সিন্ড্রেলা and Prince Charming had just enjoyed the most wonderfully romantic honeymoon. They had ridden white ঘোড়া বিষয়ক together on the beach. They had stayed up until midnight each evening staring at the stars. সিন্ড্রেলা knew it was all thanks to her friend Princess Pea, who was awaiting their return at the palace. And on that দিন where সিন্ড্রেলা and her prince returned to the kingdom in their carriage, সিন্ড্রেলা was quickly reminded that even happily ever after has a few kinks.
"CINDERELLA!" Princess মটর screamed. "Okay, don't be mad but while আপনি were gone I flooded your bathroom!"
"Oh dear, is that all?"
"Yes..." Princess মটর lied. "Okay, no. The water seeped through the ceiling and the debris landed on the king's statue on the floor below."
"Gosh, well, can the statue be replaced?"
"Of course!" মটর lied. "Okay, not really...you see it was hand-carved দ্বারা some artist from a foreign land. It was the king's most valuable possesion...which to me is a little pathetic. In my kingdom back home, we had ten statues per corridor that were all much higher in value. So Cindy, I hope your hubby's good in বিছানা because his দুর্গ is a tad on the cheap side. It only has twenty-eight ballrooms!"
"You're mean," ব্যক্ত Prince Charming sulkily. He walked inside.
"So how was the vacay, Cindy?" asked Pea, signaling সিন্ড্রেলা to sit with her on a bench. "Tell me everything."
"It was really romantic," সিন্ড্রেলা ব্যক্ত dreamily, "we went horseback-"
"I'm bored, wanna hear what happened to me while আপনি were gone?"
"Sure," ব্যক্ত সিন্ড্রেলা struggling to maintain her sweet nature.
"Well, these little rats started yelling 'Where's Cinderellie' at me so I tried to hit them with a ঝাড়ু but they escaped. Don't worry though, I called an exterminator."
"Oh no! Jaq! Gus!" সিন্ড্রেলা ran into the kingdom.
"Geez, maybe she had a bad experience with the exterminator as a child..." মটর considered aloud.
That night, Princess মটর brushed her teeth and headed to her guest bedroom. While she was on her way down the hall, she overheard the king talking to Cinderella.
"Get that girl out of here!" ব্যক্ত the king. "She has done nothing but cause trouble since she arrived!"
"But she's my friend, your highness," replied Cinderella. "I know she can be a little up-front but she has a good heart."
It suddenly occured to Peanalita that she was ruining Cinderella's happy ending. She ran to her room and threw herself onto the বিছানা in tears, much like every other princess has at some point.
"Don't lose faith, child," ব্যক্ত a voice.
"AAAAAAAAAH!" screamed মটর when she realized there was a chubby old woman in a ছদ্মবেশ sitting on the end of the bed. "Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Cinderella's fairy godmother...but I thought আপনি could use a hand. অথবা rather...a magic wand."
"You mean, আপনি can do magic? Oh! Make me look like Jessica Alba!"
"I'm afraid my magic doesn't work that way," replied the woman. "I can only do magic that comes from the heart."
"What kind of fairy godmother are you? You're good for nothing except Twinkie Eating Contests..." remarked Pea. "You know what? I'm out of here. I'll visit Cindy in a few months when her happily ever after has faded a bit and she realizes I'm আরো fun to hang out with than that husband of hers who has less personality than a wet sock! Give me that wand!" Princess মটর snatched the wand.
"Princess Pea, be careful!" warned the Fairy Godmother. "My wand interprets everything আপনি wish for literally!"
"Can it, Granny," ব্যক্ত Pea. She pointed the wand at herself. "Take me to a kingdom with a sexy bachelor prince...a beautiful kingdom that will completely take my breath away. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!"
Suddenly, glitter and magic dust circled Princess Pea. It transported her through a swirl of রামধনু colours...suddenly she found herself in what she'd asked for...a place that took her breath away. Unfortunately for Pea, she'd never learned how to swim.

(End Of Part 8)