The first thing আপনি should know before proceeding is my level of what doctors call awkward disease.

I also have lack-of-proper-humor-itosis. Ha. Ha. Ha ha ha haha.

Ha.

So now that most of আপনি have run away in sheer terror, I'm Meredith. I sometimes pretend my name is Merida, but alas, I am stuck with my actual name.

I'm also a ডিজনি Princess অনুরাগী to state the obvious, and I'm 13. I like টেলিভিশন and books. And food.

But Disney, man.

So um, yes. I'm new to this shindig (???) but I hope আপনি at least pretend to not hate me.

That's basically the sum of my existence so...

Hi?