Canada24's club.. Article: Hellsing 9 & 10

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posted by Canada24

Well..

We're finally done this show.

All in all.
I give it 8/10..

POSSITIVES:
* Satisfying battles
* Often unpredictable
* Has lots of "deep" means behind it..

NEGATIVES:
* Bizzare Japenesse comedy scenes, that makes them look like some sort of comic book..
* strange Oprah সঙ্গীত at times
* Alexander betrayed his own humanity, and হারিয়ে গেছে my respect
* It's downright confusing sometimes
* It often feels longer than it is..

Anyway..

I don't really have anything to say about the episodes themselves.

Thir defiantly intense.

Though, I guess I have something to say about Major's death.

I have to admit.
I actually kinda like the Major.

He's what I call a "true villain".
He dose evil, for the sake of doing evil.
But yet he still somehow manages to die in honor.

That's the perfect villain, in my eyes.

A villain who dosen't fear death.
But embraces, it.
Smiles at it..

And, he shall strangely be in my thoughts.

Anyway.

Please leave comments..

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Windwakerguy430 Funny. I thought you'd have some questions about Alucard turning into a woman :P

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There should be a movie of FARCRY 3

posted by Canada24

Farcry 3 should be a movie.

I never actually played the actual game.
The way I do it. It pretty much IS a movie. I watch all the cutscenes of every character.

But this movie would really need GOOD actors for not only Vass, but ALL 3 of the villains.

Vaas, Hoyt, and Buck. They're all scary in their own way. And they are, in my opinion, the greatest villains I ever seen in a video game.

But hey, Jason would also need a really good actor.
He slowly loses his mind, but yet, he's still the GOOD guy..

This game is actually SCARY. It would probably be a horror movie.
But hey.. I myself would watch it.

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Ten GOOD things about America

posted by Canada24

#1: THEY HAVE OUR BACK:
If anybody attacks Canada. We can take peace in knowing that America will come and kick their ass.
Same with Canada to America. Though OUR military isn't quite as good..

#2: BANDS:
They have মেটালিকা and all them..
We have Justin Bieber..

#3: I LIKE THEIR FLAG:
Certainly better then a leaf..

#4: AMC:
Walking dead, and Breaking Bad are both American shows. And the GREATEST shows..

#5: FLORIDA:
We go their EVERY year..

#6: THEY HAVE JIMMY TATRO:
Funniest ইউটিউব guy I could of think of.
And is now a movie star..

#7: THEY HAVE WILL FARREL:
Who cares how mean he probably is.
He's hilarious..

#8: BAND OF BROTHERS:
It's about the AMERICAN army.
ALL the good ones are. Like Saving Private Ryan. And Fury..

#9: CANADA HAS NO COME BACKS:
America labels us all these things.
We never have anything smart enough to say back.

#10: BETTER LAW SYSTEM:
Canada has NO justice..

Every Eric Walbridge sketch

posted by Canada24

Sense Eric is my is my new favourite Jimmy Tatro character. I decided to have a marathon of him, and looked up every video featuring him.. (sorry if I left out some, Eric is a HUGE character)..

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Dubstep

THAT drunk girl (small appearance)

Types of Drunks (the Pros)

Squad ব্রাঞ্চ

Why white dudes shouldn't rap (one of his funniest ones)

The translator

The intervention

Avengers gone wrong

Superman is our roommate

Who do আপনি know here

The impressionist

Cribs: Breakup Edition

The ফ্যান্টাসি Draft

March Sadness (one of the voices)

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I'm never really scared দ্বারা written stories,. Closest I gotten to "scared" is from these..

posted by Canada24

#1: THE BOOGEYMAN - VINCENT VEVA CAVA:
I পোষ্ট হয়েছে this story all over অনুরাগী pop, so we all know it.
* Little boy keeping parents up at night.
* Mystery lady in closet takes little boy.
* Little boy is secretly replaced দ্বারা large, morphing, Maggot..

#2: THEY PUSHED HER:
it was meant to just be a prank, but they are shocked to realize that they accidently killed the poor girl.
Anyway, due to being a creepypasta, obviously Carmen's ghost returns to haunt them.
The girls began getting mysterious e mails saying "they pushed her" and it never says who it's from.
It reminds me of the Simpsons হ্যালোইন episode,...

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Crazy Times 2 Part 18

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

ON ROAD:

Packie: নমস্কার Niko.. Dash.. Glad আপনি two could make it.

Dash: Of coarse... So Gracie.. Remember me?

Gracie: (gagged) Yes আপনি tit-less slut.. HOPE আপনি DIE!

Dash: Yes.. We shared some good times didn't we?

Gracie: (gagged) I'LL RIP YOUR FACE OFF!

Packie: Gracie, watch your mouth. Lucia is a good friend of mine. Don't say that about her.

Gracie: (gagged) Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

Packie: Gracie, you're sweet. I know I'm too good for her, but sometimes a guy has got to hang out with lowlifes like Dashie here.. She's got his her uses.

Gracie: (gagged) I'll give you...

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Crazy Times 2: PART 8

posted by Canada24

"Alright Mrs Lucia.. আপনি got the stuff?" asked one of the 4 men.

"Yes I do Tom.. But don't try any funny business" Dash ব্যক্ত sternly.

"Oh please.. Like I'm suppose to be scared of a girl, who dosen't even have big breasts" Tom replied.

"Yeah well, nobody told আপনি to look at them" Packie said, eyeing Tom.

"Nobody fuckin asked for YOUR opinion!" Tom rudely ব্যক্ত to Packie.

"Hey fuck you!" Packie cried out, and Dash had to hold him back.

"Look Tom.. Just give us the money.. And everyone will be happy" Dash said, calmly.

"What if we DON'T" Tom replied.

"Then we kill আপনি and take the money anyway" Packie...

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Crazy Times 2 Part 7

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL DAYS LATER

"So where we going?" Niko asked.

"I got this meeting over on Joliet Street. There's a রাইফেল up on the roof of the place পরবর্তি door. আপনি need to go up there and make sure nothing goes wrong" Packie said, as he and Niko were meeting for the first time.

"I suppose I can handle that" Niko insisted.

"Great.. Though this isn't MY deal.. It's someone else's.. who owes Elizabeta a little bit of money... I'm suppose watching over the person, same way your watching 'me'.. Your my guardian angel, boy" Packie said.

"If আপনি and this stranger don't trust these guys you're doing the deal with,...

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Dash Lucia: পরিলেখ page..

posted by Canada24

CURRENT AGE: 29.. (25 during GTA 4).

PREFERED WEAPON: (shotguns, pistols).

BACKGROUND:
It's unknown what officially caused the death of her family, but she mentions her unnamed sister died of cancel.
And Packie and Maureen are the only family she has left, even though they obviously aren't related.
It's never FULLY mentioned, how she found Packie in the first place..

APPEARENCE:
Usually described as an very attractive girl.
But also a bit of a short one.
Along with long brunette hair, rosy eyes (kinda similar to রামধনু Dash from my little pony).

PERSONALITY
Dash isn't your typical GIRLY girl.
She's...

Jinx reacts

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শীর্ষ 5 biggest trolls in my stories

posted by Canada24

#1: FREDDY KRUEGER (nightmare on Elms রাস্তা spoof):
Most of Freddy's most disturbing traits are replaced দ্বারা his immature behavior.
for example, he refuses to kill Nancy till she becomes scared of him, when she starts getting bored দ্বারা how long he's taking to kill him.,
Freddy goes around quoting every line he EVER had in the actual movies, and also using উদ্ধৃতি from other চলচ্চিত্র (though he denies it and claims it's HIS quote).
Due to this "new" personality, it's possible that only reason he's killing people in their sleep, is because he "can" kill us in our sleep..

#2: RICK GRIMES (Walking Dead...

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শীর্ষ 10 bands that mean thevmost to my life.

posted by Canada24

#1: METALLICA:
I literary grew up lessoning to these guys, I never saw them live, but probably will never need to.

#2: THREE DAYS GRACE:
Again.
I grew up with these guys.
And even have an autographed picture of them.
And, on আরো then one occasion, I use them in school projects.

#3: NICELBACK:
All the same as ব্যক্ত for Three days grace.
Accept the autographed picture part.

#4: EMINEM:
Ever sense 8 mile he became all I ever lesson too.

#5: AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
It's kinda hard to explain, but my foundness of them goes from WAY back. Not even sure how long, but I know it was at least 4 অথবা 5 years.

#6: DISTURBED:...

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Loveable Douchebags, part 2:

posted by Canada24

#1: Dragonowitiz:
For those who don't know. This is my name for Pony.Mov Spike. Based on the characters last name.. Anyway. There are lots of reasons he's on here.. Can't name any at the moment though..

#2: Alucard Abridged:

#3: Jan Valentine, both version:
He is every bad thing আপনি can think of. But he's also hilarious. And a good villain..

#4: Abridged Anderson:

#5: SwagDash:
Total bitch, and she would take this as an compliment.. But still.. SWAG!! She says SWAG!!

#6: Shydale:
My name for Pony.mov Fluttershy. Again based on the last name.. She murders without remorse, but she still has that...

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My শীর্ষ ten পছন্দ উদ্ধৃতি of Dragon ball Z abridged

posted by Canada24

#10:
Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing..
Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you.
Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should আপনি be wait now?
Gohan: ... This shi-
Goku: THE SHIP!!

#9:
Reditiz: (explaining what গোকু is)
Goku: .. What?
Reditiz: Plus I am your brother
Goku: What?
Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you?
Goku: ... What?

#8:
Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people.
Frieza: 92..
Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now আপনি must suffer.
Frieza: 355..
Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop...

Con Mane: Casino Of Solace

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting জন্তু জানোয়ার to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain টাট্টু that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did আপনি find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight....

My Little Pornstar Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a বৃক্ষ stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. আপনি look very adorable. I gotta take আপনি to meet some friends.

So she walks...

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রামধনু Factory (Alternate Ending)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: The owner of the copyright in this অনুরাগী fiction has authorized it's use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of this অনুরাগী fiction including any copying, reproduction অথবা performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in this অনুরাগী fiction.

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the রামধনু department...

My Little Pornstar Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two ঘোড়া বিষয়ক with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely দ্বারা their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 23

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful দিন in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have আপনি done?
Pete: You're still going...

6 SAD DEADPOOL MOMENTS:

posted by Canada24

Sense we all প্রণয় movies, and I was প্রদত্ত the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique তালিকা for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..

#6: HE CAN'T DIE:

Some of his আরো serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic ছবি of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..

#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...

Canada24 RE-Reviews Cannibal Halocoast

posted by Canada24

Looking back at my reviews of disturbing films just to please readers.
* Neckromantic
* পরাকাষ্ঠা মরাল
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast

WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various ইউটিউব reviews.

Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..

So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL জন্তু জানোয়ার simply to make "realistic".. This deeply...