#1: (live audience scene): Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times. Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd আপনি leave the toilet আসন up? Peele: দুশ্চরিত্রা WHY WAS আপনি LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2: (live audience scene): Girl in audience: (laughing too hard) Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3: Key: (texting angrily) do আপনি even WANT to hang out!? Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
#1: Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill আপনি both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell আপনি all the cool shit I want for Christmas. Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood. Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2: Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o. [gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship] Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3: Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill আপনি both, slice আপনি open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers! Elliot Salem: I mean...
“Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice as the story we knew of sugar and spice.”
There’s long been rumors as to how exactly rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the রামধনু department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What’s known is that great streams of Spectra, the individual রঙ of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated রামধনু pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city.
Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash) Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road) Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox) Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary
#2: Gun Stores
Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did আপনি get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area Clerk: Capitalism Wind: Of course.
SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)
Saten: *drunkily* H নমস্কার applejack AppleJack: Are ya drunk অথবা something? Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week. (Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.) Saten: I I প্রণয় আপনি Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY! AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...
Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream. Scootaloo: (sighs) What did আপনি do? Ditto: Nothing! Scootaloo: (unconvinced stare) Ditto: (groans) ONE little fat joke.
Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach). Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the পরবর্তি time your gonna spin around so much Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.
Ditto: নমস্কার Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out? Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is. Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.....
#10: Major: Destory EVERYTHING! Nazi: Even লন্ডন bridge. Major: Yes. Yes. লন্ডন Bridge is falling down. We all know the song. The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum? The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9: Alucard: Walter, do আপনি know what my শীর্ষ three পছন্দ things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. সেকেন্ড is Nazis. Can আপনি guess the first? Walter: Your father? Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8: Anderson: আপনি will witness what happens what here today, and আপনি will will speak of it later.. Except আপনি won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#10: METALLICA: Only reason there last is because I haven't really been lessening to them as much I use too. But don't get me wrong. Once আপনি get me into playing one of their songs on YouTube. I have to play ALL thir songs.. :)
#8: THREE DAYS GRACE: There both from my childhood AND one of my প্রথমপাতা towns (Norwood). So how could I NOT add them..
#7: FAT JOE:
#6: SLIPKNOT: The type of band where, even though they have lots of screaming moments, the singer is always "20% cooler" when using his normal voice.. Espically in the chorus of Sulfer and Vermillion..