Demotivational KND posters

Operation: H.O.S.T.O.G.E.

H.orrible
O.rder
S.ecretly
T.akes
O.ver
G.ymnasium
E.vily


Megan entered the gymnasiun. It reeked of sweat and Axe Body Spray. Limp red and পরাকাষ্ঠা streamers were hung acrost the bleachers. Large wilted paper hearts hung on the walls. Luke warm চেরি Kool-Aid in a মুষ্ট্যাঘাত bowl and half baked বিস্কুট in the shapes of L, O, V, and E. were on plates atop a জরি covered red card table. A Taylor সত্বর প্রণয় song driffted from the P.A. system. It was your basic Middle School Valentines দিন dance. Girls were clustered in groups on one side of the gym. Boys littered the other side. Megan...

Emma didn’t enjoy having to add David to their group since his partner was possessed. But she sighed.
Then, David’s communicator went off. Emma kind of recognized the ringtone. She had no idea how she knew, but it was the Fable theme. (I’ll explain this game later)
“What?” David answered.
“It’s a text, Smart One.” Kiki pointed out.
“Oh.” David checked his messages.
A text from Wally. It said. I DID IT! David frowned. What the fluff was this?
“What is it?” Kiki asked curiously.
“IDK, but it seems suspicious.”
“Maybe he means he finally completed a serum to make...

Brooke and Abby creeped past the first hallway. They heard spooky laughter. All of a sudden, a little girl appeared in front of them.
Abby got suspicious. "I've seen আপনি before." She said.
"No." The little girl said.
Immediately, Brooke slapped her. Her hand it the girl's face. Then, the little girl moved back so Brooke would think she was a ghost.
"Ghost?" Brooke asked suspiciously.
"No." Abby said.
Then, the little girl started floating in the air. She grabbed Brooke and Abby and carried them off.
"WHOA!" Brooke screamed.
Abby sighed. "She's on strings, Brooke."
The girl took them to a big...

নমস্কার everyone I just wanna let আপনি know that 2 days পূর্বে Wally turned 11 and yesterday Kuki did (life works out weird that way) so from now on just call everyone 11.

Yeah, I know they've been 10 FOREVER. It just seems that way. Now, if you're working on a story, just leave them aged 10 until finished. Then, everyone is 11 from that point on. (WHOA, didn't I just say that?)

Ya, oh and I thought I'd let আপনি all know about my পরবর্তি story.

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I need help coming up with a name, so আপনি peeps can help:

Wally is good at baseball. So good, he's the captain of...

the lights were dark...all is আপনি could see was the light from the stage.. until they went out... then suddenly, a shrill high pitched scream could be heard through out the seats and behind the curtain...its like some one was screaming 'bloody murder' except-they were
------earlier that week-------
"AAAAH" every one in the বৃক্ষ house that belonged to sector v and like a সেকেন্ড বৃক্ষ house to sector q went silent then completely ballistic running from the spot-they had heard kuki screaming
"whats wrong?" kacey ব্যক্ত with shock every one was thinking it but didnt wanna say it plus some were to busy...

"Status report, guys." Kacey ব্যক্ত half an ঘন্টা later.
Kiki caught her breath.
"Zip. Nada. Nothin'." she said.
"Dang it. What about you, Val?"
She smiled.
"I found another quarter!" she squealed.
Both older operatives did a facepalm.
"THIS IS SERIOUS!" Kacey shouted.
"We've got aproximatley...." Kiki looked at her watch. "...an ঘন্টা and a half to get Wally into that operating room before all the "kablooey-ness" starts."
"What happens if it DOES go kablooey?" Val asked.
Kiki gulped "He'll get this REALLY bad infection, puke everywhere, and....um.....y'know....go belly up."
Her eyes began watering.
"WHERE...

"Val! Sweetie!" FangFace yelled. He scared the guards and hugged Val.
"Dad, save it for the house." Val said. The Count let go of his daughter.
"So! Sweetie, what was the problem?" Snaggletooth asked.
"THAT IDIOT SIX-YEAR-OLD WANTED ME TO MARRY HIM!" Val yelled. Kiki smiled.
"VHY? আপনি GUYS ARE SIX AND SEVEN!" The Count screamed.
"THAT'S WHAT I SAID!" Val yelled.
"Could we get this প্রণয় fest over? I kinda wanna go shopping for a new skateboard." Kacey said. Wally nodded.
"Fine, I'll get to the spanking, the crying, and the complaining as soon as I have a talk with the boy." The Count said....

Kiki sat in her usual study hall আসন and put her head down. Last period did NOT go well:

While Mrs. C, the science teacher, was instructing the class how to get their specimens onto their slides, Wally- being the major putz he is- kept making the 10th graders (it's a mixed class) screw up. Just then, the phone rang. Mrs. C. then ব্যক্ত she had to run down to the office for 5 minutes. Things then turned to heck in a handbasket. The millisecond the teacher left, one of the 10th graders grabbed Wally দ্বারা his leg and held him upside down. One of the 9th graders reached into the মাছ tank and pulled...

Kacey packed up her suitcases and headed for the hangar. When she was almost about to enter the S.C.A.M.P.E.R., something grabbed her leg. A very upset little vampire.
"But why can't WE go with you?!" Val whined as she clutched Kacey's leg tighter.
"I have middle school power!" she sassed back.
"Oh, yeah. That's right." Wally mumbled.
Val stuck out her bottom lip and tears began to form.
"Nope. Not falling for that crap." Kacey ব্যক্ত while she turned her head the other way.
She cried louder.
Kacey covered her ears.
"LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAA!!!"
Val scowled.
"I'll tell Daddy if you...

*after school ঘণ্টা just rang দ্বারা the gym*
"hi guys sorry im late!" kuki ব্যক্ত in a guilty-ish type voice "oh its oka-" wally got his hoody yanked দ্বারা numbuh 2 "what on earth is SHE doing hear?" numbuh 2 was in a state of shock and whispering even though they were far enough away that an হাতি couldn't hear them "oh i invited her"wally ব্যক্ত innocently "INVITED HER?!?! do আপনি know how much this jeopardizes ALL of our pranks?!?!" "no..." wally thought it would be nice if they pranked all together and kuki was just too nice and that she needed to loosen up "well আপনি should!!!! do আপনি know that...

Kiki slowly stomped down the block; half asleep, still in her pajamas, and glasses clipped onto her shirt.
"There আপনি are!", ব্যক্ত Kacey, "Now, did আপনি grab the monster fighting kits?"
Kiki dug through her backpack.
"I've got your S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R, my G.U.M.Z.O.O.K.A., and Hoagie's V.L.A.M.P.P. Will that work?"
Kacey did a facepalm.
"It's the best I could come up with on short notice. LIVE WITH IT!" she growled.
Kacey snarled back. Kiki backed off a little bit.
"Now, do me a favor, and lead me to the front door, k?" She asked semi-sweetly.
"Why? Can't আপনি do that yourself?"
"Hello! I'm the one with 20/200...

Kacey returned to the classroom about 5 মিনিট later. She sat down at her desk. Mr. Yorke had প্রদত্ত each kid a sheet of paper. They were supposed to write down what they thought science was. Kristin was half-way done, Ian was still thinking of ideas, and Sam had a pencil up his nose. Kacey began writing. At 1: 15, the kids shared their papers. Kacey wasn't called on until half the class shared. When she was finally called on, Kacey read her paper aloud. On her 3rd of 4th sentence, the আগুন drill went off. Everyone was startled and raced to the door.
"AttenSHUN!" Mr. Yorke called. Everyone...

Everyone gasped.
"You mean he....?" Kuki started
"With the kids....?" Wally quivered
"And the 'SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!' and the 'BAD! BAD! BAD!'?" Kacey shuddered.
Kiki shook her head. "Worse! He....are আপনি ready for this?"
Everyone hesistated, but nodded.
"....laughed."
Everyone's eyes grew to the size of ডিনার plates.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
"You heard me!":


"He laughed! Not evilly, though...it was আরো of a HAPPY laugh. We were all shocked.
'You got me! আপনি actually got me! For a bunch of misbehaving 5th graders, আপনি guys are REALLY smart!'
We all hesitated, but laughed along with him. Then the happy 'you got...

Robot.
Marco was a robot.
It was all just a scam.
"Alright, আপনি freaks, we know it was you! প্রদর্শনী yourselves!" Kacey hollered.
No answer.
"Those idiots think they can fool US?" Wally yelled. Kuki watched him. "If I could get my hands on them, I'D RIP 'EM TO BITS!"
"Why, hello, Kids পরবর্তি Door. So wonderful for আপনি to destroy our android. We worked so hard on it. If only আপনি could understand why we tricked you." 5 familiar voices said.
Kuki hid behind Wally in fear. She hugged him tight thinking it would solve her problems. Megan had gripped onto Kiki. Kacey just stood there with her S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R...