Which one will rise to the top this time?
Here are the long-awaited results of my trailer countdown. I was on holiday, went to Disneyland Paris, couldn't be bothered to make it. আপনি know how shit happens. Should I put the swearing warning here now অথবা leave it until later? Actually, who cares?
Ah, yes. Movie trailers. Everyone sits at প্রথমপাতা অথবা in the cinema and sees a trailer. It's that little piece of enticing footage that makes আপনি go "MUST SEE THAT FILM! MOTHER, BOOK THE CINEMA TICKETS! BOOK THEM NOW!". And as my mum always says, they put the best bits in the trailer so if the trailer sucks then the film does too. অথবা maybe that's just because she's grouchy and doesn't like watching films much. Anyway, moving on. This is the first countdown to include Tangled, because the trailer has already been released. Sometimes, I feel like I'm the only person that's actually excited for that movie. >:I
On with the results!
Oh, before I forget, all of these trailers are the original theatrical trailers and the link to them is available দ্বারা clicking the name of the film. Because I'm cool like that.
Oh, animal friends, they hate us! They really hate us!
Snow White came last? What is this blasphemy?!
Well, it was 1937. How many amazing trailers have আপনি seen that are that old? Fair dos though, it is rather sweet. It has this cute little introduction to the characters দ্বারা Walt Disney. Still, it wasn't all that interesting. It was আরো like a documentary than a trailer. Though, I don't think people in 1937 needed much prodding to go see the first ever animated feature film.
"Snow White's is cute..." - PrincessLullaby
"This trailer is so dated... it was made at least fifty years before any of the others." - AllegroGiocoso
"I like the oldy timey ness of Snow White's trailer. It's cool." - Founten
"Why does everyone hate Snow White? I প্রণয় her trailer!" - TheTrueNessie
This is all your fault, আপনি drunken snob!
Poor Sleeping Beauty. Many people consider it to be boring anyway, but this long-winded dull trailer certainly wasn't going to make anyone jump up for joy. It wouldn't surprise me if they used it as a cure for insomnia.
"[Sleeping Beauty is] probably my least পছন্দ trailer. It's dull & uneventful." - PrincessLullaby
"It's too long and drawn out." - firegirl1515
"Not as interesting as the others in my opinion..." - AllegroGiocoso
"Yeah, it drags." - TigerRanma
Why couldn't that Fairy Godmother spend আরো time on my blasted trailer?
Oh, what a surprise, all the classic trailers went first. I suppose at a time when almost all cinema was magical, আপনি really didn't have to persuade people to pick one from a large choice. Especially seeing as there was probably one screen for a week and it was see that অথবা nothing. Anyway, this one is very mysterious. Very short and doesn't give আপনি any real information about it. It confused people rather than getting them interested.
"I wonder why Cinderella's trailer is so short... It's cute, but it's very short." - PrincessLullaby
And they think I'm the irritating one? Gah, did they miss all your scenes, Flynn?
I really can't believe this went out so soon! I had it down as the winner. It's spunky, fun, has a great song to accompany it and actually makes me want to get off my arse and go watch it. A lot of people didn't like it because they didn't like Rapunzel. I have a feeling some people voted for it just because it's 3D and they're feeling butthurt about it. Pfft.
"There is only one thing I like about this trailer and that is Rapunzel's pet. I wish I could say that I was glad when the trailer was over, but I just feel that every time I watch the trailer, my time has been wasted and a bit of my soul dies. I like Pink, but I've just never been much of a অনুরাগী of the song Trouble. I guess Flynn isn't that bad looking, but I don't think he's that cute either. Then, আপনি have Rapunzel herself. If she becomes a ডিজনি Princess, then at this point in time, she's my least favorite. There's just something about her that bugs me. But who knows, maybe it will be a really good movie with just bad trailers. I'll try to stay open-minded until I see it. I'll probably have to wait until I get it on DVD because I usually প্রণয় everything I watch in a movie theater." - VGFan30
"I প্রণয় the ট্যাঙ্গেল্ড trailer. It makes me হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ so hard and I adore Trouble. Plus, that Flynn is getting better-looking every time I watch it. I প্রণয় his snappy little "LOL HAVE FUN IN JAIL, LOSER!" attitude." - Straggy
"Rapunzel's little chameleon is cute." - TigerRanma
"The ট্যাঙ্গেল্ড trailer made me laugh." - kiraragirl200
"I cringe whenever I see it. "She's been grounded...for like ever!" What in the hell? Tacky tacky tacky!" - kenzieiscool
Oh, I can't believe this! They don't like me, they don't like my movie, AND THEY DON'T LIKE MY TRAILER? Hey, at least I'm 2D!
There is something seriously wrong with the world for this to leave so soon. This trailer is so fun and cute. It has that wonderful intro with the other চলচ্চিত্র which I absolutely adore. It's so funny and really makes আপনি want to go see it. There's just the right amount of mystery and it includes that wonderful bit with Naveen where he goes "Kissing would be nice, yes?" which I've been irritating my mother with using my Frog!Naveen cuddly toy.
"PATF's is really charming! (I like it better than the actual movie....lol)" - PrincessLullaby
"Okay, this is really hard because I grew up with pretty much all of these. They are my childhood and I think I'm going to be biased. Bye, The Princess and the Frog." - TigerRanma
"I don't understand the ভোট for the PATF trailer. I really like it! It's one of the আরো unique trailers... Beauty and the Beast's, Aladdin's, and The Little Mermaid's are kind of boring. Pocahontas's is interesting, and Mulan's is just great." - AllegroGiocoso
"PaTF is gone? Aww :(" - MadisonSavanna
"Why is The Princess and The Frog's gone? That one was so charming if আপনি ask me." - AllegroGiocoso
But Aladdin, how ever will I be able to প্রদর্শনী my face at HQ again when all we beat were the classics and the newbies?
Oh joy, we've entered the world of the tacky Renaissance voice-over. Ugh. Why the hell did they think a guy with such an irritating voice telling us the whole storyline in such a cheesy way would be good? D:
That being ব্যক্ত though, the rest of the trailer is rather good and this is one of the better Renaissance ones.
"It's fun and pizazzy, but otherwise very conventional. Nothing special about it." - PrincessLullaby
"Bland..." - AllegroGiocoso
*sigh* This would have been আরো successful if our trailer was produced in the form of a novel...
Personally, I think this should have gone out long ago. It just tells আপনি the whole story and whilst it's interesting, আপনি don't really have to watch the film to know what's going to happen. It sort of... ruins it. Damn trailers.
"BATB is very conventional and shows আরো the pizazz of the movie than the mysteriousness." - PrincessLullaby
What is a trailer and why do they think mine - what's the word - sucks?
This was incredibly close and only just went out in the tie breaker. The beginning of this is rather sweet and it's like the PatF one. It talks about ডিজনি and shows other films and it has Ariel গান গাওয়া in the background. But then it gets rather cheesy thanks to Mr Voice-over. Plus, there are parts where they had to change what the characters are saying in order for it to make sense... And আপনি can tell that it's not the real voice actors talking for part of it. I do like the end though with the big climactic Ariel splash.
"Little Mermaid is pretty in the beginning with the voice in the backround, then when under the sea starts, it gets sort of cheesy." - PrincessLullaby
"Definitely the worst!" - Anaji
"Okay...BLAND trailer." - AllegroGiocoso
"It doesn't make the Little Mermaid look like as great as a film as it is." - kenzieiscool
So long শীর্ষ spot... I'll miss you, although we've never met.
This trailer seemed to be either loved অথবা hated দ্বারা Fanpoppers. So Pocahontas is officially the marmite trailer here. However, there seemed to be আরো people that loved it than hated it.
Although it still has that tacky voice-over guy, the things he says are much আরো mysterious and interesting. The clips are really well-used as well and it has all the aspects of humour, romance and action. I also প্রণয় how the clips match up to the timings in the song. It is rather exciting and I agree with it getting far.
"[Pocahontas is] very, very good if আপনি ask me..." - AllegroGiocoso
prefer the Pocahontas trailer." - firegirl1515
"WHY IS THIS STILL HERE?" - percyandpotter
The greatest gift and honour is having আপনি for a daughter... Because আপনি totally made our trailer amazing with your complete lack of obedience!
Right from the start, people were backing মুলান to win. It's mysterious, much আরো so than the others, and THERE'S NO TACKY VOICE-OVER MAN! Oh, there is a God! Some people disliked the lack of humour, but I thought it was a pretty smart trailer overall. It got আপনি interested and it just looks so cool and action-packed. This is definitely a result that most people will agree with.
"The মুলান one should win. It's mysterious, heartfelt, dark (as dark as a ডিজনি trailer could be) and potent. I প্রণয় it!" - PrincessLullaby
"I প্রণয় the impressive background সঙ্গীত in the first part of the মুলান trailer. The dialogue is আরো interesting too if আপনি ask me." - AllegroGiocoso
"I remember how much the মুলান trailer pumped me up when I was little!" - dancing_dear
"[Pocahontas] included songs and gave আপনি a sense of what the movie is about, whereas the মুলান one tries to make it look like a serious movie (WTF is this, The Dark Knight অথবা something?) and leaves out all of the funny characters and songs. মুলান is often called the funniest princess movie- why couldn't they have put some of the humor in it, অথবা explained the story a bit more?" - firegirl1515
"I like how the মুলান one is short and mysterious :)" - MadisonSavanna
Scarier than the undertaker, we are meeting our Matchmaker!
Gotta look just right for my loving audience...
Today's to-do list: Show the whole of the male population up by doing their jobs better with half the effort. Star in an amazing trailer. Save China.