Babysitter Blues

Kacey exited Beth Hansen's house, laughing triumphantly. The little smart mouth finally got what she deserved. She gingerly rubbed her palm.
"I think I might have smacked her a LIIIIIIIIIITTLE too hard." she thought. She took out her list.
"Ok, now I gotta get....." her finger scrolled down the list, "....Taylor Booth." She smiled....then groaned.
"She lives in that HUGE house on the other side town! I'm NOT flying that far!"
She snapped her fingers, remembering the other way to get to her house. She threw her cape over her face, and disappered in a মেঘ of purple smoke. She appeared in front...

"HEY! Careful! That's my shot arm!" Kuki yelped at Hoagie.
He let out an apologetic grunt.
The newly "monster-ified" members of Sector V and Q had just come through a portal from Spooksylvania that lead to their town. Now all they had to do is find some kids to assimilate.
Valentina and Maddy were near the back having a bit of an argument.
"Werewolves are the best! We have superior hunting abilities. AND we make perfect pets!"
"Verevolfs? As pets? HA! ভ্যাম্পায়ার are FAR আরো superior! Ve can hypnotize people to vhatever ve desire!"
"Werewolves!"
"Vampires!"
"WEREWOLVES!!"
"VAMPIRES!!"
Abby grabbed both...

Operation: N.E.W.
Chapter 1
Sectors Combined
Kiki POV
I groaned as I opened my eyes to see the bright sun shining down on me. Wait a minute, THE SUN SHINING ON ME!??!? WHERE AM I!!?! I quickly sat up and looked around to see my বৃক্ষ house in pieces on the ground everywhere. “Megan, Maddy where are you??” I asked. “I’m right here!!!” came a squealed voice somewhere over to my left. I guessed that it was Maddy. “And I’m over here!!!” Megan yelled.
“Alex, আপনি here??” Maddy asked “Yeah Alex is fine” Alex replied speaking in third person as usual. “AC, আপনি cool??” Alex asked...

Operation E.I.G.H.T.
Everything
Is
Good-and
Happy
Till...
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Hi people I'm Ally, but people call me AC. I'm numbuh 6 of the KND. We in the KND are looking for operatives to join. We need four more.
Here is the audition:
1. Name (real অথবা fake):
2. age:
3. Operative Numbuh (your numbuh):
4. what আপনি like to wear:
5. your personality:
6. hobbies:
7. likes/dislikes/hates:
8. What আপনি look like (hair color, eye color, etc.)
9. your skills:
10. Why do আপনি want to be a member of the KND?:
11. Family (describe your characters family):
12. who do আপনি have a crush on in the...

Over the পরবর্তি several days, Kuki seemed to be getting worse....but at the same time, she was getting "better". Along with the paleness, short temper, and the fangs, Kuki's other senses started to heighten up (which is really useful on missions)....especially her hearing:

Kuki: Wally, is that your stomach growling?
Wally: ...No. It shouldn't be. I just ate.
Kuki: Hot dogs, কমলা soda, and a seafood platter......for two?
Wally: O.O

....One night, however, things took a turn for the worse.....

BEE-OOOOO! BEE-OOOO! BEE-OOOOOO!
"Don't say anything, Wally." Kacey yawned, as she recieved the mission...

"Ugh, my head! Wally, why'd ya have to-"
Kacey immediatley covered her mouth. She had a pretty thick Austrailian accent....which meant one thing: she looked in a nearby piece of a broken mirror. The sight was the most HORRIBLE thing ever: all she saw was...Wally. Then she looked over at the ACTUAL Wally. He was out cold... and all furry.
"W-w-w-Wally? A-a-a-a-are you-?"
His eyes sprung open and he jumped to his feet. Wally growled like a wild animal when he saw Kacey.
"N-nice puppy...."
He made his way towards her.
Just then, a voice said: "NO! Bad puppy!"
The Wally-wolf felt a finger through a long...

Everyone’s jobs were done. The decorations were up. The খাবার was laid out. The সঙ্গীত was picked. The party favors were hidden. Everything looked great. Except for one thing. The guests hadn’t arrived.
“Oh come on!” Kiki yelled. She stomped on the floor. She, Megan, and Kacey didn’t have dates. They were going as a group. Yet, Kiki was mad. No guests meant no ice cream.
“Hmm… maybe they’re late?” Megan asked.
“If they were late, SOME kids would’ve shown up.” Kacey said. She checked her watch. 20 মিনিট later, every guest showed up.
“UM?” Abby asked.
“We stopped...

Kiki's eyes grew to the size of a রামধনু Monkey's belly.
"It's......beautful." she whispered. Both kids were standing and gazing at the splendor of the "Rainbow Monkey Fun-And-Run Party and Playtime Palace". Wally rolled his eyes.
"Remember, we're here to train." he told her.
"I know that, It's not like I'm gonna- HOLY CRAP, IT'S 'PRINCE OF PLAYTIME' রামধনু MONKEY!!!!" she ran over and gave it a big hug. Wally did a facepalm.
After playing a game of "Whack-A-Meanie-Mole-Rainbow-Monkey" and "Squee-ball" Wally picked the পরবর্তি game that could technically qualify as "training": "Dance Dance Rainbow-lution"....

Abby made her way down the path leading to the neighborhood in the woods (WHY there's a neighborhood in the woods, nobody knows). She reached into her bag, and pulled out yet another piece of candy. She was running pretty low. "Numbuh 5 better find this neighborhood soon, অথবা else she's gonna have to start bummin' it of off everybody else." she told herself. Just then, there was some rustling in the bushes. Her হৃদয় started to beat faster. Abby shook her head. "Get a hold of yourself. It's probably just a stray cat...or a গুল্ম baby...or a wolf". Then what was in the bushes started to growl....

Abby and Kiki ran after Megan. Wally was upset about something.
"I ruined your guys' Christmas. Cruddy fire." He said. Kacey sighed.
"No, আপনি didn't." She told him. "We're all glad you're OK." Kiki came back.
"Abby caught Megan but she's spilling out all this helpful information. আপনি guys should see." They all ran to the room that Megan had ran in. Abby looked tired.
"I'll take it from here, Abby." Kacey said. She and Hoagie grabbed Megan's arms.
"I'm the one who started the fire!" Megan shouted. Wally had tears in his eyes. How could she do this? "The Delightful Children hired me too." Megan...

"What?" Wally screamed. "You want me to sing?" He couldn't believe his ears. Kacey and Abby walk into his room and asked him to sing. He knew something was up.
"Come on, Wally," Kacey ব্যক্ত all sweetly. "We want আপনি to enter The Kids পরবর্তি Door বড়দিন Talent Show!" Wally nearly fainted. A talent show? Were they trying to kill him? He was going to find out.
"And why in crud's name would I do that stupid Talent প্রদর্শনী thing?" Wally screamed. Kacey sighed. She then came up with a perfect plan.
"Wally," Kacey began. "The grand prize is Free ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট and আবর্জনা খাবার for the entire Sector for a year."...

TRANSMOSSION FOUND.....

Jessee:Ummmm....(looks at Numbah2 and he sort of shrugs)

Numbah10:(whistles as if she knows something)

Numbah1:SUZY!!!

Numbah10:Okay I knew she was a vampire!

Numbah1:Anyone else a bazzar হ্যালোইন creature who likes to keep bazzar secreats?!

(Numbah12 raises his hand)

Numbah2:Uggg....

Numbah12:Dad!Im just kidding....hehe

Numbah2:Well in that case remind me to teach আপনি some real funny stuff...

(A gassy ghosty version of Cree slips through the wall)

GhostCree:(Whispery voice)JESSEE!WE HAD A DEAL.

Jessee:No!kill me if আপনি want just don't hurt him!

Numbah5:Who?!

GhostCree:Oh is little...

"How're they doing back there?" Kacey asked.
"Well, Kuki's started the thrashing stage...and TC's অভিনয় girly....more so than usual." Maddy said, trying to keep calm.
"I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Justin Bieber!" TC squealed.
Kiki growled.
"Kacey, can I put a stake through his heart?" she asked.
"NO!" Val cried.
"But...but...but...the last thing we need is ANOTHER JB fangirl...er...man...vampire....thing!"
"No one's gonna do ANYTHING to him!" Kuki snarled.
"Or WHAT ?" Kiki taunted.
Wally inturrupted Kuki before she could say অথবা do anything.
"Can this thing go any faster?!" he said, a bit upset.
Hoagie turned...

"So....let me get this straight. আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি were attacked দ্বারা a 6'5" guy in a vampire costume?" the doctor asked while examining Kuki's chart.
She sniffled and nodded.
"Why do I always get stuck with the weirdos?" she mumbled under her breath.
"I'm not kidding!" Kuki snapped.
"Calm down, girl..." Abby said, attempting to soothe her friend.
Kuki sighed.
"Sorry. It must be this lack of sleep."
"<yawn> I hear that! Who in their right mind is perky at 3 AM?"
Just then, the door burst open. Kiki, Kacey, Megan and the youngest operative (you know who...) poured in, all happy. Abby did a facepalm....