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posted by FrostyBlaze
LJ: road trip!

Lucius: we are just going to the bar...

LJ: oh...

*both get in car*

*driving*

Lucius: ... how was your day?

LJ: oh, good

Lucius: what have আপনি been doing?

LJ: আপনি know, the usual...

Lucius: did আপনি see that game?

LJ: yeah it was SO close!

Lucius: oh! did আপনি win that card game with Hypno?

LJ: no, he kept using physic...

Lucius: how was that movie?

LJ: it was good, but the ending sucked...

Lucius: ...

LJ: ...

KIBS: HI GUYS!

Both: SHI-

*crash*

মরগান Freeman: no one survived that day...

Lucius: *shoots tazer*

মরগান Freeman: hfukjnhhauhbbhjiloveKFCjlijhknkjnh

Lucius: I win... again
posted by FrostyBlazer
Lucius : oh what a night!

Slender : late December back in 63!

LJ : what a very special time for me!

KIBS : because I remember what a night!

Slender: KIBS!?

KIBS: sup Slender! hey Reggie, BEST BACKSEAT EVER!

Mrs.P: it's not a bac-

KIBS: its in the back and I can set down on the bed. its a back seat

Mrs.P: but-

KIBS: your argument is invalid

Slender: who else did you bring along Reggie?

Reggie: I brought Soul, but he is in the bathroom

SL : how the hell am I supposed to unzip my pants!

Slender: oh

Reggie: try using your mouth!

SL : K!
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If an old lady asks আপনি to help her make a quilt, it’s best to politely decline.

In the area surrounding the town of Pearl, Mississippi, people began to go missing. Eyewitness reports told of a set of three elderly ladies. The word was that at least one of the three would talk to the victims before they would mysteriously vanish in the following days.

One lady, possibly the last intended victim, was approached দ্বারা one of the women about helping her and her two other বন্ধু make a quilt. She mentioned that they would pay well. Before the old lady left, she handed the woman a business card.

Luckily...
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After staring at a laminate টেলিভিশন in the dark, I start to get sleepy. My eyes droop and the feeling of my body in unconsciousness starts to take its toll. Like a trance with my brain buzzing and my mouth hanging slightly open.

I remember that my brother, Claudio, lies on his side diagonally from the television. A marathon of True Blood is on and I had sworn to catch up on the story. Being that the clock strikes 2 in the morning, my body caves in. My eyes flutter closed. Calmly, my head lies against the couch. Soundly, my হৃদয় beats to the pendulum inside the father clock. Breathing, so...
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posted by FrostyBlazer
LJ: hello bozos! *almost throws-up*

EJ: sorry guys, he is extremely drunk

LJ: I may be drunk, but i'm way better killers tha- *falls down stairs*

Lucius: classic

Slender: what the hell happened to you!

Lucius: well at least he doesn't look like The Joker and Barney got stuck in a blender...

Jeff: hey!

LJ: I হারিয়ে গেছে my job in the SOK

Slender: আপনি worked for the SOK?!

LJ: could আপনি blame me? I wasn't working for আপনি any আরো so I decided to work for Lumar

Slender: we will talk about this later, could we stay?

LJ: why the hell not? I have nothing else to loose...

Lucius: নমস্কার Masky, why are আপনি being so quiet?

Masky: *shrugs*

I intentionally made him quiet for that joke :D
posted by FrostyBlazer
*meanwhile*

Johnny: so i'm like "fuc* that noise! I want my paycheck!"

Clockwork: please kill me...

Porter: I would but I can't hit a girl

Clockwork: screw you...

Masky: guys!

Porter: what?

Masky: we have company!

*woosh*

Trevor: STORM THE HOUSE!

Swain: since when were আপনি the leader?

SkinTaker: he does have a point...

Trevor: look, lets just kill the proxys and not talk about this

Swain: yea... আপনি are not going to doge this...

Trevor: *sigh*

Boots: ... (good thing I brought popcorn)
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