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Hitler throws his pencils of doom at Mitt Romney

posted by sturmelle15

My furher, who will be your পরবর্তি target? asked Jodl I will plan to attend a meeting held দ্বারা Mitt Romney. Little will Romney know is that I will really attend to throw my pencils at him until it's too late. ব্যক্ত Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will drive me to the nearest place in Germany where Romney will be. asked Hitler My fuhrer, Mitt Romney will be in Munich, Germany. ব্যক্ত Steiner Fine. We'll go to Munich, Germany. ব্যক্ত Hitler My fuhrer, আপনি shouldn't throw your pencils at Mitt Romney. objected Jodl Damnit, Jodl. Don't start with me with objecting to my plan. Object...

Hitler and বন্ধু go to Muscetong River

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My fuhrer, what are আপনি planning to do now? asked Jodl To find the Musconetcong River Mantis Man and prove to আপনি and the rest of the bunker crew that it does exist. ব্যক্ত Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will meet us when we arrive at the river. ব্যক্ত Hitler I think আপনি should find some মাছ for me while you're at it. ব্যক্ত Krebs Fine. I'll find some মাছ for you. ব্যক্ত Hitler My fuhrer, i object to আপনি proving this thing's existence. ব্যক্ত Jodl Damnit Jodl! I thought আপনি were in favor of this plan! ব্যক্ত Hitler I'm not. Because i believe আপনি won't find this creature. ব্যক্ত Jodl If praying mantises are real, then this thing must be too! ব্যক্ত Hitler (An ঘন্টা later) "Huh?" YAH! WHAT THE FUCK!? Praying mantises aren't supposed to be that big! ব্যক্ত Hitler

Hitler plans to throw his pencils of doom at Steven Spielberg

posted by sturmelle15

My furher, who will be your পরবর্তি target? asked Jodl I plan to attend an E.T. convention, of which director Steven Spielberg will be at. When I get the chance to, I will throw my pencils of doom at him. ব্যক্ত Hitler Steiner and the map, my furher? asked Jodl Steiner will drive to the nearest place in Berlin where Spielberg will be. ব্যক্ত Hitler It's here a few miles from our bunker that he's ব্যক্ত to be present. ব্যক্ত Steiner Fine. We'll go there. ব্যক্ত Hitler My furher, আপনি shouldn't throw your pencils at Steven Spielberg. objected Jodl Damnit Jodl. Always with the objecting. I'm going to be throwing...

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Hitler plays the World's Hardest Game

posted by sturmelle15

My fuhrer, what are আপনি going to play today? asked Jodl The World's Hardest Game. Steiner ব্যক্ত I can find it on a couple different web sites. ব্যক্ত Hitler It's hard to pass level 2. Are আপনি sure আপনি wish to play this game? asked Krebs Nonsense. I'm playing this game whether it's hard অথবা not. ব্যক্ত Hitler My, fuhrer, I object to আপনি playing this game! objected Jodl And why is that?! asked Hitler Krebs is right. It's too hard to pass level 2! ব্যক্ত Jodl I don't care. I don't have time to listen to your two-cents. I'm playing this game and that's final! ব্যক্ত Hitler This সঙ্গীত is so obnixious. said...

Hitler, Stalin and others are trapped in a walk-in freezer

posted by 15sturmelle2

We're trapped in a walk-in freezer. ব্যক্ত Gunsche Oh are we? I hadn't noticed. Of course we are! Fegelein must of have trapped us in here. ব্যক্ত Hitler My fuhrer, my head is freezing. ব্যক্ত Jodl Damnit Jodl! Then put a hat on! yelled Hitler I forgot to bring one. ব্যক্ত Jodl Of all the ridiculous requests I have to deal with, making sure আপনি have a hat to wear has to be one of them! ব্যক্ত Hitler I could of have grabbed one off the hat rack on my way out this morning. ব্যক্ত Jodl And আপনি should of! This is why none of আপনি come prepared for these kind of situations! ব্যক্ত Hitler Let's not get upset and...