Canada24's club.. Article: শীর্ষ 20 উদ্ধৃতি from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

শীর্ষ 20 উদ্ধৃতি from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

posted by Canada24

#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill আপনি both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell আপনি all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill আপনি both, slice আপনি open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?

#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear আপনি up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!

#5:
Salem: নমস্কার Ty? Who আপনি think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set দ্বারা our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE আপনি ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. আপনি heard that?

#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome আপনি freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!

#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown

#8:
Elliot: আপনি think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask আপনি something? Did আপনি have to live the rest of your life with your best বন্ধু life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So আপনি can take your god damn প্রতিবেদন and shove it up your ass... And let me tell আপনি something else.. আপনি did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that আপনি created... So আপনি live with that!

#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how আপনি like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!

#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.

#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!

#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few সেকেন্ড were no one's trying to kill us.

#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!

#14:
Rios: I can't believe আপনি want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable

#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, আপনি WISH আপনি had moves like that.

#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!

#17:
Salem: Sense when are আপনি such a god damn boy scot!?

#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!

#19:
Salem: (to Rios) আপনি oh me a soda.

#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens

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I'll do BEST OF LAMAR: Cause like the real game, he's used as comic relief:

posted by Canada24

#1:
At that moment Franklin's friend Lamar Davis came into the room, and Simeon told Lamar of the Franklin's achievement, witch seemed to visibly upset Lamar.

"Your fucking with me!?" Lamar cried.

"Man, we BOTH being fucked with" Franklin insisted.

"Man, knock it off, man. For real? After all the motherfucking work I put in, man!?" Lamar cried a bit angrily.

"Man, fuck this Employee of the মাস shit, homie. I'm sitting up here trying to ge-"

" What do আপনি mean, "fuck this Employee of the মাস shit", man? When there's some shit to be won, God damn it, I want it. I don't give a fuck WHAT it is....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 32

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 32

Gordon Goes East

January 9, 1954

On many railroads, steam engines were being replaced দ্বারা diesels. This was called dieselization, and there were several railroads that were operating only diesel engines, but most railroads still had steam.

Gordon: *Seeing Bigboy pass with freight...

রামধনু Dash Gets Sued

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Seanthehedgehog & Fefe2002 present

Rainbow Dash Gets Sued

Ponies: *walking around Ponyville*

Hasbro narrator: Generic plot, generic plot, generic plot, generic plot. Generic plot, generic plot, generic plot.

Snips & Snails: *running along houses*

Hasbro narrator: Generic plot, buy ours toys, generic plot, buy ours toys, generic plot, buy ours toys, buy ours toys, generic-

Rainbow Dash: AH, ENOUGH ALREADY!! *looks at script* This story has nothing to do with the title! I mean look at this!! রামধনু Dash gets sued?! What kind of an idiot would write a story about me getting sued?

Pinkie Pie:...

Ponies On The Rails: Season 3 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Season 3 highlights

Gordon: *Sitting on steps of signalbox* What? Were আপনি expecting Hawkeye to প্রদর্শনী up in a train like the season 2 highlights? Well, tough shit! আপনি get to see my পছন্দ parts of season 3-
Coffee Creme: Gordon, this isn't about you! It's about the fans. Show...

Best of Master Sword from SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:

posted by Canada24

#1:
Mastersword as an interviewer: নমস্কার princess Twilight. Good having আপনি here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the প্রশ্ন is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?

Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a প্রশ্ন being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. আপনি answered 'none' of my questions. আপনি kinda sound...

Canada24 revews SE7EN:

posted by Canada24

Here's a film I wanted to talk about for quite a while.

A film made in 1995. And I swear it holds up amazingly, I watched it on HD. It does have that 90's feel to it. But it's one of the greatest films I've seen in a long time..

It stars মরগান Freeman (a man who I swear looks the same in every movie I ever see him, it's so werd) as a cynical retiring cop. He is partnered with Chris Pratt as a foul mouthed, short tempered, idealistic detective transferred from another town. The town itself they are in is never stated. Youtuber CHRIS STUCKMANN says this is one of the positives about the film....

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Commercial

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song (Start at 3:14): link

Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are আপনি doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the দিন after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and আপনি can definitely wait for success.

Kevin: What-what? Don't...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 14

Jeff And The রামধনু

October 16, 1952

Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.

Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives engine* Coupling...

In my MOST EVIL list.. Stuck ones "I" find the most evil..

posted by Canada24

#1: FREDDY KRUEGER:
n the original continuity, Freddy Krueger is the dream-invading ghost of a child murderer, seeking to continue his spree. In life, he kept missing children's pictures of his victims in a scrapbook and posed as an unassuming, caring father before his wife discovered the truth; he then murders his wife with no hesitation. When he got off on a technicality, the people of Springwood lynched Freddy, at which point he makes a bargain with demonic forces to become, in his own words, "what nightmares are made of". He uses his newfound powers to find increasingly creative ways to...

শীর্ষ শীর্ষ funniest উদ্ধৃতি from my OWN ফ্যানপপ reviews.

posted by Canada24

#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause আপনি know. That ALWAYS ends well.

And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far আরো affective to say

"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"

#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".

#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death হাঙ্গর attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING...

শীর্ষ TEN WEREWOLF MOVIES:

posted by Canada24

This October, I've been in a real Werewolf binge.. Been. Can't stop thinking of them.. As a kid, they were my পছন্দ monsters, and kinda forgot about them over the years.. So here's a তালিকা to celebrate this coming হ্যালোইন with infamish half-man half-wolf

link

#10: THE WOLFMANv (1941):
Gotta give proper credit to the orginal. The first.. But never seen it, so don't really have anything to say..

#9: নেকড়ে (1994):
It's Jack Nickelson as a werewolf.. Kinda speaks for itself.

Jack's character is bitten দ্বারা a নেকড়ে while driving vermont. He begins using this new power to advantage.. Only when falling...

Grand Theft Ponies 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Fillydelphia, 1992

Case বিস্কুট is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.

Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this টাট্টু named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my বন্দুক from the দস্তানা compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...

Grand Theft Ponies

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case বিস্কুট at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told আপনি that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: নমস্কার Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...

Canada24 reviews GHOST RIDER MOVIES:

posted by Canada24

Sick design, "okay" character

This movie series has been আরো অথবা less forgotten over time.. Probably only remembered because of Nostaglia Critics review.

[Ghost Rider টাট্টু video]
link

Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" হাতি of the room.. Cage..

I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nichael as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air..
When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.

Anyway.. Not...

Sad Red Dead Redemption moments PART 2:

posted by Canada24

#1: RAYES:
The whole thing with Arabraham Rayes is sad when আপনি think about it.. Mexico was overruled দ্বারা the sadistic pedophile, Agustin Allente of the mexican army.. It's not hard to see why everyone wants him dead. And after killing De Santa, and that one eyed guy.. আপনি finally put a bullet in him and Bill Williamson. And Mexico belongs to Abraham Rayes.. But Rayes quickly proves thoughout the events of the story not to be the heroic man that the rebels, and espically Luisa, believe him yo be. She thinks he loves her. But John awkwardly finds him having sex with some woman, not even any memory...

20 CINEMA SNOB উদ্ধৃতি

posted by Canada24

#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist আপনি have to believe every quote Hawking ever ব্যক্ত ever. Other wise God is real.

#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.

#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.

#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was ব্যক্ত that...

শীর্ষ 5 worst characters in GTA 5:

posted by Canada24

#1: LAMAR:
Lets be honest.. Lamar isn't excatly the most likable character in the game.. He has to be one of biggest idiots of the whole game.. Kidnapping a gangster who has known him from when they were childrun, with a Paper-Thin Disguise (which he removes at the worst of times). Oh, and letting him know you're coming instead of sneaking up on him.. And then using his own phone to announce his ransom. Any criminal ever knows NEVER use a cell phone... Shortly followed দ্বারা agreeing to a secret meeting with ব্যক্ত person. After he KNOWS it was you.. Franklin frequently has to save him, usually...

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Canada24 reviews CHILDS PLAY

posted by Canada24

So I watched 2 চলচ্চিত্র for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people প্রণয় my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any আরো Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. দ্বারা nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary (if anything was too).. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary...

Canada24’s শীর্ষ TEN CREEPYPASTAS

posted by Canada24

Creepypastas.. Most of these stories couldn’t scare me no matter what, but there is a certain entertainment about them.. And there are some actually really amazing ones.. heck even a little scary. A LOT scary when narrated দ্বারা THATCREEPYREADING..

#10: CUPCAKES:
I know this is the dumbest, most overrated, non scary, story ever., but I have a soft spot of it for one thing. The narrations.. This is such amazing narrations, and mood setting.. It really inspired me as a fellow writer myself.,

#9: SLENDERMAN:
While Jeff the killer is a creepy story ruined দ্বারা over exposer and annoying fans.. Slenderman...

শীর্ষ TEN MOST DISTURBING BREAKING BAD MOMENTS

posted by Canada24

Walking Dead is past it's prime দ্বারা this point.. It started out good.. Than got "okay".. Than awesome.. Now "meh"

Breaking bad however.. Started out cool. Than Meh.. Than, চিরশ্যামল গুল্মবিশেষ SHIT THIS INTENSE!!

Here are my পছন্দ moments.. And the most disturbing, moments..

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#10: TUCO IN GENERAL:
When we first meet him, he's actually fairly quiet which makes him seem like a character who's all business. But when Jessie asks for his payment, Tuco at first calmly goes along with it, putting money in the bag, but when Jessie reaches for it. Tuco...