#1: OVERLY BADASS HEROES:
Nobody is THAT good at fighting. It's starting to become just plane dumb..
#2: MONOLOGING:
Just fuckin shoot him already! Nobody cares about WHY your evil..
#3: FOLLOWING THE NOISE:
If আপনি hear mysterious noises inside a haunted house, don't open the ব্যক্ত door, FUCKIN RUN!!
#4: DUMB BLONDE:
a negative stereotype about the intelligence of blondes, I myself take great offense to this, most of my family is blonde..
#5: THE BLACK BEST FRIEND:
Ever group of three white বন্ধু NEEDS a forth black one to complete it. It's the law of movies..
#6: MATRIX SPOOF:
First time wasn';t funny, so that means the hundredth time MUST be funny..
#7: JAWS RIP OFFS:
Every হাঙ্গর movie EVER..
#8: POINTLESS SEX:
To keep us 'interested'..
#9: MEMES:
* 300
* Fellowship of the Ring
Are just two of the most well known examples.. Good উদ্ধৃতি quickly became ruined দ্বারা internet's overuse of it..
#10: DUMB PARENTS:
Yes, no matter how crazy অথবা odd the behavior of their children becomes, these horror parents just refuse to care, say, অথবা do anything about it. In severe cases the statement “He/she must be on drugs!” is often spoken..
Nobody is THAT good at fighting. It's starting to become just plane dumb..
#2: MONOLOGING:
Just fuckin shoot him already! Nobody cares about WHY your evil..
#3: FOLLOWING THE NOISE:
If আপনি hear mysterious noises inside a haunted house, don't open the ব্যক্ত door, FUCKIN RUN!!
#4: DUMB BLONDE:
a negative stereotype about the intelligence of blondes, I myself take great offense to this, most of my family is blonde..
#5: THE BLACK BEST FRIEND:
Ever group of three white বন্ধু NEEDS a forth black one to complete it. It's the law of movies..
#6: MATRIX SPOOF:
First time wasn';t funny, so that means the hundredth time MUST be funny..
#7: JAWS RIP OFFS:
Every হাঙ্গর movie EVER..
#8: POINTLESS SEX:
To keep us 'interested'..
#9: MEMES:
* 300
* Fellowship of the Ring
Are just two of the most well known examples.. Good উদ্ধৃতি quickly became ruined দ্বারা internet's overuse of it..
#10: DUMB PARENTS:
Yes, no matter how crazy অথবা odd the behavior of their children becomes, these horror parents just refuse to care, say, অথবা do anything about it. In severe cases the statement “He/she must be on drugs!” is often spoken..
#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.
#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. অথবা just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.
#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn আপনি THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.
#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..
#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the সেকেন্ড half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged দ্বারা a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.
#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. অথবা just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.
#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn আপনি THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.
#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..
#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the সেকেন্ড half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged দ্বারা a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, অথবা পাতিহাঁস and Josh. Heck. Even আইকার্লি isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his চলচ্ছবি (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, অথবা পাতিহাঁস and Josh. Heck. Even আইকার্লি isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his চলচ্ছবি (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The হাঙ্গর may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most জনপ্রিয় mistake that people make. সরানো slowly toward the কূল অথবা a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms অথবা kick অথবা splash while আপনি swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the হাঙ্গর and the open ocean, সরানো away, অথবা else the হাঙ্গর will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the হাঙ্গর DOSE attack, আপনি still need to stay calm. I know this is easier ব্যক্ত than done. But. আপনি need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The হাঙ্গর may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most জনপ্রিয় mistake that people make. সরানো slowly toward the কূল অথবা a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms অথবা kick অথবা splash while আপনি swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the হাঙ্গর and the open ocean, সরানো away, অথবা else the হাঙ্গর will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the হাঙ্গর DOSE attack, আপনি still need to stay calm. I know this is easier ব্যক্ত than done. But. আপনি need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..