"I ran. I think I made it through three counties before I realized nobody was chasing me"
"Gee, Xander, what are আপনি gonna teach when আপনি fail in life? Advanced loser-being?"
"Buffy - প্রণয় the hair. It just screams রাস্তা urchin."
"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
"Damn it, Xander, what's going on? Who died and made আপনি Elvis?"
"I aspire to help my fellow man.'Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty অথবা something gross"
"It was a nightmare, a total nightmare. I mean, they promised me they'd take me to St. Croix, and then they just decide to go to Tuscany. Art and buildings? I was totally...
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