Lois: Okay, Commando, I don’t get you. Half the time, you’re all meek “Yes, Ma” and “Yes, Pa”, and the other half, আপনি are the most overconfident guy I’ve ever met.
Clark: It doesn’t happen to আপনি much, does it? Not being able to peg someone right away?
Lois: Oh, get over yourself. আপনি are not that complicated.

Lois: Nothing like a little North দ্বারা Northwest action to get the blood pumping, huh?
Clark: [Embarrassed.] Um… we usually take turns in the bathroom.
Lois: Oh, don’t start with me, Smallville. You’re the one taking the marathon shower. [Pulling a brush through her hair.] Besides, my delicate feminine sensibilities weren’t offended the first time I got a glimpse of, uh, Clark Junior.

Lois: I don’t understand what the big deal is here. We just took a shower.
Clark: [Emphasizing the plural.] Showers. We took separate showers.

Lois: Your non-verbals are killing me, and this seems like it’s a family matter, so… I’m just gonna get out of the way.

Clark: You’re back from Paris. আপনি must’ve found what আপনি were looking for.
Lois: [Cutting in.] I’ll say! Who wouldn’t want a hot summer fling in the most romantic city on Earth?
Lana glances at Lois then at Clark, embarrassed. Clark looks at Lana questioningly.
Lana: [To Clark.] I was going to tell you.
Clark: [Hurt.] It’s okay.
Lois looks at them both, catching on.
Lois: Really? আপনি two?
Clark: We never…
Lana: Not really.
Clark: …had a thing.
Lana: It’s complicated.
Lois: [She has heard enough.] A complicated thing. Never mind.

Lois: The awkward tension’s just getting started. I really crashed and burned on that one.
Clark: Must be a daily ritual for you.
Lois: Only when I’m barreling into a train wreck.

Lois: Wow, she didn’t take any prisoners, did she? [Clark doesn't understand.] Lana? Cute, smart, gutsy… and way too much for আপনি to handle. I can see why you’re in প্রণয় with her.

Clark: [Turning to look at Lois.] I just don’t understand how আপনি could feel like আপনি know someone so completely, like আপনি know everything about them, and then just all of a sudden…
Lois: আপনি don’t even know what continent they’re on.
Clark: [Frustrated.] Do আপনি always have to finish people’s thoughts?
Lois: Well, am I right?

Clark: Considering your father has a yard full of tanks out there, I don’t think আপনি should be in his office rifling through his files.
Lois: That didn’t seem to slow আপনি down any. I gotta say I’m impressed, Smallville, that আপনি could sneak on a military base undetected.

Lois: Chloe always told me this town was weird. I don’t know how আপনি ever survived without me.

Lana: আপনি and Lois.
Clark: Lois?
Clark: She’s bossy. She’s stuck up, she’s rude. I can’t stand her.
Lana: The best ones always start that way.