfr-(blushes)

Dougsi:Im his girl version....

Bella:I see..

OlderMandark:this reminds me of when I was a kid in the mall....THE POINT!!!!

YoungerDexi:uggg fine!

MANDARK:WHAT WAS IT AGAIN?

OlderManwell:man this is just like that day only thing is you know who's not hear thank God!?

MANDARK:WHO?

(Older Douglas comes crashing through the roof with Katie)

Blossom:(starts crying)

Baily:Katie hate are you doing here?

Katie:I was supposed to stop Sharxy from-(sees Sharxy)dang it!

Mattwell:The point is evil is among us!

Sharxy:your just afraid because you blew up my lab and I swore revenge!

Dexter:trust me I know the feeling of getting my lab exploded!

Bella:Katie?who's that?

Katie:what who I don't see anyone noooope hehe!

Dylan: ITS REALLY A TALKING TOOTHBRUSH!

Baily: WHAT THE-HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET HERE DYLAN!?

Dylan: I came in.......through the window.

olderDexter: WOW, that must've been ALOT easier than me crashing through the roof.

Dylan: ya, but less fun. oh well.

Both Mandarks: THE POINT!

Both Dexis: THERE REALLY WAS'NT ONE THIS TIME!

Katie:ummm actually i'm kinda the poi-

OlderDouglas: PLEASE! katie! your going to get embarrassed!

Katie: ya.....LIKE WAS'NT BEFORE JEANBOY!

Mattwell:ummmm hi katie.

Katie: UGH! WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!

Mattwell:....I don't really know.

Markdark: ugh, keep your hands away for two seconds Mattwell.

Sharxy: hmph, great..now all we need is for-(Darklord and Goodking come bursting through the door)

Older Mandark and OlderManwell:DEBRA AND LINA!?

(everyone else burst out laughing)

Darklord and Goodking: DAD!!ix nay on the deb-ray and Li-nay!

OlderDexi: darn't DARKLORD! you were supposed to be watchin YOUR SISTER!

Darklord: I HAD TO STOP MARKDARK FROM- AWWW MAN!i'm late!

Markdark: NAH!? really?

Goodking: how in the world did I ever get put up to this! my shame! HOW I HAVE FORSAKEN THE NAME CYBORGANOV! HOW COULD I GET TALKED INTO THIS!(lol, Goodking is a poet/drama queen)

Mattwell: you did'nt.....YOU JUST WON'T SHUT UP!

Bella: WERE'NT WE WORRIED ABOUT MY-

Everybody else: NO!

Bella:ok....OK! sheesh.

Bella:your all really weird most of you came crashing through the roof that kid looks like Dylan and I still don't know who these people are!

Katie:MAN I TOLD YOU I HAD THIS COVERED DAD BUT NOOOOO YOU AND UNCLE DEXTER HAD TO COME CRASHING THROUGH THE ROOF!

OlderDouglas:Hey don't sass me or your grounded!

Bella:Will somebody please tell me whats going on?!

OlderDouglas:Bella it's better you not know.......

Bella:How do you know my name?!

OlderDouglas:um...er...uh....

Bella:And did Katie call you jean boy?!...hmmm reminds me of someone but cant be....

Katie:Nope no way hehe....

Bella:Why are you acting so strange?

Katie:um...er...um...

Baily:Dylan why are you here?

Dylan:I was supposed to stop Douglas and Katie from crashing into the roof but looks like it already happened....

Darxy:so Goodking are you related to Manwell or something?

Goodking:............you'd get mad if I told you.

Darxy: would I?

Everyone else: YES!

Darxy:meh I don't care...TELL ME!!!!!

Goodking:........I'm your son.

Darxy:.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!(r­uns away)

OlderManwell: DARN'T DARXY YOU CUTE COWARD!

Darxy:(stops in mid-run/scream)..........did you just call me, a coward?

olderManwell:.........yes.

Darxy: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH­H!( lunges at both Manwells)

OlderManwell: RUN AWAY!(grabs younger Manwell and runs for the front door)

YoungerManwell: WHY IS SHE MAD AT ME THOUGH? ITS YOU THAT SAID IT!!

OlderManwell: BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH STOOPID IDIOTS!NOW RUN FOR IT!

(front door slams open, a dark figure walks inside, both Manwells screech to a halt right in fron of it)

OlderManwell: UH-Oh..

YoungerManwell: UH-OH? WHY UH-OH!?!?

OlderDarxy: well.........what do we have here?

(younger Manwells jaw drops, Older Manwell screams like a little girl and leaps into older Dexters arms)

OlderDexter: GET OFF MANWELL!

Dexi: ya! quit being a baby and be a man!

Older Manwell:.......you did not just ask me that.

Dexi:....your right that was stoopid.

OlderDarxy: THATS ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT! now GIMME BACK MY HUSBAND!

OlderDexter: with pleasure.(drops Older Manwell on his head)

OlderManwell: OW!

YoungerDexter: sorry, hes an idiot. trust me, I know.

both Dexi's: HE ADMITS IT! HOORAY!

OlderMandark: he admitted it about 2,798, 345,729,299 times BEFORE NOW!

Mandark: in my time, its only been 5.

OlderDarxy:ugggg!!!!what are you doing here Manwell?!

OlderManwell:UMMMM I forgot!

OlderDarxy:uggg thus is just like that time at the mall....

Bella:I remember that!

Katie:Ugggg so much drama!

OlderDarxy:Sharxy go home!!!!

Sharxy:NO!!!!

OlderDarxy:I've got a t-ball and I know how to use it!

Sharxy:eeeep im going!!!!

OlderDarxy:I swear Manwell Im gonna kill-

Manwell:I don't believe it!

Darxy:I WONT believe it!(covers her ears)

Goodking:Not to bug you guys but mom uncover your ears!

Darxy:what?!

Goodking:UNCOVER YOUR EARS!

Darxy:HUH?!

(OlderDarxy unplugs Draxy's ears)

OlderDarxy:Stop being an idiot!

OlderDexi:NOW NOW DARXY DON'T TELL HER TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!

OlderDarxy:why you little-....wife of a..twig light bulb headed thing!

(jumps on her back)

(Malory steps out of the shadows)

(Katie and Baily slap their heads)

Malory:Did I come at a bad time?

Baily:as always...

Malory:Shut it Baiwy!

Blossom: I need some popcorn right now

Bella: What?

Blossom: Its like a show

????: I wouldn't talk so soon

Turns around and sees adult Blossom:

Blossom: O_O

Gabby comes in again

Gabby: I need help getting A BOYFRIEND!!!

Everyone:Say what?!

Bella:OMG....why don't you just go out with like Ben or something?

OlderDouglas:wow were did the attitude come from?

Bella:I....don't know....who are you again?

Older Douglas:Nobody.....O-O.....

Gabby: This is hard... Maybe dawn and Paul were right... I am PETETIC!

Jerk comes in

gabby: JERK GO AWAY!!

Baily:He probably wants to go out with you.