VAAS MONTENGRO:

#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, আপনি want to run? Huh? আপনি want to run, আপনি want to disrespect me? আপনি want to fuck with me? I mean, আপনি come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and আপনি want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give আপনি thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat আপনি up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE আপনি FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, আপনি CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!


#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell আপনি what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches বাক্স aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do আপনি have a fucking problem in your head? Do আপনি think I am bullshitting you, do আপনি think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed আপনি once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell আপনি the definition of insanity?

#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: আপনি are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. আপনি see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE আপনি every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM অথবা ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! অথবা THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like আপনি know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) দ্বারা the way, this lighter really sucks.


#4:
Vaas: আপনি enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking ক্রুশ and let me be REBORRRRRRN!


#5:
Vaas: আপনি boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really প্রণয় you, cause আপনি two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did আপনি say? What did আপনি say? DO আপনি WANT ME TO SLICE আপনি OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! আপনি FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... অথবা আপনি die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't আপনি laughing now like আপনি did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? আপনি see, thing is, up there, আপনি thought আপনি had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, আপনি thought আপনি had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) আপনি hit the ground.


#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.


#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. আপনি didn't think I knew আপনি were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! আপনি showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here আপনি are, trapped like a fucking rat.


#8:
Vaas: Who gave আপনি that ink, hmm? I asked আপনি a question: who give আপনি that ink, hmm? Citra give আপনি that ink, my sister give আপনি that ink, huh? আপনি think that makes আপনি one of us? আপনি think that makes আপনি like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.


#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!


#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do আপনি have any idea how fucking rude that was?

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HOYT VOLKER:

#1:
Hoyt: (standing পরবর্তি to furnace, that has prisoner held inside it as he talks to a crowd) Ahhh.. My rosy cheek new employees... I'm not gonna lie. Were all here to make a buck.. But it's the happiness of my people that gets me up, each morning.. My father.. Rest his sole.. Was a diamond minor.. Got up at sunset, smoked a cigarette, and down into the earth he went... For that wonderfu- (interrupted দ্বারা the prisoner screaming and trying to get out of he furnace).. Wonderful man.. The company, was, God!... I gave that same presence, to my grand business "here"... And I expect all of আপনি to do the same... Now.. There are only 3 company rules আপনি have to follow... (sits on the furnace) First.. Protect my product... আপনি can fuck them boys but be gentle, (crowd cheers)... Second.. Kill any Native on sight!... Finally.. All profits go to "me"... (gets off the furnace), I'm an understanding boss.. (lights match) but if আপনি break even "one" of these rules... (sets the furnace on আগুন horribly killing the man inside it)... I'll roast আপনি in the furnace til আপনি skin crackles, like chicken...


#2:
Hoyt: Lovely weather we're having.
Vaas: Why boss, আপনি planning a parade?
Hoyt: (laughs hard) That's why I প্রণয় আপনি Vaas, আপনি make me laugh. Everything in business is so goddamn serious. But you. So... what about Snow White?
Vaas: আপনি know, I don't give a fuck about him. I don't give a fuck.
Hoyt: Really? Then why am I here?
Vaas: Once আপনি got the ransom money, his বন্ধু are gonna be sold like that. I shot his older brother. I did what আপনি wanted with his younger brother. Except it's my sister... she's inking that white boy.
Hoyt: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY!... It is দ্বারা my grace that your head isn't impaled on the antenna of my car! Therefore, I would like it if আপনি gave a fuck about Jason Brody!
Vaas: Okay, Hoyt. Okay, alright.
Hoyt: Fantastic! (beat) I am really loving this weather. What's the name of the village down the road? Beras Town? A bunch of native sympathizers. They গাউন a transportation manifest that's close to my heart. I'd like to pay them a visit. Nice to see you, Vaas.


#3:
Hoyt: What a job, poker. Ask anyone on the রাস্তা and they'll call it a game of chance. অথবা talk to Sam here, and he'll say it's about bluffing, won't you, Sam?
Sam: Ja.
Hoyt: Ja! But it's not, is it? It's about keeping আপনি playing until the house collects. (Hoyt deals cards before he suddenly grabs a ছুরি and shanks Sam on the neck) Sorry, house rules! Ah! Look at that, we have the same cards. So let's raise the stakes a little, shall we? (beat) Foster, Jason Brody, whatever your name is, it's slipped my mind. HOW STUPID DO আপনি THINK I AM?!... We should keep playing. Dealer's on the left, right? Guess he's sitting this one out...


#4:
Hoyt: Some guys, they don't get it!... See that নৌকা out there?... I'm holding it, and the people on board for ransom... But the customer., He just doesn't want negositate outside his country... (turns on the song Ride of the Valkyries, before pushing a trigger that blows up the boat).. Hahaha!


#5:
Hoyt: I'm very disappointed in আপনি Jason.. আপনি didn't check up on your little brother Riley.
Jason: WHERE IS HE!?
Hoyt: Don't worry... I sold him to someone VERY special... He likes them young!
Jason: (swings knife) I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!
Hoyt: Hahaha.. I have very powerful friends, who will hunt আপনি down.


#6:
Hoyt: So, name your price. Everybody has one. You're all puppets and we're the one pulling the strings. The system was designed to work that way.


#7:
Hoyt: We have a special on this month; your very own island, for the head of Jason Brody..


#8:
Hoyt: (cuts off Jason's finger) Oh Jason, now we can't get married. Hahaha!

#9:
Hoyt: (is stabbed and wounded) আপনি can't win! I HOLD ALL THE CARDS!!
Jason: Than why are আপনি afraid!?


#10:
Hoyt: Vaas.. Stop scaring the hostages... I need আপনি to take care of the rejects!