You know you're a Craig Ferguson অনুরাগী when...


☠ আপনি know what RSA stands for.

☠ You're in the RSA.

☠ আপনি joined Twitter so that আপনি can follow Craig and be an RSA skeleton.

☠ আপনি have flooded Craig's Twitter& যন্ত্রপত্র with your questions, hoping one will get picked.

☠ আপনি spent ages coming up with প্রশ্ন to ask Craig, then realise that they're too lame to be picked out but send them to him anyway.

☠ আপনি have experienced fergasm before.

☠ আপনি were on মেঘ 9 (or higher) when you're email/tweet got read on the প্রদর্শনী for the first time.

☠ আপনি have kissed (or done something else to...) your screen/monitor only to realise that আপনি can't possibly reach Craig that way.

☠ আপনি never miss a show. "Screw everything else"- আপনি think.

☠ আপনি rather pee your pants than to leave during the monologue.

☠ আপনি threaten to throw anyone out of the room if they even let out a breath while you're watching the show.

☠ আপনি get pissy at anyone who dares to bad-mouth about Craig.

☠ আপনি tell people to go যোগদান Al-Qaeda when they don't agree with you, especially regarding Craig.

☠ আপনি tried to watch other late-night shows and আপনি "Zzzz...." before আপনি can think "how can this be on the air?"

☠ আপনি became sleep deprived for staying up to watch Craig.

☠ আপনি cuss at Dave if he takes to long to get his প্রদর্শনী over/Or আপনি cuss at YouTube for screwing up.

☠ You're subscribed to Mal's TVsCraigFerguson channel on YouTube.

☠ You've seen the 'OMFG ending' on ইউটিউব for 100+ times, and drooled every single time আপনি watch it again (or fergasm).

☠ আপনি talk about Craig ALL THE TIME.

☠ আপনি feel miserable when it comes to meeting decent guys because Craig is your standard (you too ladies)

☠ You've been caught ogling at pictures of Craig.

☠ আপনি try to get your বন্ধু to watch Craig.

☠ আপনি get angry at your বন্ধু for not listening to আপনি ramble on about Craig.

☠ During conversations আপনি make your own Craig jokes& laugh. And then people judge you.

☠ আপনি have আরো than one folder containing Craig Ferguson pictures.

☠ আপনি have so much Craig চলচ্ছবি that it's not even funny.

☠ আপনি say "It's a Great দিন for America" even though you're not American, nor do আপনি live in America, nor do আপনি have anything at all to do with America.

☠ আপনি sing along to the Tweets& Emails jingle অথবা the LLS theme song when you're doing the laundry.

☠ আপনি reply to people Geoff Peterson-style অথবা Craig-style. (eg. "WAHHHH?!")

☠ আপনি can take any two-word combo and turn it into a supposed name আপনি used to dance under.

☠ Craig is who আপনি go to for a mood lift, a good laugh, comfort, advices, reminder for the purpose of life, procrastination, boredom অথবা when you're just horny.

☠ আপনি imitate Geoff.

☠ আপনি think puppets are awesome.

☠ আপনি think robot skeletons are awesome.

☠ আপনি think the Scottish accent is friggin sexy.

☠ আপনি say 'cuss' instead of 'curse'.

☠ আপনি like Britney Speare's song "Oops I did it Again" even though আপনি didn't like it before.

☠ আপনি get excited hearing/seeing/eating chicken.

☠ আপনি secretly enjoy being called a hobo. Especially দ্বারা Craig.

☠ আপনি giggle when আপনি hear Liza Minnelli & Paul McCartney.

☠ আপনি think Craig is the best dancer ever.

☠ আপনি think a leaky গ্যারেজ with crappy lighting is not creepy but awesome.

☠ আপনি প্রণয় the word 'awesome.'

☠ আপনি want to be a pilot অথবা get a pilot's license.

☠ আপনি want to get a tattoo(s).

☠ You've read "Between the Bridge and the River" & "American on Purpose."

☠ You've seen (almost) all of Craig's পূর্ববর্তি films before and loved them.

☠ আপনি say 'CBS cares.'

☠ আপনি put your address down as 'Hollowed out Volcano'

☠ আপনি fergasm when Craig looks straight into the camera (you too ladies)

☠ আপনি say 'remind আপনি of anyone' & 'I know' all the time.

☠ আপনি প্রণয় the 'ball vacuum cleaner with the PROPER AMOUNT OF SUCTION'

☠ আপনি do your own double entendre to almost anything that it can work with.

☠ আপনি hate the Emmy's and all them Hollywood Showbiz things/people.

☠ আপনি tuned in for হাঙ্গর Week even though আপনি don't like sharks/don't give a rats গাধা about Discovery channel/know that আপনি will become paranoid afterwards.

☠ You're happy when Craig's happy, you're sad when Craig's sad, you're angry when Craig's angry, you're hurt when Craig's hurt, and of course- you're horny when Craig's horny.

☠ আপনি think Craig trumps the world. And you're right, he does.



;P


☠ Oh, and আপনি feel proud after পাঠ করা this.





Are আপনি all of the above? অথবা do আপনি have আরো to add? please মতামত below =D

*RSAGroupHug*