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For those who like the basic vampire romance dynamic in Twilight but don’t necessarily like its execution, I highly recommend the Swedish vampire film Let the Right One In. I just rented this a few days পূর্বে and fell in প্রণয় with it. I think it’s one of my শীর্ষ films of all time. It has many elements that are similar to Twilight in terms of vampire romance, but it treats the subject much আরো seriously and is a bit truer to the vampire characteristics traditional to the last fifty years of movie-making.

It’s about a boy named Oskar who’s bullied at school and is in a pretty bad place....
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posted by RobynPotter
{i did not write this myself, but i found it ridiculously funny and thought it needed to be পোষ্ট হয়েছে here}

Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in...
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 Credit: Very Demotivational
Credit: Very Demotivational
I felt a compelling need to write this প্রবন্ধ because recently I have found myself আরো constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much আরো awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give আপনি all the evidence আপনি will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight অনুরাগী trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...
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I'll never be an এমো স্টাইল vampire, Setting tweenaged loins on fire.
I've got nothing in common with the ভ্যাম্পায়ার of today.
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away.
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the vampire rules.
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isn't cool.
Girls won't climb up trees with me অথবা canoodle in the grass.
And when I play vampire baseball, I always get picked last.
Oh come on! Seriously dudes. That's a human আপনি just picked over me.
I've seduced all kinds of women from all over the world.
But, now the only dates I get...
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i had nothing to do absolutely nothing to do. As i was so bored i began drawing through one of Dimitri's পছন্দ cowboy novels i had a feeling this would annoy him. suddenly i felt someone looming above me i turned around, it was Dimitri just as i thought he was going to be annoyed with me for sure.
"What are আপনি doing Roza?" he asked
I grinned. he picked up the novel that i was drawing in i hope he didn't see it.
"Ah one of পছন্দ books." he opened the book and saw my lovely work of art. He frowned at me.
"Busted." i laughed nervously
"Rose why are আপনি destroying my books?" he asked sternly...
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Despite whatever impressions আপনি may have garnered from the শিরোনাম of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....
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posted by AliceHaleCullen
Rightio, it's been a while since I wrote an প্রবন্ধ and my best friend recently told me something that shocked me beyond belief.

She was walking through our local town centre in a 'Team Jacob' t-shirt, and a যেভাবে খুশী girl she didn't even know just walked up to her, punched her and called her numerous swear words just because her শার্ট didn't say 'Team Edward'.

This really opened my eyes to how violent Twilight series 'fans' can be. It's not acceptable to মুষ্ট্যাঘাত someone in the face if they've done something, let alone because they have a different opinion on something.

Since then she's been to scared...
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