গরিলাজ্‌ - Dirty Harry

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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

#2:
আপনি better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna মুষ্ট্যাঘাত আপনি square in the face.

#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.

#4:
If আপনি don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!

#5:
আপনি don't understand. আপনি don't understand because আপনি don't understand liberty. আপনি don't understand freedom. So আপনি put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! আপনি hear me?

#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!

#7:
আপনি tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him প্রথমপাতা দ্বারা tonight. Okay, sweetie.

#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!

#9:
If আপনি have a small child, use it as a shield!

#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!

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Antagonists I have trouble HATING

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DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beyond prepare. And he literary can't control himself..

THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad..
Like there was still hope for him..
But. When he gets the chance for peace, he denies Ricks offer for peace and murders...

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শীর্ষ 5 scariest demons

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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted দ্বারা most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed দ্বারা Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....

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শীর্ষ 20 Trevor Phillips উদ্ধৃতি

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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting যেভাবে খুশী citizen) আপনি look like আপনি struggle with simple tasks.

#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, দ্বারা the way, that's entirely your fault.

#3:
Trevor Philips: আপনি make me want a lobotomy!

#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: আপনি should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate আপনি under the influence if you're not careful.

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My শীর্ষ ten favourite উদ্ধৃতি Nostalgia Critic (real name Doug Walker)

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#1:
Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so আপনি don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.”
(All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a টেবিল to pound on it in rage),
Nostalgia: I do!

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#2:
Nostalgia Critic: So the old wins in this situation. Does that mean I don't like "The Dark Knight"? Not at all. I just like "Batman" a little more. And, uh, my only...

Like Nostalgia Critic I have চলচ্চিত্র I like, that most others DON'T

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#1: INDIANA JONES: KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL:
Why do so many hate this movie?
It's actually pretty good..

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#2: SPIDERMAN 3:
Sandman is able to make us feel BAD for him, despite being a criminal. And there's that epic transformation into Venom (who should of had আরো screen time, it's friggin VENOM!)..

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#3: THE PURGE (both of them)
Hey, it has good fight scenes. That's usually ENOUGH for me.

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#4: WAR OF WORLDS (2005):...

I made character profiles for my GTA stories..

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DASH LUCIA:
Not much is known about her past, other than the fact her mother died during child birth, her father is mentioned as to have been abusive, and her sister died in a hospital. Leaving her without a true family, and she became a heavy drinker, and took to robbing gas stores, and other minor crimes.

Eventually, after being spared দ্বারা Patrick "Packie" McReary, she met his younger sister Kate, and eventually befriended her. Witch lead to her meeting the rest of the McReary's, who became her new family, and before long she became part of the McReary crime organization (despite not even being...

Rob Dyrdek on Smosh.. (I প্রণয় this guy so much)

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Canada24's শীর্ষ ten হ্যালোইন movies:

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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS রাস্তা (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with আপনি instead of killing আপনি straight away.
And...

Expirments of Twilight Sparkle

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Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle

The glowing eye thing in Hellsing, is always so spooky

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Crazy Times 2 Part 19

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"Gracie, আপনি alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, আপনি animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for আপনি sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, অভিনয় like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part one

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"NONE OF আপনি FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...

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What is my funniest, story summary

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THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy আপনি guys enjoyed even আরো then I "thought" আপনি people would..."

SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless আপনি like stupid comedies দ্বারা an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid অনুরাগী fiction site... :)"

ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"

CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".

Trevor meets Twilight

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What's "my" take:.. Alexander Anderson and the very bad দিন

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Anyone who's seen my অবতার photo, can clearly guess who my পছন্দ Hellsing character is.

And in honor of this, I decided to review a story দ্বারা him.

And despite there being all these great stories of.

I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.

The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).

Anyway.
As for the story itself.

The শিরোনাম is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.

The story itself.

Well.. I have nothing to say.

But trust me.
It's bad..

Expirments of Twilight Sparkle

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FUNNIEST FIRST REACTIONS I HAD TO MY LITTLE টাট্টু

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PILOT EPISODE, PART ONE

(theme song plays)
Me: Oh god!.. Why!?.. Why dose that song exist!? The প্রদর্শনী seemed kinda interesting.. But than I had to have that ear bleeding reminder that THIS is what I'm watching!.. Why are there so many fucking প্রতিমূর্তি and অনুরাগী arts!?.. I mean, how can people say "I watch My Little Pony", I mean, even just the name "my little pony".. It just reminds us that it's THIS kind of show!?.. Why did I agree to this!?

(AJ is naming all the আপেল ponies)
Me: (annoyed) We get it! Their আপেল names!

Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
Me; IT'S A BABY!?... Well, there goes the only character...

Avenged Sevenfold Live

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Matt Shadows is such a awesome singer!! He's wait up there with James Hatfield and the guy from Korn

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শীর্ষ 10 Sgt Frank Woods quotes.. (this guy is, in my opinion the GREATEST call of Duty character)..

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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) আপনি CAN'T KILL ME!!

#2:
Mason: Woods, আপনি look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!

#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) আপনি do that again! I'll kill you!

#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...