Are these funny?

Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope আপনি like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when আপনি heard someone talking on the intercom, আপনি fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give আপনি a ride প্রথমপাতা and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a মাশরুম and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples and yelling, " SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!!!'"
"You were screaming into my closet "WHERE IS NARNIA?!?'"
"You walked up to a semi- truck and whispered 'I know your secret..... Optimus Prime'"
"You were splashing around in the sink screaming "Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming'"
"You were in my pool screaming "WHERE IS NEMO?!?!'"
"You saw a midget, and tried to give him a sock. When he ran away আপনি screamed "DOBBY!! STOP! I AM YOUR SAVIOR!!' and ran after him"
"You picked up my ধেড়ে ইঁদুরের ন্যায় প্রাণিবিশেষ and ব্যক্ত "I choose you! Go pikachu!'"
"You were trying to swim in mud and ব্যক্ত 'IM IN WILLY WONKAS চকোলেট RIVER!!!'"
"You spent 2 hours trying to drown my goldfish"
"You kept shouting 'NEVER!!' at my sisters Justin Beiber posters"
"You asked my mom is she was a virgin"
"You pushed your girlfriend into my pool and shouted "BE FREE ARIEL!!!'"
"You tried to throw a কাঠবিড়াল in my pool and shouted "BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS আপনি SANDY!!'"
"You kept asking my cat why he killed Mufasa"
"You ran into a brick দেওয়াল screaming "HOGWARTS HERE I COME!!'"
"You grabbed a sponge from my রান্নাঘর and begged it to tell আপনি the krabby patty secret formula"
"It was raining and আপনি fell in a puddle and screamed "HELP IM DROWNING!!'"
"You held my cat in the air saying 'Simba!!'"
"You hugged an old man and ব্যক্ত "Dumbledore! You're alive!'"
"When I drove yo