This প্রবন্ধ is not meant to offend. It is mostly comedy and uses examples from আরো fandoms then just Twilight. There will also be examples that tak lyke dis and capslock. So be careful when reading.
I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big অনুরাগী of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat আপনি in your sleep if আপনি are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a ফ্যানপপ fangirl just can't leave the computer.
'How do আপনি identify a fangirl?!' আপনি ask. Well, this প্রবন্ধ will tell আপনি how. 1. EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! (The squeal.)
আপনি have probably heard this before. The first and most identifying characteristic of a fangirl is the squeal. It is high-pitched, loud, and also accompanied দ্বারা grinning insanely, jumping up and down, and excessive hyperactiveness. This is used to প্রদর্শনী the ultimate প্রণয় for their fandom. Example: EEEEEE!!!! HOUSE AND CUDDY ARE SOO GONNA GET TOGETHER পরবর্তি SEASON!!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!! 2. ch@tsp34k
Some (I REPEAT: SOME.) fangirls type অথবা speak in a non-literate way. I'm not sure why they do this. It seems they have no reason. (While most fangirls do actually type so আপনি can understand them, there is always the chatspeak group.) Example: omg dont u jst luvv harry and herminie 2gethr???? its lyke ttlly teh best ship evr!!! 3. The.... dark side.
A fraction of fangirls have a bad side. Well, the majority of fangirls have a bad side. this bad side is likely to প্রদর্শনী if somebody disagrees with them. Usually it just involves glaring অথবা excessive exclamation points, but there have been violent cases before. Example: What do আপনি MEAN আপনি ship Booth/Angela?? EVERYONE knows Booth and Brennan are meant to be! I can't believe you! That is utter insanity!!!1! *ebulglare* 4. OMG I MUST HAVE THAT!!! (the Merchandise)
One of the best known fangirl traits is excessive merchandise. Some fangirls go out of their way to have everything- the coffee mug, the light up pen, the lipgloss, the book bag. Example: Don't আপনি just LOOOOVE my Edward Cullen body glitter? I keep it in my edard and bella twilight bag! I also have my Cullen crest bracelet, and I keep my Alice Cullen keychain in the pocket of my Bella রাজহাঁস jacket! 5. I must be there! Syndrome
Fangirls will probably do almost anything to do something related to their fandom. this means leaving sports practice early to watch that beloved episode, staying up late for the midnight book release, অথবা canceling plans for a special event. They don't usually care about the consequences. (Note: The writer of this প্রবন্ধ does not encourage আপনি to do what is in the example.) Example: OH NOO! My cousin's wedding is on the same দিন of the Shanshu Awards! Oh, what shall I do? I joined ফ্যানপপ for the sole reason of participating in this!! Ah well. It's just a wedding. There will be আরো in my life. Besides, the Shanshu awards are WAYYY আরো important! 6. Idolizing
These fangirls go to the with that actor(ress). They may write them long প্রণয় letters, photoshop a picture of the two together, follow them around... Example: OH MY GOD! Robert McDreamy Pattinson is coming to East Cupcake, Illinois! I must go see him, for we shall be married and fall in love!!! 7. FIRSTCOMMENTYAYYY! Syndrome
A movie প্রিভিউ is released. A promotional is shown. A sneak peak is revealed. This fangirl will be the first to know. Example: Yay! the New Moon special প্রিভিউ was released on youtube! I MUST have first মতামত অথবা I will die!
Hopefully now আপনি are আরো versed in the subtle and dangerous art of identifying fangirls. When আপনি have mastered these beginner/intermediate techniques, আপনি will be able to সরানো on to the Advanced/Masters portion of the guide.