Ross: [leaning over and talking to Rachel's lap] I can't wait to play with আপনি all day, and to hear your first words.
Phoebe: [wide eyed] Why are আপনি letting him talk to your crotch that way?
Rachel: He's talking to the baby.
Phoebe: Oh, that's good. Because when I heard, "I can't wait to hear your first words" I thought, "Boy that's some trick!"
Carol: Oh, what do আপনি know? No-one's going up to আপনি and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this
Carol: pot roast through it?"
Ross: I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her.
Chandler: Hey, আপনি know what আপনি should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used.
Chandler: I'm thinking of having an affair with your wife! Oh, আপনি know what, I just did!
Chandler: No, freak show! She's fictional!
Ross: Okay, there আপনি go.
Rachel: Sure. Sure, I'll just sit পরবর্তি to the... transsexual from purchasing.
Ross: What are আপনি doing tonight?
Chandler: Why, do আপনি have a lecture?
Chandler: Free as a bird, what's up?
Kate Miller: [they are doing a scene] I have a প্রশ্ন about this scene.
The Director: Yes?
Kate Miller: Well, I don't understand why Adrienne's attracted to Victor.
[Joey plays Victor, she plays Adrienne]
The Director: Peel the onion. First of all, he's good-looking.
Kate Miller: I think my character's gonna need a little bit আরো of a reason than that.
Joey: Oh, hey, how about this one? It says so in the script! Y'know, I don't know why my character likes আপনি either, I mean, it says in the script here that you're a bitch.
Kate Miller: It does not say that in the script.
Joey: It does in mine!
Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, I'm doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? I'm just doing it to get back at Ross. I'm sorry, it's not very fair to you.
Mark: Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if আপনি want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!
Joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!
Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented." and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good."
Chandler: I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here? Y'know?
Chandler: I'm talking about you. আপনি big, big freak.
Monica: What আপনি guys don't understand is, for us, স্নেহ চুম্বন is as important as any part of it.
Joey: Yeah, right!... Y'serious?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah!
Rachel: Everything আপনি need to know is in that first kiss.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, স্নেহ চুম্বন is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian আপনি have to sit through before পরাকাষ্ঠা Floyd comes out.
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the প্রদর্শনী was, আপনি girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise পরবর্তি time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
Joey: [pause] ... Are we still talking about sex?
Ross: Wow, আপনি guys sure have a lot of বই about being a lesbian.
Susan: Well, আপনি know, আপনি have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let আপনি do it.
Jack Geller: I remember when we first got engaged.
Chandler: Oh, I don't think I ever heard that story.
Monica: Oh dad, really আপনি don't need to...
Jack Geller: [ignoring her] Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant. I still don't know that happened.
Judy Geller: [incredulous] আপনি don't know how that happened? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy.
Joey Tribbiani: [after smelling potpourri] Well, this is like summer in a bowl!
Phoebe: [Monica stares dreamily as Richard leaves the room] Oooh, I think my boyfriend's ever so dreamy. I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like.
[in Barbados, Rachel runs into Monica and Chandler's room in the morning and opens the curtains, it has been raining a lot]
Monica: The sun is out!
Chandler: [squinting in pain] Hey, remember when I had corneas?
Joey Tribbiani: [upon hearing Ross doesn't want to go to the চলচ্চিত্র with him] Come on, man! Tom Hanks! Meg Ryan! They get mail!
Monica: Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.
Monica: [on the phone] Could আপনি please tell me what this is in reference to? Yes, hold on.
Monica: Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks.
Monica: That is the unusual activity.
Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
Reporter: I like that. what's your name?
[pointing tape recorder at Pheobe]
Phoebe: Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate.
[after observing a short fight between Rachel and Ross]
Phoebe: That's it? "We were on a break." "No we weren't." What happened to আপনি two?
Ross: We were on a break!
Rachel: আপনি know, Ben, I was your daddy's girlfriend.
Ben: But you're not anymore. Because আপনি were on a break.
Ross: [holding a bottle of champagne] Gunther, six glasses!
Gunther: [hopeful] Six? আপনি want me to যোগদান you?
Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five will be fine.
[Gunther walks away disappointed]
Ross: Boy I'm gonna get spit in my coffee, now.
Monica: Chandler, it's okay. আপনি don't have to be so macho all the time.
Chandler: I'm not macho.
Monica: You're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
Chandler: The Bings have horrible marriages. They yell. They fight. And they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games.
Ross: Chandler, have আপনি ever put on a black ককটেল dress and asked me up to your hotel room?
Ross: Then আপনি are neither of your parents.
Ross: My dad wanted to know if আপনি wanted to play racquetball with us.
Monica: Wow. That's great. Dad must really like you, he doesn't ask just anyone to play.
Ross: Yeah and he didn't really ask for you, he asked for Chancy, I assumed he meant you.
Chandler: Well, did-did আপনি correct him?
Ross: No, I-I thought it would be আরো fun this way.
Monica: আপনি can't আগুন me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired." Ha.
Monica: My নীতিবাণী is get out before they go down.
Joey: That is so not my motto.
Julie: [Monica has told everyone about Chandler's third nipple] আপনি know, Chandler, in some cultures a third nipple is considered a mark of virility. The most desirable women dance naked around আপনি so আপনি can make your pick.
Chandler: Ah, would any of these cultures be in the tri-state area?
Joey: [during Ross's speech, Joey laughs every time he hears 'homo erectus'] Ha, Ha, he ব্যক্ত 'erectus'.
[notices Rachel is also laughing]
Rachel: [stifling laugh] No, 'homo'.
Mike Hanigan: You're not gonna try and make me যোগদান a cult are you?
Mike Hanigan: Oh okay. আপনি just have that look.
Ross: [to himself] Damn SuperCuts!
[Re: "If আপনি had to give up sex অথবা food, which would আপনি pick?"]
Chandler: Seriously. Answer faster.
Monica: I'm sorry, sweetie. When she ব্যক্ত "sex" I wasn't thinking of sex with you.
Chandler: It's like a big hug.
Phoebe: Ross, how about you? Sex অথবা food?
Phoebe: What about sex অথবা dinosaurs?
Ross: My God, it's like Sophie's Choice.
Phoebe: Joey, if আপনি had to give up sex অথবা food, which would আপনি pick?
Joey: I don't know it's too hard.
Rachel: Come on, আপনি have to answer.
Joey: Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!
[Mona doesn't know that Rachel is living with Ross]
Mona: Listen, Rachel, I appreciate your situation but this is Valentine's Day. So, if আপনি don't mind, would আপনি please just go back home?
[Ross enters with his gift for Mona]
Rachel: What are আপনি talking about? I live here.
Ross: [nervously gives Mona her present] Happy Valentine's Day.
[Mona stares angrily at Ross]
Ross: Or, something to remember me by...
Chandler: আপনি can't come in.
Monica: Why not?
Chandler: Because, uh, Ross is naked.
Chandler: Well, I couldn't tell her *I* was naked. She's allowed to see me naked.
Ross: Why does *anyone* have to be naked?
[Joey just got ordained via the internet so that he could perform Monica and Chandler's wedding]
Joey: Hey, I started working on what I'm going to say at the ceremony. Wanna hear it?
Monica, Chandler: Yeah.
Joey: We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special প্রণয় that Monica and Chandler share.
[Monica and Chandler look impressed]
Joey: It is a প্রণয় based of giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the প্রণয় that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and প্রণয় and have... and receive.
Joey: Okay, আপনি guys, I've got a little আরো written... are আপনি ready?
Chandler: Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Joey: When I think of the প্রণয় that these two givers and receivers share, I cannot help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving and giving... and then I can't think of a good word for right here.
Monica: How bout receiving?
Joey: Anyway, I started working on what I'm gonna say at the ceremony, আপনি wanna hear it?
Monica, Chandler: Yeah!
Joey: Now, listen, it's just the first draft so... ”We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special প্রণয় that Monica and Chandler share. It is a প্রণয় based on giving and receiving, as well as having and sharing. And the প্রণয় that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and প্রণয় and have and receive."
Chandler: [to Monica] Shouldn't we call the spitter?
[after catching Ross স্নেহ চুম্বন Chandler's mother in front of the male bathroom]
Joey: I'll just go pee in the street.
Eddie: [Chandler just asked him to সরানো out] This is kinda out of the blue, isn't it?
Chandler: No, no, no. This isn't out of the blue. This is তীক্ষ্নভাবে dab in the middle of the blue.
Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.
Joey: And আপনি call yourself an accountant?
[Joey and Chandler apartment has been robbed]
Joey: Aw, man. He took the five of spades.
[looks through deck]
Joey: No, here it is.
Rachel: Hey, আপনি guys wanna go see a movie?
Ross: Yeah, sure.
Rachel: How about you, Phoebe?
Phoebe: No, thanks, I've already seen one.
[Chandler's key broke in Monica's door]
Chandler: I প্রণয় you.
Monica: I প্রণয় আপনি too.
Chandler: Are আপনি hugging the door right now?
Monica: Um... no?
Chandler: Uh... yeah, yeah, me neither.
Monica: Oh my god. How cute is the new eye doctor?
Rachel: So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.
[Ross is wearing a white suit]
Monica: I like it even better on আপনি than on Colonel Sanders.
Ross: Look, I just came here to tell আপনি guys something.
Rachel: Oh. Was it how আপনি invented the cotton gin?
Joey: And look. A phone in the bathroom.
Monica: Joey, don't ever call me from that phone.
Joey: Want some jam?
Chandler: No thanks, I just had a jar of mustard.