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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

In this collection of shorts, you'll see certain types of people that drive certain types of cars, and you'll also learn the truth about getting on the front page of fanpop.

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.


Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an ঘন্টা down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed limit...
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Rob went to visit Mark at the hospital.

Mark: *Laying in a bed* The doctor says it'd be better if I wasn't in a convertible.
Rob: That's the সেকেন্ড time আপনি landed on the roof. I hope it's the last.
Sarah: Me too sugar.
Mark: Thanks honey.
Rob: I wish আপনি two a happy relationship.
Mark: Why don't we do something together once I get out of jail?
Rob: I hope we can. I'm moving onto a different city. Might stay in Missouri, but for now, I want to keep going west.
Mark: Well if আপনি ever return to St. Louis, come say hello to us.
Rob: I certainly will.

Rob walked out of the hospital. When he got to his Mercedes,...
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At King's Fried Rice, Rob and Mark met up with seven other racers. William had a big race set for them.

William: Okay. The nine of আপনি will race three laps around Fairground Park. আপনি will go around the park clockwise, so if আপনি turn right instead of left when আপনি get on North Grand Boulevard, আপনি will be going the wrong way.
Rob: I think we got it.
William: Then good luck.

The racers walked towards their cars.

Mark: Were আপনি able to make any upgrades?
Rob: Just some new tires, and I removed the bumpers. There wasn't much time to do anything else.
Mark: William ব্যক্ত they're high performance. Some...
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William took Mark, and Rob towards the two cars. They were back in Jennings.

William: The moment আপনি enter St. Louis is very important. আপনি will keep the cops off your tail.
Rob: What if it's highway patrol, অথবা state police?
William: Then আপনি worry, but I doubt that'll occur. Good luck.

The two men got out, and William drove away.

Rob: I'll take the Mercedes.
Mark: That works out well. I wanted the Plymouth.
Rob: If nothing bad happens, stay on West Florissant Avenue. Otherwise, try to lose them on the smaller roads.
Mark: At night? I won't have any trouble doing that.

Not far away, Noah and Paul were...
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William sat down with Hilary in front of a টেলিভিশন set. The two of them were watching The Andy Griffith Show.

Rob: *Standing with Mark, knocking on William's door*
William: I'll get it. *Walks over to the door, and opens it. He is surprised to see Mark, and Rob* আপনি two finally decide to get along?
Rob: We were hoping আপনি could help us.
William: Oh yeah? How?
Mark: Let us come in, and we'll tell you.
Hilary: *Watches William return with Mark, and Rob* Rob! *Runs over to him, and kisses him*
Mark: She really loves you.
Hilary: *Angry* And what are আপনি doing here?
Rob: Hilary, it's okay. We've set...
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Rob and Mark made it to a telephone booth.

Mark: I gotta call my girl.
Rob: আপনি do that. I'll keep an eye out for the cops.
Sarah: *Reading a সুপারম্যান comic as she উত্তর her phone* Hello?
Mark: Sarah, are আপনি busy right now?
Sarah: Not yet. What do আপনি need?
Mark: I need আপনি to come pick me and Rob up.
Sarah: That ইঁদুর who keeps beating আপনি at those races?
Mark: Look, I know we've had our differences, but I'm willing to let that slide, if he is.
Rob: *Nods*
Mark: Please come pick us up. We're on Giles Avenue in Dutchtown. We'll be waiting for আপনি at the intersection with Chippewa Street. Can আপনি make...
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At a police station, men in expensive স্যুইটস্‌ were talking about something important. Two of them, were Noah Fox, and Paul Handarez.

Noah: We've been informed about a car theft that occurred across the river in Illinois.
Paul: Whoever that driver was, was last spotted in our town. The car that was stolen was a brand new Oldsmobile. We believe he'll be stealing another car. I want at least one car with two officers on every block throughout this whole city. I don't care if anyone has to go through overtime. No one can have vacation time until this suspect is stopped.
Noah: That includes even us....
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Rob woke up at William's house, but it was empty. All he found was a note, left on his stomach.

Rob: *Grabs the note, and begins to read it* That's an odd place to leave a note. Oh boy.

You missed today's race, but to make it up to you, I have something special planned tonight. Don't go anywhere until I get back. Signed, William.

Rob: I wonder what he wants me to do now.
William: *Walks in with Hilary* To answer that question, আপনি will steal another car for me.
Rob: How did you-
William: It's an Oldsmobile this time. You'll have to go back in Illinois to get it. Does this concern you?
Rob: No. I was...
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Rob met up with Hilary at a fancy খাবারের দোকান called Vin De Set.

Hilary: *Sitting with Rob at the bar*
Rob: So, where's your Dad?
Hilary: He dropped me off here. I'm all yours for tonight.
Rob: He doesn't want আপনি back home?
Hilary: *Giggles* He does, but not until tomorrow morning.
Rob: If আপনি don't mind me asking, how old are you?
Hilary: 21. আপনি look like you're in your 20's too.
Rob: I'm 25.
Hilary: Perfect.
Rob: Yeah?
Hilary: I like my men, a little older.
Rob: আপনি don't say.
Hilary: I do. *Slowly leaning towards Rob, preparing to চুম্বন him*
Rob: *Slowly mowing towards Hilary*
Mark: *Kicks the door...
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The পরবর্তি morning, Rob appeared at another race. Mark was also there, along with several others. This time they were on the western side of town, on South Skinker Boulevard.

Racer 95: Hey. I heard আপনি beat Mark at a 1 on 1.
Racer 53: Yeah, how did it happen?
Rob: It was on a figure 8. Mark and I had to race around the track going in opposite directions, until one of us crashed. He hit the front of my car, and landed on his roof.
Racer 95: That's how আপনি won?
Racer 53: Genius. I heard আপনি also গাউন a Porsche for Mr. Hunsacker.
Rob: Did আপনি actually see me do it?
Racer 53: I think so. That was perfect...
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Rob arrived at William's house. They were inside, drinking bourbon.

William: I want another Porsche. A newer model.
Rob: আপনি mean, আপনি want me to steal one?
William: Yes.
Rob: I have to admit, I've done a lot of রাস্তা racing before, but no one has ever asked me to steal a car for them.
William: Times are changing, রাস্তা racing is no exception.
Rob: Where do I find it?
William: I'll take আপনি to it. Let's go.

Just north of St. Louis was a town known as Jennings. Rob was taken there to get the Porsche for William.

William: This ain't bootlegging, but this is what racing's all about. Get back to my place...
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On an abandoned racetrack in the shape of a figure 8, Mark and Rob were taken over there দ্বারা William. Two cars from 1960 awaited the drivers. One was a Porsche, and the other, a Corvette. They were পরবর্তি to each other, facing the opposite direction.

William: I am giving the Corvette to Mark.
Rob: That's fine, I'll still win.
William: Your objective is to race as fast as আপনি can until someone crashes. Loser has to pay for damages.
Mark: Now I'll প্রদর্শনী আপনি what I got.
Rob: I can't wait.

The two men got in their cars. William had the flag for them.

William: Ready?! *Waving the flag* Go!!

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The পরবর্তি morning, Rob arrived at the Beaumont High School. Five others were there, including someone else with a Mustang.

Mark: Hey. Who's the new guy?
Rob: Rob Daley. I see আপনি also drive a Mustang.
Mark: Yes. They seem to be জনপ্রিয় cars.
Rob: আপনি win often?
Mark: Yes. Let's keep it that way, okay?

William arrived in his Cadillac. His daughter was sitting পরবর্তি to him.

William: *Steps out of the car with his daughter* Good to see that y'all made it. My daughter here has the map of the course. Hilary, pass 'em out.
Hilary: Sure thing father. *Giving the six racers maps*
Rob: *Gets his map*
Mark: *Gets...
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Hyde Park. Rob arrived here to খুঁজুন for আরো রাস্তা racers. He found someone sitting পরবর্তি to a yellow and grey station wagon.

Southern Man: Can I help আপনি boy?
Rob: As a matter of fact, আপনি can. I'm looking for some competition, in রাস্তা racing.
Southern Man: How many races have আপনি won in this here state?
Rob: Well, none actually, but that's only because I just came here for the very first time.
Southern Man: আপনি ain't ever set foot in Missouri, huh? Okay, আপনি gotta get to William L. Hunsacker. He's the one আপনি need to talk to. You'll find him on Cass Avenue. He lives there, about a block away...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

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 Up in the sky, a বৃত্ত appears with an Umbreon inside. Then the name, CokeTheUmbreon appears.
Up in the sky, a বৃত্ত appears with an Umbreon inside. Then the name, CokeTheUmbreon appears.

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Narrator: In the 21st century, we have many ways to travel. One of the জনপ্রিয় ways to go is দ্বারা automobile. Whether it's a short drive to the supermarket, অথবা a long trip down the highway to visit family in another state, you'll see millions of people in automobiles.
Nascar Racers: *Going around the Daytona Speedway*
Narrator: But people also use cars for racing. Nascar is a popular...
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