The following is a তালিকা of some of their greatest moments. Most of these are from the books. However, these first two are from the DH1movie. Enjoy!

Moody: Fair warning: it tastes like goblin piss.
One twin: How do আপনি know what that tastes like? *sees Moody's glare* Just trying to ease the tension.

Both: *after transformation* Wow. We're identical.

Ok. Here we go with উদ্ধৃতি from the books. Don't forget to comment. Also, add any I may have missed.

"Fred, আপনি next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," ব্যক্ত the boy. "Honestly woman, আপনি call yourself our mother? Can't আপনি tell I'm George?"
"Sorry, George, dear."
"Only joking, I am Fred," ব্যক্ত the boy, and off he went.

"Blimey," ব্যক্ত the other twin. "Are you--?"
"He is," ব্যক্ত the first twin. "Aren't you?" he added to Harry.
"What?" ব্যক্ত Harry.
"Harry Potter," chorused the twins.

"Aaah, has ickle Ronnie got somefink on his nosie?" ব্যক্ত one of the twins.

"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," ব্যক্ত the other twin. "Once--"
"Or twice--"
"A minute--"
"All summer--"

"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea, though, thanks, Mom."

"Never mind that, do আপনি think he remembers what You-Know-Who looks like?"

"We'll send আপনি a Hogwarts toilet seat."

"We got Potter! We got Potter!"

"You must be good, Harry, Wood was almost skipping when he told us."