I'm not joking. His stories are আরো SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved দ্বারা them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!
#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already mentioned in #1 as an example. I already mentioned the Guru.
But even worse, an serial killer raped a little girl so hard she gave birth, so the killer went on to rape the CHILD as well. And people thought it would be "funny" to tell people how to make crystals, but really their making poisonous gas and dying, and the guy telling them to do this is AWARE of this. Nightmare ALSO covered this event..
#3: NEVER TRUST STEP FATHERS:
Just ask the movie..
#4: DON'T JUDGE দ্বারা APPEARENCE:
A nice looking guy tried to kill a guy, but a scary looking guy turned out to be really kind, and saved him..
#5: ONLINE GAMERS NEED SERIOUS HELP:
People LITERARY got murdered cause they won the round..
#6: DON'T FUCK WITH 4CHAN:
It never ends well..
#7: SKIN CRAWLERS MIGHT BE REAL:
And their NOT to be fucked with..
#8: AVOID DARK CREEPY LOOKING HOSPITALS:
It never ends well..
#9: NOT "ALL" COPS CAN BE TRUSTED:
One tried stealing a guys daughter at gun point.
Another turned out to be the famish "Ted Bundy" in disguise..
#10: KNOW THE WARNINGS:
If your kid starts killing জন্তু জানোয়ার for pleasure.
Then আপনি KNOW something is up..
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, অথবা পাতিহাঁস and Josh. Heck. Even আইকার্লি isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his চলচ্ছবি (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, অথবা পাতিহাঁস and Josh. Heck. Even আইকার্লি isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his চলচ্ছবি (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The হাঙ্গর may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most জনপ্রিয় mistake that people make. সরানো slowly toward the কূল অথবা a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms অথবা kick অথবা splash while আপনি swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the হাঙ্গর and the open ocean, সরানো away, অথবা else the হাঙ্গর will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the হাঙ্গর DOSE attack, আপনি still need to stay calm. I know this is easier ব্যক্ত than done. But. আপনি need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The হাঙ্গর may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most জনপ্রিয় mistake that people make. সরানো slowly toward the কূল অথবা a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms অথবা kick অথবা splash while আপনি swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the হাঙ্গর and the open ocean, সরানো away, অথবা else the হাঙ্গর will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the হাঙ্গর DOSE attack, আপনি still need to stay calm. I know this is easier ব্যক্ত than done. But. আপনি need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
Jonah
