Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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Credit to _lina_ and cinders, because they did it first. আরো credit to link because that's where this is from. _lina_ used the same one.

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Number 1: Someone tells আপনি অথবা he admits that he has hit women in the past. He has talked about his killing sprees, he has killed another woman (Yes, she is a vampire. Who cares?) in front of her. Check!

Number 2: He refers to all women he has dated in the past with derogatory terms. He may also refer to his mother using such terms as well. Not sure about checking this one অথবা not. He says she is the first one he dated, but then he talks of Tanya,...
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I'll never be an এমো স্টাইল vampire, Setting tweenaged loins on fire.
I've got nothing in common with the ভ্যাম্পায়ার of today.
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away.
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the vampire rules.
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isn't cool.
Girls won't climb up trees with me অথবা canoodle in the grass.
And when I play vampire baseball, I always get picked last.
Oh come on! Seriously dudes. That's a human আপনি just picked over me.
I've seduced all kinds of women from all over the world.
But, now the only dates I get...
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posted by nuxi
{edited, added some stuff, just an informal consideration of a few of the arguments that support the accusation}

"Bella রাজহাঁস is a sociopath."

It’s an extreme statement, to be sure. However, it’s not one to be dismissed offhand, without consideration towards its arguments.

First, here are a couple definitions of the term sociopath.
-Random House Dictionary:
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility অথবা social conscience.
-American Heritage Dictionary of Cultural Literacy:
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal....
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posted by OCFan123
Hi there! This is my first প্রবন্ধ on the C.A.T spot, about my least পছন্দ character in twilight. Actually, my least পছন্দ character in history.

Bella Swan.

I seriously can't see why so many twilight অনুরাগী like her. She is ব্যক্ত to be selfless, caring, understanding, and a good role model...when really she's the most selfish character in the whole book series.
Now then, here are several reasons why I dislike Bella.

1) Lack outside of Edward

Has Bella -even once- mentioned in any of the novels what she wanst to do with her life? (Besides wanting to be a vampire to be with Edward forever) Not...
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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a প্রশ্ন a bit পূর্বে asking what bothers আপনি about Bella’s pregnancy. (in a different spot) We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if আপনি haven’t had a certain talk with your...
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posted by OCFan123
AHHHH! I just got my C.A.T. Medel! YAAAY! To celebrate, I decided to write an প্রবন্ধ about Breaking Dawn, since im not in school today!
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Okay. So I first got Breaking Dawn when I was a twi-hard fan, and I couldnt wait to read it! I was sure it would be great!
Boy, was I wrong.
The book was horrible. Just flat out horrible. I mean, I have read a lot of বই in my life than were not good, but this took the cake. Everything was just "blah"
I mean...characters were out of character, there was hardly even a plot, and I felt like I was পাঠ করা a cheap horror novel. I mean, through the whole thing...
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Preface:
I have read all বই and seen the movies.
Most importantly, the fact that it’s ফ্যান্টাসি doesn’t excuse the themes and messages in the book. Fiction is merely a vehicle humans developed to communicate important lessons, values and philosophies. I am not claiming any of the implications I discuss were intentional on SMeyer’s part. Whether অথবা not the লেখক অথবা readers are aware of it, though, the Twilight series communicates dangerous messages about what is acceptable অথবা admirable অথবা desirable.
Also, I highly recommend link. It’s long, but fascinating and deeper than the বই themselves....
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Okay, i decided to write a critical analysis of a character from the twilight series. My first choice would have been to do one on Bella Swan, but there is already a whole spot dedicated to that, so i decided on my সেকেন্ড choice: Edward Cullen. So I hauled out all my Twilight বই and combed through them, analyzing and taking notes. Please leave a মতামত on my critical analysis telling me what আপনি think, what আপনি agree on and what আপনি disagree on. Please no nasty comments. Enjoy!
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Okay, number one...one of the reasons Twilight is so dramatic and sometimes just plain depressing is because...
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I would like to note that anne ধান wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne গাউন it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank দ্বারা ভ্যাম্পায়ার but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The ভ্যাম্পায়ার skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...
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OK, this is my very first প্রবন্ধ - I have never written an প্রবন্ধ for ফ্যানপপ before. It's a poor excuse if this turns out to be the poorest প্রবন্ধ ever submitted, but I'm going to use it anyway... please go easy on me xD. This is LONG, so ভালুক with me, I appreciate it!

I have been wondering for some time now about Bella's vulnerability, state of mind, and সামগ্রিক mental well-being. New Moon, in the beginning, was my favourite book of the series, for two reasons: Jacob Black was instantly likeable and interesting, winning the শিরোনাম of my favourite character, but also the black hole that Bella...
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posted by JacobbBlackk
I am totally ignoring Breaking Dawn in this because Stephenie Meyer broke all the rules in there. [Vampires cant have children, they have no body fluids, etc etc]
Reasons i think Jacob is better for Bella than Edward is:
1. Edward/Bellas relationship is based on appearance. She is constantly talking about how good he looks, how velvety his voice is, how graceful he is, etc. She ব্যক্ত Jacob was beautiful once অথবা twice and called his new muscles impressive once অথবা that she is jealous of his tan skin. She thinks Edward is too good for her because she looks plain পরবর্তি to him. She thinks Jacob is too...
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when i first read twilight, i loved it. i loved all of the books. the first mocie was good but i dont like the others at all (this is my opinion, sorry if আপনি dont agree). i even wished people were আরো like the characters in the books.

the important thing to remember is that these বই are meant for entertainment. do not take ideas অথবা উপদেশ from this book. আপনি dont realize it, but at least 2 types of abuse happen in this book. edward is considered controlling and a stalker. jake is considered a sexual abuser and a petaphile. bella is considered a klutz, idiot, and a needy person. these books...
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*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If আপনি know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" দ্বারা Antsy Pantsy
link
5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him...
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Yeah, I know all the uber-fans are saying "Well, why didn't আপনি see it sooner?" and all the antis are saying "The world DOESN'T need Twilight!"But I ask that আপনি listen to what I have to say, anyway.

As strange as it seems, the world actually needs Twilight. It does some good things for us. I am mostly an anti, so it took all my prainpower to come up with these reasons, but here they are, and the আরো I think on it, the আরো I realize they're true.

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10. It teaches us new words.
I know alot of আপনি are rolling your eyes. Yes, I know what has been ব্যক্ত about the "Thesaurus Rape" problem, but...
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 If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men. (Romans 12:18~ New Testament of the Bible)
If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men. (Romans 12:18~ New Testament of the Bible)
I felt like লেখা this প্রবন্ধ after পাঠ করা a fellow ex-CAT member's প্রবন্ধ on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.

"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater অথবা anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer অথবা her fans, and don’t throw nasty অথবা immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
~Dearheart link

"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between...
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posted by Saritaswims
Well i read twilight saga and i got confused I was thinking of either smashing my head with the book অথবা the দেওয়াল i mean come on who the f*** makes ভ্যাম্পায়ার sparkle! i mean unless আপনি want to give the image that there gay but there daring the oppisite sex.

Moving on anyway i have to compare Harry Potter Series vs. Twilight Saga Harry potter wins major. becuase twilight is just SO predictiable i mean common harry potter makes আপনি want to stay at the end of your chair becuase its awesome


any way twilight is an OK book and the twilight movie i have to say it suks. the বই are alright im just hoping that MIdnight sun is a million times better and also i know your gonna ask what team are আপনি on im just gonna say I really dont care its not real so why even bother but if i was a Twihard i would choose Team Buffy becuase i want those cullens except ALICE<CARSILE<AND ESME to be killed for good i mean where ta hell id buffy when আপনি nees her

i hope আপনি see my point PEACE
In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like নমস্কার are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me আপনি freak আপনি tried to kill...
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OK, I know আপনি guys are thinking: "What?! How dare you! Bella and Edward's প্রণয় is the best and most romantic প্রণয় of all times!111Elevntyone!!!1" And then, you're going to say I'm just some guy who hasn't read the books. I'm not. I'm a teenage girl, and I have read all the books. Even Bree Tanner and that bit of Midnight Sun on Meyer's website.

I'll just discuss the reasons why it's not true love.

Physical Attraction
...And আরো of it.
Picture this. Our great female lead is in an average high-school cafetaria, surrounded দ্বারা average, high school kids. It's noisy and loud, and she wishes she was...
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The Harry Potter vs Twilight war is a huge phenomenon in the literary world. We have প্রবন্ধ floating around in the Internet (even in CAT) where both camps vehemently defend their fandoms. I am a huge Harry Potter fan, but today, I am not going to take sides. How it started, and how it evolved in a full-scale clash between অনুরাগী of both series is something I would cover in this article.

It started off with a few websites claiming Twilight is the new Harry Potter. Harry Potter fans, of course, would not take it sitting down, and they wrote প্রবন্ধ with reasons why Harry Potter is better than...
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posted by renrae
We have a discussion on the ফোরাম here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...
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