There has been some confusion on what it takes to be a princess. Many people are saying that মুলান shouldn't be an official princess, because she's just ordinary and even though Shang has some nice abbs, he is not a prince.
So I decided to write this প্রবন্ধ to tell আপনি the exact requirements for a Disney heroine
to become a Princess. I'm not that জনপ্রিয় on here and it's not really my place to tell people whats what, but I'm going to do it anyway. If আপনি disagree, disagree nicely. Requirement #1:You must be human
This one is pretty obvious. Take Nala for example;she is a princess. She married Simba, a king. But she's a lion. & how stupid would a lion look, standing পরবর্তি to a smiling Snow White? Yeah. That's what I thought. This also explains why টিংকারবেল isn't flapping her wings on the banner.
Requirement #2:Your film must be a musical
Sorry Tink. Thanks for taking it well, Nala.
No, আপনি don't have to sing every five seconds, but you've got to have some songs! This is why Kida is not a Princess, and why মুলান was put in the lineup. Every Princess film has at least one song.
Requirement #3:You have to sing in your film
I know, shocking, isn't it?
Woah there Jane. Did আপনি think just because আপনি have some amazing songs in Tarzan
আপনি would be added up? Don't think so. আপনি also have to sing. Not a complete solo, remember, Belle and জুঁই don't have one(unless আপনি can count Belle reprise as a solo). আপনি just have to sing. So this explains Jane, and probably other heroines and I can't remember right now.
Requirement #4:You have to be good all through the movie
Just because I don't sing? Yes, just because Jane.
No princess ever started out "bad" then turned "good". This is why Meg from Hercules
wasn't added. She was helping Hades in the beginning, so technically, she could be considered a villain. This isn't, obviously, a good role model and Princesses are supposed to be, so she wasn't put পরবর্তি to the princesses. I still প্রণয় her though. I'd like to give credit to Swanpride
for giving me this idea.
Requirement #5:You're old enough to চুম্বন someone
Wow, okay, I guess Meg doesn't give a ____. আপনি go Meg.
I didn't know how exactly to word this. I think Pocahontas is in like her twenty's, and Snow White is thirteen, so I couldn't say আপনি have to be a teenager. আপনি just have to be old enough for your প্রণয় to be believable. This is why Wendy from Peter Pan
and Alice from Alice in Wonderland
are not added to the lineup.
Wendy, I know right? Crazy. No need to be so mad, Alice.
Do আপনি think these are pretty good requirements? If আপনি have another আপনি think is really important, please comment, I will add it if I feel like I missed it and it's a good one. Thanks for reading!