Heather&Beth: *sitting on a couch*
Heather: So what's poupal in the holloywood today?
Beth: Oh Leshawna gets 10 enmys!
Heather: LESHAWNA! Why not me! আপনি know i shouldve played in Chris is movie! I couldve done it with out the wonder bra! And look at me now! No paparazias, Emails,Stalkers! Now i'm voice of a fucking puppet! I mean why doesnt say nice things to me?
Duncan: Nice tits
Heather: Thank you!
Beth: *rolls eyes and looks at the workers*
Heather: Is there any thing?
Beth: Oh DJ Is hireing a girl to play the virgin mary!
Heather: OH! Call him and tell i want to see him!
** Over at UK **
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