"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way অথবা another"
"Chainsaws, salve everything"
"Ted Bundy, b-i-t-c-h!"
"I'm no আরো than what আপনি expect from Irish French Canadians"
"Life is crazy. Nothing আরো to say"
"Ever feel so damn miserable আপনি just want to take everything আপনি own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"
"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life অথবা how people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"
"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"
"Don't read this stupid story unless আপনি like stupid comedies দ্বারা an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid অনুরাগী fiction site"
"Having re read কাপকেক currently.. I still found it oddly inspiring. Not for the morbid gore. But দ্বারা the narrations"
"I write with pride, I write for the hell of it"
"I hate hearing my own voice"
"Ashleigh Ball claims that Applejack's character was inspired দ্বারা the country singers Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton. Even if it's only for the voice. Still. How can আপনি get something as awesome as Applejack, from that Cyrus freak! Doesn't that p-i-s-s আপনি off!? What's next, Spike was based off Justin Biber. Oh god! Don't let it f-u-c-kin happen! But, really though, Ashleigh Ball really 'did' say that..I'm f-u-c-kin SERIOUS! Look it up! আপনি have the internet don't you!? Now, I know your probably thinking "Dua, coarse I have the internet, I'm পাঠ করা your stupid story. If so.. Don't be such a smart a-s-s!"
"Alone with my dad.. Yeah... Just awkward as it sounds"
"I don't believe EVERYTHING, my religion says.."
"A humor themed personality ক্যুইজ called me unfunny, time to track down the creator"
"Reminding us all of the nievity of horror movie characters, she went alone, without any form of protection what's so ever, she went to try finding the উৎস of the noise"
"Ever saw the trailer for something called "Soroity Row. Stupid, stupid movie.
I mean, what the f-u-c-k is wrong with them! Thinking it's funny to fake a death.
I get that they wanted revenge for him cheating.
But simply humilating him, would of gotten the point across.
But 'Nooo' they have to make him think he killed somebody.
What the f-u-c-k is funny about that!
And than., they ব্যক্ত they would have to dismember her.
What the fuck did আপনি expect him to do!? Idiots!"
"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Isn't because I hate it, in fact I "loved" it. No, I spoofed it in order to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I প্রদর্শনী how things COULD of gone"
"It's the little stuff that makes me feel like I'm not wasting my time"
"I thought of impressing my girlfriend.. But then realized I don't have one.. It was awkward"
"I often enjoy watching various battle scenes of walking dead, with help from Netflix.. And my dad came down when I was watching the battles of the opening episode of season 3.. But anyway. It was abit annoying, as he was in my ear the whole time, about how unhealthy these amounts of violence are..
If I was gonna go crazy from these shows.. I probably would of দ্বারা now"
"I don't get why Canada and American are always labeling each other..
Truth of it is... Every American wants to be in Canada.. But every Canadian wants to be in America"
"I can offically add "mother discovers I'm a secret brony, in possibly the WORST way of finding out" to my তালিকা of awkward moments in life. But hey. With all my morbid pictures of the characters found on my ফেসবুক page (including my current avatar, taken from CUPCAKES). It was only a matter of time"
"With all the bloody snow gone, we can finally call Ottawa HOME"
"Round here.. If your not dead, your gay!"
"I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible)"
"Hate the haters, troll the trolls"
"Kate was brutally murdered.. But at least she won't wind up going to hell. But not heaven either unfortunately. Well. Maybe in she'll go to heaven in THIS scenario. But in reality. নেকড়ে don't go to heaven. I'm sorry. It's my cultured beliefs. I'm born a Christian. And Christian's believe that the only animal able to go to heaven, are human animals. even though I could care less about most of my religion. I still believe in heaven and hell. (but only cause I have reasons to believe Satan is real, due to exorcisms being real)"
"I try making it a point, to review horrible, horrible stories, so others don't have to suffer though them.. Though it probably dosen't work, আপনি guys probably read the s-h-i-t anyway"
"I don't actually mind পাতিহাঁস Bell. He's actually kinda funny. But I hate অনুরাগী girls"
"Maybe he just took so much m-e-t-h, he f-u-c-ked a dude"
"I'd যোগদান the army if Liam Neeson was my partner in arms"
"Fanfiction will never truly change.. It will always SUCK"
"Rule 14: If it exists, KORN will fit the mood for it"
"If I wanted to see girl on girl p-o-r-n, I would go to a porn site (not that I do)"
"Try পাঠ করা a book once in a while"
"I know the name of almost every p-o-r-n site (don't ask me how অথবা why)"
"The mighty king রাজহংসী gives us খাবার to eat"
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
"You প্রদর্শনী it your p-e-n-i-s, and see if it stares for আরো than 20 seconds"
"Only in Mexico"
"The BETTER প্রশ্ন is, why were আপনি smelling it in the first place?"
"It's a p-o-r-n site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open"
"Mexicans are considered Russians"
"We have polar bears with stun guns"
"If nobody saw him. Why is there a picture of him?"
"Are wolfs magicians now. Are they gonna pull a rabbit out of their f-u-c-kin tail!?"
"Stuff like Family guy is the only time I'm okay with such things"
"I'm afraid. I have nothing but dislikeness towards the whole idea of this story"
"This review is already being typed. and I'm too lazy to stop it from publishing"
"when Jason angrily asks why I did this, I'll blaim it on my Canadian. Ness"
"Anything over 30 অথবা 40 thousand words, will usually freak me out"
"Every time Kate cheats, my remaining respect of these stories lowers"
"You need psychological help"
"TAKE THAT STEREOTYPES!"
"If your gonna insult me, first I have to give a shit about your opinions"
"Chainsaws, salve everything"
"Ted Bundy, b-i-t-c-h!"
"I'm no আরো than what আপনি expect from Irish French Canadians"
"Life is crazy. Nothing আরো to say"
"Ever feel so damn miserable আপনি just want to take everything আপনি own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"
"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life অথবা how people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"
"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"
"Don't read this stupid story unless আপনি like stupid comedies দ্বারা an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid অনুরাগী fiction site"
"Having re read কাপকেক currently.. I still found it oddly inspiring. Not for the morbid gore. But দ্বারা the narrations"
"I write with pride, I write for the hell of it"
"I hate hearing my own voice"
"Ashleigh Ball claims that Applejack's character was inspired দ্বারা the country singers Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton. Even if it's only for the voice. Still. How can আপনি get something as awesome as Applejack, from that Cyrus freak! Doesn't that p-i-s-s আপনি off!? What's next, Spike was based off Justin Biber. Oh god! Don't let it f-u-c-kin happen! But, really though, Ashleigh Ball really 'did' say that..I'm f-u-c-kin SERIOUS! Look it up! আপনি have the internet don't you!? Now, I know your probably thinking "Dua, coarse I have the internet, I'm পাঠ করা your stupid story. If so.. Don't be such a smart a-s-s!"
"Alone with my dad.. Yeah... Just awkward as it sounds"
"I don't believe EVERYTHING, my religion says.."
"A humor themed personality ক্যুইজ called me unfunny, time to track down the creator"
"Reminding us all of the nievity of horror movie characters, she went alone, without any form of protection what's so ever, she went to try finding the উৎস of the noise"
"Ever saw the trailer for something called "Soroity Row. Stupid, stupid movie.
I mean, what the f-u-c-k is wrong with them! Thinking it's funny to fake a death.
I get that they wanted revenge for him cheating.
But simply humilating him, would of gotten the point across.
But 'Nooo' they have to make him think he killed somebody.
What the f-u-c-k is funny about that!
And than., they ব্যক্ত they would have to dismember her.
What the fuck did আপনি expect him to do!? Idiots!"
"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Isn't because I hate it, in fact I "loved" it. No, I spoofed it in order to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I প্রদর্শনী how things COULD of gone"
"It's the little stuff that makes me feel like I'm not wasting my time"
"I thought of impressing my girlfriend.. But then realized I don't have one.. It was awkward"
"I often enjoy watching various battle scenes of walking dead, with help from Netflix.. And my dad came down when I was watching the battles of the opening episode of season 3.. But anyway. It was abit annoying, as he was in my ear the whole time, about how unhealthy these amounts of violence are..
If I was gonna go crazy from these shows.. I probably would of দ্বারা now"
"I don't get why Canada and American are always labeling each other..
Truth of it is... Every American wants to be in Canada.. But every Canadian wants to be in America"
"I can offically add "mother discovers I'm a secret brony, in possibly the WORST way of finding out" to my তালিকা of awkward moments in life. But hey. With all my morbid pictures of the characters found on my ফেসবুক page (including my current avatar, taken from CUPCAKES). It was only a matter of time"
"With all the bloody snow gone, we can finally call Ottawa HOME"
"Round here.. If your not dead, your gay!"
"I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible)"
"Hate the haters, troll the trolls"
"Kate was brutally murdered.. But at least she won't wind up going to hell. But not heaven either unfortunately. Well. Maybe in she'll go to heaven in THIS scenario. But in reality. নেকড়ে don't go to heaven. I'm sorry. It's my cultured beliefs. I'm born a Christian. And Christian's believe that the only animal able to go to heaven, are human animals. even though I could care less about most of my religion. I still believe in heaven and hell. (but only cause I have reasons to believe Satan is real, due to exorcisms being real)"
"I try making it a point, to review horrible, horrible stories, so others don't have to suffer though them.. Though it probably dosen't work, আপনি guys probably read the s-h-i-t anyway"
"I don't actually mind পাতিহাঁস Bell. He's actually kinda funny. But I hate অনুরাগী girls"
"Maybe he just took so much m-e-t-h, he f-u-c-ked a dude"
"I'd যোগদান the army if Liam Neeson was my partner in arms"
"Fanfiction will never truly change.. It will always SUCK"
"Rule 14: If it exists, KORN will fit the mood for it"
"If I wanted to see girl on girl p-o-r-n, I would go to a porn site (not that I do)"
"Try পাঠ করা a book once in a while"
"I know the name of almost every p-o-r-n site (don't ask me how অথবা why)"
"The mighty king রাজহংসী gives us খাবার to eat"
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
"You প্রদর্শনী it your p-e-n-i-s, and see if it stares for আরো than 20 seconds"
"Only in Mexico"
"The BETTER প্রশ্ন is, why were আপনি smelling it in the first place?"
"It's a p-o-r-n site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open"
"Mexicans are considered Russians"
"We have polar bears with stun guns"
"If nobody saw him. Why is there a picture of him?"
"Are wolfs magicians now. Are they gonna pull a rabbit out of their f-u-c-kin tail!?"
"Stuff like Family guy is the only time I'm okay with such things"
"I'm afraid. I have nothing but dislikeness towards the whole idea of this story"
"This review is already being typed. and I'm too lazy to stop it from publishing"
"when Jason angrily asks why I did this, I'll blaim it on my Canadian. Ness"
"Anything over 30 অথবা 40 thousand words, will usually freak me out"
"Every time Kate cheats, my remaining respect of these stories lowers"
"You need psychological help"
"TAKE THAT STEREOTYPES!"
"If your gonna insult me, first I have to give a shit about your opinions"
