The only thing I still come on this club to do. Let's begin. ****Warnings:****
This can get kind of hard to read sometimes and we're sorry, but we're also lazy. And lots of language. Oops. We're pretty immature, sorry about that! I hope আপনি enjoy! 11. Snow White
BelleOlive: WELLL I SAW SNOW WHITE BEING LAST FROM A MILE AWAY
LanaQueen: I knew Snow would place here. But she's a precious little snowflake so I feel bad..
LanaQueen: ....Except I also placed her last. Heh, heh...
darby: wow bringing out the italics someones mad
Hajirah: Oh, is that how we're doing it?
BelleOlive: I loved it that one time in our প্রবন্ধ like this when mary was like "hate y'all"
darby: um snow white is very cute but her অ্যানিমেশন prevents her from being really pretty tbh
Maresy.: Snow was like eighth on mine cuz a couple of these gals #ugly.
Hajirah: Snow White's face was just animated at a time where animated women weren't exactly made to look gorgeous.
darby: shes got creepy eyelashes
darby: and she looks 10
BelleOlive: she looks 9
Hajirah: It's 'cause she is 10, Darby the Pedo.
Maresy.: That's part of the appeal.
darby: for who??
Maresy.: Okay I'm taking that out যীশু christ.
BelleOlive: SO YOU'RE THE PEDO
Hajirah: It was a pretty good try, nonetheless. She's def prettier than Betty Boop.
BelleOlive: like an 8 বছর old in her mom's make-up
LanaQueen: Her personality is cute as a button but she's just too childish to be any prettier to me.
darby: i’m sure your dp club pedo loves her
Maresy.: THIS FLY WILL NOT LEAVE MY ROOM.
Maresy.: I AM NOT A PEDO CUZ I প্রণয় SNOW WHITE.
Maresy.: She's a beautiful girl!
darby: I DIDN’T SAY THAT
LanaQueen: MARY THE PEDO!
Hajirah: They animated her smile really well when she's picking ফুলেরডালি and enjoying the dwarves' performance.
LanaQueen: IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
darby: she has a really pretty smile
Hajirah: A smile is what makes a girl pretty for me.
darby: i’ll give that 2 her
LanaQueen: Her eyes can be so creepy at times.
LanaQueen: I'm like, stahpppp. Don't stare into my soul like that!
darby: also am i the only gay one here bc that means my opinion is Law
darby: marys a pedo bc i ব্যক্ত so
LanaQueen: Olivia is attracted to pans so.
Hajirah: I do like the attention to detail the animators gave with her face being white as snow, lips as red as a... rose (?), very accurate to the original tale.
Hajirah: ALRIGHTY THEN, I'm done yabbering. Hey, KL, if you’re পাঠ করা this. Yes, I’m using your slang.
Maresy.: Okay onto the পরবর্তি one!
LanaQueen: Yeah I like Snow White's color palette.
darby: yeah on a different face it’d be pretty
BelleOlive: I like her রঙ too
LanaQueen: Oh wow. 10. Ariel
darby: ALIEN HEAD ALIEN HEAD ALIEN HEAD
BelleOlive: আপনি WAIT
LanaQueen: I didn't expect Ariel to be this low.
BelleOlive: UNTIL WE'RE READY
LanaQueen: I want a reprise of TLM where Ariel wants to be an Alien instead.
LanaQueen: She'd fit much better there.
darby: I HATE HOW ARIEL LOOKS EXCEPT LIKE IN PART OF PART OF YOUR WORLD SHES SO CREEPY LOOOKING OTHERWISE
BelleOlive: Haj, as slow as ever
Maresy.: Ariel is kinda weird looking but she's also pretty.
darby: she has such a baby face and a gross body i hate it
Maresy.: Those টমেটো lips.
LanaQueen: She's actually pretty in some frames.
LanaQueen: And others she creeps me out.
LanaQueen: I mostly hate her hair though.
BelleOlive: none of us like Ariel so we're probably taking that out on her looks
Hajirah: I প্রণয় Ariel.
darby: i প্রণয় ariel????
Hajirah: She's my fave!
Hajirah: And she's gorgeous.
darby: shes my baby she's just a lil ugly
LanaQueen: We all seem so biased.
LanaQueen: Except Darby.
LanaQueen: But the rest of us = Biased.
Maresy.: Who cares at this point.
Hajirah: Her smile is sooo great. She's basically animated to be every 90s kid's wet dream with those manic pixie girl teas.
LanaQueen: Her smile is easily her best feature.
Hajirah: Her hair's beautiful. Thick, luscious, and it's animated really well underwater.
Hajirah: It's just as unrealistically perfect out of water, too.
LanaQueen: Hair though.
Maresy.: "90s Kid's wet dream."
Maresy.: But it was 1989.
BelleOlive: She's like a ডিজনি sailor moon character
BelleOlive: with red গাধা hair
LanaQueen: It's like ketchup!
BelleOlive: Idk she looks so dough-eyed, I can't
darby: the bangs
LanaQueen: Put her on my hotdog!
Hajirah: Her bangs are genius.
LanaQueen: My burger needs some of her hair!
Maresy.: Ketchup is disgusting and so is Ariel.
LanaQueen: And her bangs are god awful.
LanaQueen: They're like a helmet.
Hajirah: Her visuals are innocent yet kind of hot. I feel weird saying this shit. But it's true! She's naive, she's always smiling, but there's something of a bombshell with it. Wow, shut up, Hajirah.
LanaQueen: Her lips are too red for me too.
LanaQueen: It's like cool it on the makeup young lady.
darby: she’s my ugly ketchup baby
LanaQueen: I see both her and Snow White have been raiding their mothers’s makeup.
Maresy.: I agree with the last part of that.
Hajirah: Her face shape's perfect, too.
darby: so the hajirah isnt as straight as previously assumed
LanaQueen: Hajirah is also attracted to pans.
Hajirah: I'm as straight as as rug.
Hajirah: An আফগান rug, if আপনি will.
LanaQueen: Aladdin's rug turns Hajirah on confirmed.
BelleOlive: I would bang Aladdin's rug, no joke
Maresy.: Stop. There are children on ফ্যানপপ Olivia.
LanaQueen: Okay but despite Ariel's hair and lips she's kind of bland looking???
darby: i would have been happy going my whole life without পাঠ করা that
LanaQueen: The rest of her face is just...nothing.
BelleOlive: I agree, she's bland looking
BelleOlive: like a generic cartoon princess
Hajirah: Oh, well, I'm late. I mean with responding to Olivia. Not in cumming.
LanaQueen: Let's all sign a petition to get Hajirah to shut up. 9. Mulan
Hajirah: Sorry, Mu-mu. Gurl, আপনি deserve better than that.
darby: মুলান is a qt
BelleOlive: মুলান is cute. I প্রণয় her lips. so shapely so nice. beautiful পীচ shade
Maresy.: মুলান is actually really pretty.
darby: i প্রণয় her eyes they are muy bonita
BelleOlive: I like her slanted eyes. They allure me.
LanaQueen: মুলান is usually an average Jane look but I প্রণয় that.
Hajirah: Honestly, all of the DPs (Maybe even Merida) are pretty attractive in me. Including Mulan. But she spends most of the movie in styling that just doesn't make me think she's pretty, so it's not really her face that's the problem. It's the fact that she's a character that isn't supposed ot be eye-candy, but is a strong, independent woman, that doesn't take shit and who's actions really matter আরো than her being pretty. And if আপনি think about it, that's not really a problem.
darby: exactly hajirah
darby: and she looks pretty in motion especially with her long hair
BelleOlive: her lippppppssssss
LanaQueen: She lookalike an average girl who's just super freaking attractive. But not in a bland way.
BelleOlive: Yeah, মুলান shouldn't be this low
BelleOlive: we must of all had her towards the bottom middle
Hajirah: Yeah, she looks better when her lips have some colour.
LanaQueen: মুলান is the kind of girl who smiles at আপনি and looks so sweet and humble and kind that your হৃদয় melts.
Maresy.: Olivia মুলান was #9 on your list.
darby: wow expose her mary
BelleOlive: I don't appreciate being exposed
LanaQueen: She was #5 on mine I think. Her lips are perfection oh my god. The shape. The color....
Maresy.: She was #3 on mine heyhey.
LanaQueen: Her best moment is in the garden with her dad and she smiles at him.
BelleOlive: Her eyebrows are hella inconsistent like they're thin as shit in the beginning then poof she's a man WITH THICK গাধা EYEBROWS.
Hajirah: Maybe she got her eyebrows done for the matchmaker and let them grow out during the war. Which makes sense, I wouldn't trim my eyebrows when there's a fucking war.
LanaQueen: Yeah who the fuck has time for that.
darby: i think she looks the prettiest either in the very beginning অথবা during reflection
Hajirah: She was super pretty during that scene, Darby.
BelleOlive: She was 9 on my তালিকা sure, but that because I found the other princesses prettier
LanaQueen: Then don't complain about her placement! মুলান take me to heaven you're just too attractive for this world.
BelleOlive: WHEN WILL HER REFLECTION প্রদর্শনী HOW HOT SHE IS OUTSIDE 8. Merida
Hajirah: Should be lowest. Sorry.
darby: MERIDA IS GORGEOUS I HATE Y’ALL
Maresy.: I think she was like #10 on mine lmao.
BelleOlive: Merida is pretty okay
Hajirah: The girl who's the inspiration for her is pretty. Not conventionally attractive but catches your eye. She just doesn't transfer well onto the ডিজনি Silver Screen. Good hair, tho.
LanaQueen: MERIDA IS SO CUTE.
darby: her hair is WONDERFUL her eyes are SO EMOTIVE her eyelashes MAYBE AREN’T THAT GREAT her body HOOOOOOOO
LanaQueen: Merida is so unique looking I প্রণয় it.
BelleOlive: I used to প্রণয় her look, but I've realized I only প্রণয় her body
darby: wow আপনি sound like my ex
BelleOlive: oh her hair and eyes are stunning, it's not enough to save her though
LanaQueen: Darby and I will run into the sunset holding hands with babe Merida and leave আপনি idiots behind.
darby: thank আপনি Elana, they don’t deserve her
BelleOlive: Elana, আপনি like Merida's looks? That's new.
LanaQueen: I've always loved her looks actually. Her hair is the best DP hair. Her body is realistic and great. Her eye color is WOW.
LanaQueen: Her smile is contagious.
darby: and when her hair is wet UMM HOO BOI
LanaQueen: THAT'S MY পছন্দ DARBS.
Hajirah: Her jawline's practically non-existent.
Maresy.: Merida looking like a bowling ball.
LanaQueen: Her nose is the worst feature, but I'm a Jew who am I to care about noses.
darby: true elana
BelleOlive: Woah, savage. 7. Belle
darby: i used to hate belle's looks but they’ve grown on me, she’s not anything special but she’s pretty
LanaQueen: Belle is such a hard case for me, because sometimes she has some really stunning shots.
BelleOlive: Her name is in my user name
LanaQueen: And then other times she's blanddddddd.
darby: her looks have plenty of parallels, actually she’s pretty average looking
Maresy.: Belle is pretty plain looking.
BelleOlive: Belle is pretty
Maresy.: Not ugly though.
BelleOlive: I think মুলান is prettier
darby: her hair’s pretty gross though
BelleOlive: but she's nice
Hajirah: That scene where she's peering at fabio's sister's painting.
darby: looking so greasy
LanaQueen: She's pretty in a, "That girl in our school hallway who's new to town might turn some heads" way.
BelleOlive: Her lips are hot.
LanaQueen: Not in a, "Let's sing a goddamn song about how hot Belle is" sorta way.
BelleOlive: I like her eyelashes.
Hajirah: Lives up to her name.
LanaQueen: And that's probably what bothers me most.
BelleOlive: I hate her hair and her eyes.
LanaQueen: She's not as attractive অথবা as unique looking as the movie wants her to be.
Maresy.: Her eyes are really pretty.
BelleOlive: She's average.
Hajirah: The animators were so pressured on making her pretty during the movie that when আপনি look at the shots individually, she looks weird and has too many derp faces.
BelleOlive: I think that's fair
Hajirah: But she's up there, one of the prettiest princesses imo.
Hajirah: Her hair is iconic.
LanaQueen: But her individual features like mouth and eyes are some of the best on any princess in all fairness.
Hajirah: That part resembles a heart.
Hajirah: Every kid wears their hair in a bow like she does to mimic her.
BelleOlive: I know some shots she looks really pretty, then some average, and some creepy.
darby: i wouldn’t say the hair is iconic
BelleOlive: I like her nose.
Maresy.: The hair is forgettable.
Maresy.: I don't think of it.
BelleOlive: Eyebrows on fleek.
LanaQueen: Right Mary.
darby: her eyebrows are nice but i prefer jasmine/mulan type brows meself
BelleOlive: Besides Snow White and Tiana, Belle has the worst hair
LanaQueen: Can we all just agree she's easy on the eyes but plain and underwhelming?
Hajirah: Maybe if her eyes were brown. But they're hazel.
LanaQueen: I প্রণয় Hazel eyes! Probably because I have them and I’m biased, whoops
BelleOlive: in some shots they appear brown.
Hajirah: অথবা a light brown. 6. Jasmine
Maresy.: She ugly.
LanaQueen: জুঁই IS THE PRETTIEST DP দ্বারা FAR.
Maresy.: I've always hated how she looks.
LanaQueen: SHE'S PERFECT.
BelleOlive: eh, she’s okay. this is a fair placement.
Hajirah: I প্রণয় her smirk. She was animated nicely, but the people that make ডিজনি merch always botch her face.
LanaQueen: Um okay Darby and my opinions are too similar.
darby: MY WOMAN. GORGEOUS LOOKING ALIEN
BelleOlive: She has Alien eyes
darby: we are the same person
LanaQueen: Hopefully Aurora will change that.
BelleOlive: a nose that I'm not really all about
Maresy.: The only reason she wasn't like #3 was because I placed her last lol.
darby: mary? i hate u
LanaQueen: Mary fuck off.
BelleOlive: her eyebrows are too thick for me
LanaQueen: I প্রণয় her eyebrows. They're a natural sort of thick.
darby: the nose is gorgeous wonderful the hair is SLJFKLJFSFJLS her eyes are lovely and she has the best eyebrows
Hajirah: Her eyebrows are usually covered দ্বারা her hair so I don't really have a problem with her face's সামগ্রিক balance.
LanaQueen: But penciled-in shit আপনি see basic bitches do sometimes.
BelleOlive: I mean it matches her hair thickness but I don't like really thick hair
darby: my only issue is with her body bc she has that ডিজনি 90s curvy stick thing going on
BelleOlive: XD curvy stick
LanaQueen: Oh gosh same Darby. Her body is her worst thing. But the face? *Mwah* on point.
Hajirah: Her nose is okay.
Maresy.: The body is the best part.
BelleOlive: I like her little waist
LanaQueen: The hairs volumes will always be my goal.
BelleOlive: unrealistic but hot
LanaQueen: Boring twig.
LanaQueen: I'm allowed to say that as a twig myself!
BelleOlive: My hair volume goals are Poca and Moana, not Jasmine
BelleOlive: too thick
LanaQueen: জুঁই is কুইন next. 5. Rapunzel
LanaQueen: Rapunzel is meh.
Hajirah: Amazing eyes.
Maresy.: Rapunzel is so pretty.
Maresy.: I প্রণয় how she looks.
LanaQueen: She's so oddly proportional.
Hajirah: Has a very sweet face overall.
BelleOlive: I think this was my exact placement for Rapunzel
Maresy.: I loveeee her eyes.
darby: i প্রণয় how she looks i প্রণয় her hair especially when it is short
darby: her body is twiggy but not too curvy which is gud
BelleOlive: I like her freckles
LanaQueen: Her eyes are so round and her body is so tiny.
darby: her eyes are too big but it works
BelleOlive: and her lips
Maresy.: Yeah it works to me.
darby: shes got such cute lil freckles and soft lips
BelleOlive: her eyes are a light green, but I don't like colorful eyes
Hajirah: I like her freckles.
LanaQueen: In later CGI চলচ্চিত্র they made the eyes less circle-like which I much prefer
BelleOlive: I like both her hair cuts, though
Hajirah: Her lips are plain and that's okay. They're thin which makes for a cute smirk!
darby: and her hair looks really good in the braid
LanaQueen: I প্রণয় her eye color but the shape really gets me.
BelleOlive: She's a cutie with a booty
LanaQueen: It creeps me out.
Maresy.: Her long hair. > Short hair.
BelleOlive: Her skiiiinnnnn
LanaQueen: The braid is the best look.
Maresy.: That's true.
BelleOlive: has anyone noticed her skin actually looks peachy?
Hajirah: Her lips are actually not as thin as remember them to be.
LanaQueen: But yeah she's just meh and generic looking overall.
BelleOlive: like sun-kissed
LanaQueen: She can be cute at times but other than that meh.
Hajirah: It's got that পরাকাষ্ঠা glow that peaches tend to have in her cheeks.
LanaQueen: Easy bottom 3 placement for me.
BelleOlive: maybe love
Maresy.: I think she was my #1.
BelleOlive: See Mary gets it
darby: আপনি know talking about her looks makes me like them more
Hajirah: My futur wife, Choi Sulli has the nickname of পীচ because of that same "blush" reason. #YesI'mPromotingHer
Maresy.: Anyways, onto #4! 4. Aurora
Maresy.: She really isn't that pretty.
Hajirah: Gorgeous, the prettiest.
BelleOlive: she beautiful
Maresy.: She's okay though.
LanaQueen: Aurora is the hardest for me to talk about in looks hands down.
darby: aurora my sunshine princess
BelleOlive: Aurora's face is pretty angular
LanaQueen: Because I GET why people like her looks so much. I really do. But she just doesn't work for me.
LanaQueen: When she smiles I'm like, eh.
darby: shes got some really nice bone structure, বেগুনী EYES, and her hair has such good অ্যানিমেশন im crying thinking about it
LanaQueen: When she moves I do like her আরো though because she's so graceful.
Hajirah: A classy beauty, with very creatively drawn, curvy hair that balances the pointy features of her face.
darby: she looks better in motion than in a picture tbh. আপনি have to see the hair moving and the face moving to really appreciate hr
LanaQueen: Aurora's color palette minus the eyes bothers me too.
BelleOlive: Aurora is gorgeous
LanaQueen: Wait who were we talking about?
BelleOlive: what was it Haj 3. Cinderella
LanaQueen: Aurora? Oh yeah, doesn't do it for me.
Hajirah: Oh, Addiction. I had to খুঁজুন that up.
LanaQueen: সিন্ড্রেলা is so classy.
Hajirah: It's pretty messed up! The rich guy even kidnaps the poor but hotter dude!
Maresy.: সিন্ড্রেলা is really pretty.
darby: সিন্ড্রেলা is lovely i প্রণয় সিন্ড্রেলা her hair kinda looks like রুটি but i still think it works
darby: shut up haj
Maresy.: She's শীর্ষ five for me, definitely.
BelleOlive: I really like how we get off track for this article
LanaQueen: She's simple but elegant.
Maresy.: Yeah her hair does look like bread.
darby: um her eyes are creepy
BelleOlive: সিন্ড্রেলা is gorgeous
Hajirah: সিন্ড্রেলা has a great smile.
LanaQueen: I প্রণয় her eyes!
Maresy.: But I also like it.
BelleOlive: rags cannot hid her gentle grace
LanaQueen: Her smile melts your heart.
BelleOlive: no wait that's Snow White
Hajirah: That scene when she's smiling at Gus Gus.
BelleOlive: Her lips are so perf, her eyes are dazzling, her hair is shit, but her whole face is *melts* beautiful
LanaQueen: Her hair isn't bad.
LanaQueen: It has a nice color and when it's down the fluff is kinda cool.
Hajirah: She probably has the most consistent face, in the time period of inconsistent faces of DPs.
BelleOlive: I guess her hair isn't that bad
LanaQueen: সিন্ড্রেলা gets the skinny body right.
LanaQueen: Like take notes other princesses.
BelleOlive: it's pretty fluffy and blode
BelleOlive: blonde 2. Tiana
BelleOlive: Okay Tia
darby: MY অ্যাঞ্জেল MY EVERYTHING MI AMOR
BelleOlive: she shouldn't be this high honestly
Hajirah: Fucking pretty. She an Naveen are such a visual powercouple.
BelleOlive: I প্রণয় Tia, আপনি know I do. But she's not that pretty
Maresy.: Tiana is super pretty.
darby: A GORGEOUS CREATION OF THE ANIMATED WORLD
LanaQueen: Tiana is a goddamn goddess.
Hajirah: Her eyes. Her dimples. Her wide smile.
LanaQueen: She's my পছন্দ of the simple looking princesses.
darby: HER SMILE ENDS WARS, HER DIMPLES CREATE FLOWERS, HER EYES SPARKLE LIKE EVANGELINE
LanaQueen: Her smile is the best DP smile hands down. It's so expressive and DEM DIMPLES. *Police officers are angry* *Tiana walks up and smiles* *Stops the fight*
Hajirah: Brought to আপনি দ্বারা Pepsi!
BelleOlive: I like her skin, her dimples and her smile
but I hate her hair
BelleOlive: and her eyes
BelleOlive: and her face is kinda different
darby: her hair is the কুইন of wasted potential she truly deserved to wear it loose at the end and let the world see her majesty
Maresy.: She was শীর্ষ four on everybody's lists দ্বারা the way.
Maresy.: No haters!
Hajirah: She slays every outfit she gets, bland medieval styling and all.
LanaQueen: I প্রণয় Tiana's outfits. 1920's New Orleans Jazz look is amazing.
darby: also her nose is cute as a button what a wonderful face
LanaQueen: Her nose makes her stand out from other DP's and it's great.
LanaQueen: আরো princesses with big noses please!
BelleOlive: I প্রণয় her and some of her features, but all together I don't think she's সেকেন্ড place material
BelleOlive: her eyes are too shapely for me
Hajirah: ডিজনি gave black excellence. She is gorgeous, and among the most hard-working DPs.
darby: i'm going to personally shake the hand of every animator who created her because she's just that much of a gift
Hajirah: She's got the face of royalty imo. She oozes class.
Hajirah: Her smile is so sparkly and like a movie stars. Not every DP has that!
Maresy.: Okay... #1!
darby: wait also also her skin is so gorgeous looking and she stands out in every outfit she has
darby: wow im so gay
Hajirah: You're as gay as Joy from Inside Out.
LanaQueen: Sadness was the actual lesbian.
darby: um joy and sadness are dating 1. Pocahontas
LanaQueen: POCA YES.
Hajirah: Ew Poca.
Hajirah: I mean, she's stunning.
Hajirah: But number one?
LanaQueen: She deserves number one.
LanaQueen: She fucking deserves it.
darby: i may have screamed about tiana but pocahontas is my number one
LanaQueen: She's the most unique looking DP and it paid off.
Maresy.: Poca was #7 with HajiBear.
Maresy.: But she was শীর্ষ two with like everybody else so.
Hajirah: I actually think she's really pretty but doesn't put up with other competition.
LanaQueen: Pocahontas is my #2 but is really damn close.
darby: the lips ALONE make her deserve number 1 christ
Maresy.: Pocahontas INVENTED the হাঁস face.
BelleOlive: She got a bad case of মাছ lips
BelleOlive: but she's stunning. I প্রণয় her body.
LanaQueen: Her হাঁস face broke new grounds.
LanaQueen: Her eyes stare deep into your soul.
darby: her skin is so gorgeous, her hair is smooth and soft and long, her lips are so full and WOW, um i প্রণয় her eyes even though i used to hate them and i just প্রণয় her
LanaQueen: Her body might just be her best thing.
Maresy.: She's got the best DP body.
Hajirah: Yesss... she does
Maresy.: Her lips are fine.
LanaQueen: They work on her.
Hajirah: I প্রণয় her lips.
LanaQueen: HER EYEBROWS ARE FREAKING কমলা AND POCA PULLS IT OFF.
LanaQueen: She's such a mishmash of যেভাবে খুশী things BUT PULLS IT OFF.
darby: also her jawline??? cut me with it
BelleOlive: Her hair is goals (as I've said), her body is hot, her lips are plump (that's an awkward word), her eyes are exotic
BelleOlive: She could cut me any day
Hajirah: She looks ethereal, tbh, I should've put জুঁই lower.
Maresy.: আপনি should have.
LanaQueen: If any princess was an actual goddess it'd be Poca.
Hajirah: She has grace and a bold look to her.
LanaQueen: Pocahontas please call me. Let's stare poetically at যেভাবে খুশী shit together.