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#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill আপনি both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell আপনি all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?


#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?


#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill আপনি both, slice আপনি open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?


#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear আপনি up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!


#5:
Salem: নমস্কার Ty? Who আপনি think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set দ্বারা our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE আপনি ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. আপনি heard that?


#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome আপনি freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!


#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown


#8:
Elliot: আপনি think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask আপনি something? Did আপনি have to live the rest of your life with your best বন্ধু life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So আপনি can take your god damn প্রতিবেদন and shove it up your ass... And let me tell আপনি something else.. আপনি did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that আপনি created... So আপনি live with that!


#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how আপনি like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!


#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.


#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!


#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few সেকেন্ড were no one's trying to kill us.


#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!


#14:
Rios: I can't believe আপনি want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable


#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, আপনি WISH আপনি had moves like that.


#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!


#17:
Salem: Sense when are আপনি such a god damn boy scot!?


#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!


#19:
Salem: (to Rios) আপনি oh me a soda.


#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn আপনি for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! আপনি did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time অথবা another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There আপনি are আপনি little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. আপনি know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did আপনি just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it আপনি two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see আপনি again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will প্রদর্শনী it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is জনপ্রিয় enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. অথবা your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using টাট্টু Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just প্রণয় everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching টাট্টু Mov.
I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the টাট্টু mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.
Pony mov রামধনু ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..
Anyway. Here we go..

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Our story begins near the end...
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RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....
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As much as I প্রণয় grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much আরো comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, আপনি have the choice of killing him অথবা letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if আপনি choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted আপনি to do this.

Even if আপনি kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told আপনি to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is বিভক্ত করা personalitied. One মিনিট he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered অথবা something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far আরো dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And আরো capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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I know ব্যক্ত this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing আপনি can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every দিন assurance..

As I ব্যক্ত before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown দ্বারা his own grenade...
#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, দ্বারা nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even আরো notable when আপনি play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much আরো color and life into it. This certainly makes it আরো unique than 5.. But honestly, I just প্রণয় the gun fights.. The slightly out...
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posted by Canada24
So yeah.. This movie was one tv last night..

Angry Video Game Nerd says good things about this movie..

Rotten Tomatoes gave it fairly "average" reviews..

But Rotten tomatoes also says the Ghost Busters remake is better that 300.. So what do they know?

Anyway.. I came into this movie, not expecting much..

Pretty usual shit.. especially the cliche about.. "Hot teen daughter who's looks are ALL she has for her"..

But hey.. This movie is good.. Pretty predictable at times. But I would recommend it..

It has the girl that plays Berta in Two and a Half Men.. and well.. She pretty much still IS Berta.. A...
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Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..

Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.

Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly আপনি never met Saten Twist.

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FLASHBACKS:

SCENE 1:

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.

Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-

Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie আপনি are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*

Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-

Saten: TOO LATE!...
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#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a মশা bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before আপনি even can react..


#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..



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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!


#2:
আপনি better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna মুষ্ট্যাঘাত আপনি square in the face.


#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.


#4:
If আপনি don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!


#5:
আপনি don't understand. আপনি don't understand because আপনি don't understand liberty. আপনি don't understand freedom. So আপনি put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! আপনি hear me?


#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!


#7:
আপনি tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him প্রথমপাতা দ্বারা tonight. Okay, sweetie.


#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!


#9:
If আপনি have a small child, use it as a shield!


#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beyond prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad..
Like there was still hope for him..
But. When he gets the chance for peace, he denies Ricks offer for peace and murders...
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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted দ্বারা most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed দ্বারা Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting যেভাবে খুশী citizen) আপনি look like আপনি struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, দ্বারা the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: আপনি make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: আপনি should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate আপনি under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. applejack was at Sweet আপেল Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out...
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