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 "My stepmother tried to kill me? Really? That's a shame...want some pie?"
"My stepmother tried to kill me? Really? That's a shame...want some pie?"
Okay, this is about the princesses and their flaws অথবা mistakes, and how each and every one either annoyed me অথবা just made me laugh. And yes I know that without these mistakes there would've been no movie...but that doesn't excuse the fact that they are so damn obvious that they make Paris Hilton look like Einstein. These are in order of my favourite princesses.

Snow White

Her sweetness! I mean really watching Snow White now I'm older was just a toothache. The girl should honestly be traumatized...her stepmother tried to kill her! Instead she cries for a little while, finds a cottage and everything is all better? Oh and not to mention that she becomes pretty much a stereotypical housewife for the dwarves (Bigamy much?). Doesn't get anymore cookie cutter than that.
 "Ooh shiny green light...I want it!"
"Ooh shiny green light...I want it!"

Aurora

A Mary-Sue and a বার্বি mixed into one. How...delightfully frustrating. Only thing that I could remember liking about Aurora was her beauty and her voice apart from that she is just completely devoid of character, oh and let's not forget her magpie-like tendencies. Seriously she dies because she gets hypnotized দ্বারা something SHINY?!

 "I'll forget the fact that she's not my mother and listen to her anyway...would they notice if I spit in their tea?"
"I'll forget the fact that she's not my mother and listen to her anyway...would they notice if I spit in their tea?"

Cinderella

Her obedience. Seriously pissed me off, I mean yeah I know respect for your elders and all but she was getting abused. Why didn't she try to do something? After all Lady Tremaine isn't her mother, she didn't have to listen to her. She could be all "shut up bitch, আপনি ain't my momma...want something get it your own damn self!" Probably subsequently getting herself kicked out. Oh well it worked out well for her in the end I suppose. Also making it so damn obvious that she was happy about something, really? Couldn't আপনি at least try to be as miserable as আপনি usually were? I mean surely she knew that someone was bound to notice right?

 "That Eric is SO fine! I'd totally give up my tail for him...now where did I put that chainsaw?"
"That Eric is SO fine! I'd totally give up my tail for him...now where did I put that chainsaw?"

Ariel

The most obvious was making a deal with Ursula, she knew the octopus was evil and yet she still made an agreement with her. All because of some hot guy I mean yeah Eric's hot and all but...no I wouldn't go near Ursula because of him. Another one was the fact that she didn't just grab the guy and চুম্বন him when she had the chance. Would've made some sort of statement don't আপনি think? And if they were truly meant to be then he would've liked it.

 "Okay I gotta make this quick because if the Beast finds me here he'll totally rip my head off...ooh a shiny rose."
"Okay I gotta make this quick because if the Beast finds me here he'll totally rip my head off...ooh a shiny rose."

Belle

Going into the West Wing. Doesn't get আরো stupid than that...a big scary beast who could very well rip আপনি in half tells আপনি not to go into the West Wing, yet আপনি go. Someone obviously has a death wish. Also WTF was she thinking on প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে everyone the beast and thinking they would listen to her when she told them he was kind? A kind monster? Doubt it. Another one with magpie-like tendencies, sees a shiny rose and just had to touch it never mind not knowing what it could actually do to her.

 "No, no, no I will never sit down...if I sit down the whole world will implode!"
"No, no, no I will never sit down...if I sit down the whole world will implode!"

Tiana

The fact that she thought it was actually Naveen marrying Charlotte. They hadn't actually been in the city that long for him to have gotten transformed back into a human and propose and organize the wedding THAT quickly. They didn't even know that fat guy whose name escapes me as of now was impersonating him. Sigh...

 "Yeah bitches I'm so outta here, damn it I forgot the money."
"Yeah bitches I'm so outta here, damn it I forgot the money."

Jasmine

Leaving the palace with no money. Dumbass! I know she's sheltered and all but she should know that she has to pay for stuff right? That is how the world works after all I mean that big expensive palace she lives in didn't just fall out of the sky. And not realizing that Jafar was hypnotizing her father when he was doing it right in front of her! I mean...WTF? And আলাদীন figures it out in two seconds.

 "They totally won't tell I'm a girl...man if guy-me was real, I would so তারিখ me."
"They totally won't tell I'm a girl...man if guy-me was real, I would so তারিখ me."

Mulan

I প্রণয় মুলান I really do and I admire what she did. But it was obvious that she didn't really put too much thought into it. For one she doesn't know the first ting about being a guy...they were bound to notice that she was a little "different". But her attempts to act like a guy were priceless!

 "I প্রণয় আপনি and even though I spent the entire movie protecting you, I'll allow আপনি to fuck off to God knows where."
"I প্রণয় আপনি and even though I spent the entire movie protecting you, I'll allow আপনি to fuck off to God knows where."

Pocahontas

For not realizing all along what she had to do. It was so freaking obvious, she had spent the whoe portion of the movie convincing John Smith to have respect for her people and her culture and yet she didn't know what to do after he was carried away from her. And then after it's all over she just simply lets him go away. It's like yeah thanks for the smooch bye now! WTF?! I understand her reasons but she easily could've had him in the সেকেন্ড movie, instead she picks John Rolfe. What a replacement! History sucks sometimes.
Lately, there has been some discussion on here about princesses and their personalities- specifically whether certain princesses have personalities অথবা whether they have sufficiently rounded personalities. I thought it would be a good idea to actually look at the personalities and the different dimensions to them to get a clearer picture of just how well-developed the princesses are as characters. This is not an প্রবন্ধ about whether the princess is introverted অথবা extroverted অথবা personality type (I’ll leave that to LightningRed,) but the personality traits of the princesses. I will be looking...
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I've been meaning to make this তালিকা for a long time and now it's official. First of all I wanna give credit to BelleAnastasia for letting me use her images. This is sort of unique and different from most peoples list, I'm sort of use to that. I probably won't be able to say much because I'm a strait guy who doesn't really know much about fashion. So please leave a মতামত on what আপনি think, enjoy.

10.Belle

I promise that I'm not being biased and I honestly find her the worst dressed. I hate all her outfits, except the পরাকাষ্ঠা dress. The পরাকাষ্ঠা dress is such a pretty and simple design. I love...
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PLEASE READ!! This was a long, hard, highly debated countdown. (hahahaha...i ব্যক্ত "long" and "hard") On each princess picture, I have a link to the score I think is the best of each princess movie.

 I'm not putting a score for this one. They all suck.
I'm not putting a score for this one. They all suck.

9.The Princess and the Frog
This is what আপনি get when আপনি replace Alan Menken with Randy Newman. A stupid backround score that's generic and basically an instrumental version of the songs. Even when রশ্মি dies, instead of being sad it was just sort of bland. The only minorly inspiring backround piece was where Tiana & Naveen transformed,...
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posted by Straggy
 Who will come out on top? Well, you'll just have to read it. >:I
Who will come out on top? Well, you'll just have to read it. >:I
Everyone else was doing it, so why not?
Some people even say that they like my মতামত on things because they find it funny. Meh, whatever, I just say it how it is.
I think I'm going to start in the customary way, দ্বারা working from the bottom to the top.
Yes, I swear. Because I'm not 5. If আপনি have a problem with that, then আপনি really need to get off the Internet.




9) Belle
 Her looks have আরো than one parallel.
Her looks have আরো than one parallel.

Yes, Belle. I really hate her, in case আপনি didn't get that yet. I hate her voice, I hate her songs, I hate her personality and I hate her clothes. She's plain and boring and I just dislike...
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Feminist scholars have divided ডিজনি heroines into four groups: The Classics, The Good Daughters, The Princesses, and The Tough Girls. I'm going to tackle each group one at a time, and it's only fair to start with the ones who started it all: Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora.
The original princesses have very similar personalities and traits. They are all kindhearted, innocent, beautiful, asexual, goodnatured, and musical, and two of them (Snow White and Cinderella) are used to forced physical labor. (We can probably assume that Aurora has seen her share of labor because of her peasant...
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10. Snow White and The Prince
Nothing against Snow White, but her and the Prince just didn't have anything going on. Not only did they just look at each other and fall in প্রণয় (although I loved that he sang to her), but the Prince made no effort to find Snow White after their first meeting. Although she was in hiding, আপনি would think আপনি would hear some word go around. I mean he's the fricken prince, he has all the power to find her.

9. Cinderella and Prince Charming
Once again, not much going on with these two. They dance for a while so I guess that's a step up from Snow White and her Prince,...
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