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posted by Canada24

Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS রাস্তা (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with আপনি instead of killing আপনি straight away.
And...

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I found an old BEST JONTRON উদ্ধৃতি from me.. So reposting it :)

posted by Canada24

#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: আপনি know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS প্রণয় YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN আপনি DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:...

On The Block Episode 26

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic রামধনু is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...

Canada24 reviews ভ্যাম্পায়ার KISS:

posted by Canada24

So today we are talking a "movie" from 1987.

Staring Nicholas Cage at his "cagiest", this is a very bizzare fiilm, that my cousin and I watched while drunk. Cause like The Room, that is the only way TOO watch this film.. Still a better vampire film than Twilight though.

I read somewhere the point of this was, Cage and director seeing how much can they get away with until someone says to stop.

link

Guess we should talk about the plot..

Peter Lowe is a young literary agent whose life revolves around business and decadence. During one of his many ne-night stands, Peter's apartment is invaded দ্বারা a...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 20

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy দিন in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't আপনি work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help to repair this locomotive....

MOST EVIL VILLAINS PART 2:

posted by Canada24

Featuring another Fanfiction.net friend.. Hardrocker21.. AKA, Jason..

#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:

Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight আপনি are not quite sure what he is about অথবা how dangerous he is although আপনি have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a আরো mysterious role than the other villains. Although...

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Crazy Times 2 Part 19

posted by Canada24

"Gracie, আপনি alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, আপনি animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for আপনি sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, অভিনয় like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part one

posted by Canada24

"NONE OF আপনি FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...

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What is my funniest, story summary

posted by Canada24

THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy আপনি guys enjoyed even আরো then I "thought" আপনি people would..."

SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless আপনি like stupid comedies দ্বারা an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid অনুরাগী fiction site... :)"

ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"

CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".

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What's "my" take:.. Alexander Anderson and the very bad দিন

posted by Canada24

Anyone who's seen my অবতার photo, can clearly guess who my পছন্দ Hellsing character is.

And in honor of this, I decided to review a story দ্বারা him.

And despite there being all these great stories of.

I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.

The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).

Anyway.
As for the story itself.

The শিরোনাম is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.

The story itself.

Well.. I have nothing to say.

But trust me.
It's bad..

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ROCK ISLAND HORRORS: Part 2:

posted by Canada24

Vaas

Johnny awoke tied to chair. Carly tied to a chair infront of him, Packie two.

"Packie! Packie are আপনি okay!?" Johnny cried.

Packie was two weak to reply. He looked very beaten up, and looked half dead.

Suddenly Vaas showed up, pouring gasoline around the room, and even doing a silly little dance about it, before throwing away the can and tried lighting match, but it wasn't working very well.

"Let me guess.. Your Vaas" Johnny said, glaring at him.

"Smart biker boy, very smart" Vaas mocked.

"When I get out of thi-"

"Haha.. আপনি think your so tough don't you" Vaas laughed.

But Vaas paused as he noticed...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 49

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and আরো time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to Mirage* Mister, we need your help!...

শীর্ষ 5 horror চলচ্চিত্র scenes to scare me

posted by Canada24

I watch a lot of these things.. I don't get scared too easily দ্বারা movies. Though different story in real life..

These ones do it though.. Most of them are ghost movies.. I'm believer in that shit.. So I get uneasy around well directed ghost shit..

#1: SIXTH SENSE:
Something about classroom scene where the kid starts revealing knowledge of the teachers past.. It got to me..

#2: CONJURING SERIES:
In the first it's actually too particalar scenes.. First is when আপনি literary see nothing but darkness, but camera zooms in on it.. সেকেন্ড is when Lorrane flashbacks to first meeting the family, and we see...

FUNNIEST FIRST REACTIONS I HAD TO MY LITTLE টাট্টু

posted by Canada24

PILOT EPISODE, PART ONE

(theme song plays)
Me: Oh god!.. Why!?.. Why dose that song exist!? The প্রদর্শনী seemed kinda interesting.. But than I had to have that ear bleeding reminder that THIS is what I'm watching!.. Why are there so many fucking প্রতিমূর্তি and অনুরাগী arts!?.. I mean, how can people say "I watch My Little Pony", I mean, even just the name "my little pony".. It just reminds us that it's THIS kind of show!?.. Why did I agree to this!?

(AJ is naming all the আপেল ponies)
Me: (annoyed) We get it! Their আপেল names!

Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
Me; IT'S A BABY!?... Well, there goes the only character...

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শীর্ষ 10 Sgt Frank Woods quotes.. (this guy is, in my opinion the GREATEST call of Duty character)..

posted by Canada24

#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) আপনি CAN'T KILL ME!!

#2:
Mason: Woods, আপনি look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!

#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) আপনি do that again! I'll kill you!

#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...

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শীর্ষ ten most disturbing fanfictions I've ever read,.

posted by Canada24

#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He ব্যক্ত it was the worst অনুরাগী fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking প্রদর্শনী it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the শীর্ষ of the list. The things that...

Rick grimes উদ্ধৃতি (comic book)

posted by Canada24

#1:
“(being attacked দ্বারা Zombie, before knowing what zombies are) STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”

#2:
“(To Governor) আপনি PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS!!"

#3:
“Thinking of the good times makes all this seem worse”

#4:
Lori: Rick, আপনি shaking.
Rick: The past two days.. I been so focused on finding আপনি and Carl.. I hadn’t had time… To be scared.

#5:
Carl (kills Shane): (in tears) It’s not the same as killing the dead ones Daddy.
Rick (hugs him): I never SHOULD be son.. It never should be.

#6:
“I understand what your saying Tyreese. I just watched my best friend flip out...

শীর্ষ TEN MOST EVIL VILLAINS

posted by Canada24

I know I did this kinda তালিকা before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..

Mine has প্রতিমূর্তি so your know the difference..

#10: LORD FRIEZA

I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to ইউটিউব videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...

On The Block Episode 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: আপনি see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let আপনি know who Brony Of The মাস is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, অথবা laughing....

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শীর্ষ 20 Coach Hines উদ্ধৃতি

posted by Canada24

#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as আপনি are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.

#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what আপনি THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because আপনি decided to start standing in open territory!

#3:
Hines: STOP IT! অথবা I WILL SET আপনি ON FIRE!!

#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!

#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...